topcat Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Jim Jefferies is back at Tynecastle, James Cameron has just made the most expensive film of all time, it looks like there?s going to be a change of governement. And Nick Leeson seems to have been adopted as a role model by the people running the financial services industry. It?s clear that we?ve actually travelled through a wormhole in time and space and we?re now going to relive the late 90s So for readers who were to young of too off their head on narcotics at the time to remember it here?s a few predictions of what?s about to happen. We will play 4-4-2 with a diamond shaped midfield Someone will make a film all about Hibs fans doing smack and stealing stuff Your mobile phone will expand so that it no longer fits in your pocket We?ll sign an attacking midfielder from a lower division side in Fife, he?ll turn out to be pretty good Take That will get back together with Robbie, They?ll be pish but chicks will dig them We?ll sign a 25 year old Centre Half from Falkirk who?ll be great and will still be playing at a high level 15 years later My hair will grow back, Unfortunetly it?ll be a bit on the Mullety side. The Hearts chairman will be a bit of an arse We will reach several finals against Walter Smith?s Rangers on a regular basis and win at least one of them I?ll fall in love with Mrs Topcat all over again We will sign an aging former Serie A hard man who will become a cult hero (I?m hoping for Marco Materazzi) Feel free to add more predictions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Jim Jefferies is back at Tynecastle, James Cameron has just made the most expensive film of all time, it looks like there?s going to be a change of governement. And Nick Leeson seems to have been adopted as a role model by the people running the financial services industry. It?s clear that we?ve actually travelled through a wormhole in time and space and we?re now going to relive the late 90s So for readers who were to young of too off their head on narcotics at the time to remember it here?s a few predictions of what?s about to happen. We will play 4-4-2 with a diamond shaped midfield Someone will make a film all about Hibs fans doing smack and stealing stuff Your mobile phone will expand so that it no longer fits in your pocket We?ll sign an attacking midfielder from a lower division side in Fife, he?ll turn out to be pretty good Take That will get back together with Robbie, They?ll be pish but chicks will dig them We?ll sign a 25 year old Centre Half from Falkirk who?ll be great and will still be playing at a high level 15 years later My hair will grow back, Unfortunetly it?ll be a bit on the Mullety side. The Hearts chairman will be a bit of an arse We will reach several finals against Walter Smith?s Rangers on a regular basis and win at least one of them I?ll fall in love with Mrs Topcat all over again We will sign an aging former Serie A hard man who will become a cult hero (I?m hoping for Marco Materazzi) Feel free to add more predictions... I might go back to those days actually... when in Leith.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 You had a mullet in the late 90s/early 00s? Dude.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 my wife will give me my nat king cole on a regular basis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted February 1, 2010 Author Share Posted February 1, 2010 I forgot to mention Hibs starting a season quite well and ending up relegated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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