cosanostra Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Thought it might be a laugh to post this odd email i got today on here then set up an email address and correspond with her. It may be funny or it may suck but let's try it any way. Here's the email. -------- I hope to receive your reply! If you are a man of 28-55 years old! Sociable and Kind! Sympathetic and Interesting! Whose wishes will get acquainted with the girl for pleasant Dialogue! Soon, I shall arrive to England! I wish to travel around and I shall look England on my way. I can come to you on a visit or we can have a meeting in other city! I shall go to my friend! I am waiting for the fascinating travel to the country of my dream! I'd like to know you better and certainly to see your photos! If you like, I can send you some other my photos! I live in Saint-Petersburg , I think, you know this city?! I have no financial problems, I have no problems with a place to live in Russia,therefore I shall receive my visa I take care of my health and freely I go to any country! I have good sense of Humour :) Write precisely, where do you live, I shall look on map Google!! If you like to know about me more, ask! I shall go to England in some days and I wish to find friends in the unfamiliar country for me! I am open for relations more than friendship, but I think, to be friends is first of all! I hope we shall not have problems with the communication and we shall find many themes for discussion you can reach me on my email: [email protected] ------------ So what should my first email to her be? What should my name, job and location be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Ian Malcolm Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Vladimir (can "make Russain talk also"), Entrepreneur and Kuanas/Edinburgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 easy...thank you very much for your intrest, i notice that you mention you have other photos,. Im a carefull shopper and would like to see more of these:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart MacD Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 easy...thank you very much for your intrest, i notice that you mention you have other photos,. Im a carefull shopper and would like to see more of these:p Definitely - the "Russian girl" emails I have received all show more cleavage than that. Or maybe they're just becoming more subtle. I had an email yesterday from a director of the Iraki Oil Ministry (in bl??dy near impeccable English for once). As I'm busy at the moment, perhaps I should have forwarded it to one of my Nigerian contacts, instead of junking it as Thunderbird advised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moz Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 In the absence of a certain poster, not yet on this thread, ....I will say it for him.... Get it pumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Cosa Its naked picture request time, clearly. If she refuses she isn't the girl for you. If she obliges you know what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 How old are you? My name is Ian and I'm from Ai... ...nah, maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmiyaRomanova Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I am Glasgow from. Please money bring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Thought it might be a laugh to post this odd email i got today on here then set up an email address and correspond with her. It may be funny or it may suck but let's try it any way. Here's the email. -------- I hope to receive your reply! If you are a man of 28-55 years old! Sociable and Kind! Sympathetic and Interesting! Whose wishes will get acquainted with the girl for pleasant Dialogue! Soon, I shall arrive to England! I wish to travel around and I shall look England on my way. I can come to you on a visit or we can have a meeting in other city! I shall go to my friend! I am waiting for the fascinating travel to the country of my dream! I'd like to know you better and certainly to see your photos! If you like, I can send you some other my photos! I live in Saint-Petersburg , I think, you know this city?! I have no financial problems, I have no problems with a place to live in Russia,therefore I shall receive my visa I take care of my health and freely I go to any country! I have good sense of Humour :) Write precisely, where do you live, I shall look on map Google!! If you like to know about me more, ask! I shall go to England in some days and I wish to find friends in the unfamiliar country for me! I am open for relations more than friendship, but I think, to be friends is first of all! I hope we shall not have problems with the communication and we shall find many themes for discussion you can reach me on my email: [email protected] ------------ So what should my first email to her be? What should my name, job and location be? You've been on http://www.russianbrides.com again aint ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 You'll get a reply as soon as "She" gets the PC back together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Lose the hat babe......:Hearts Man dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Might as well ask if she spits or swallows!:Hearts Man dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 I am Glasgow from. Please money bring. hehe! OK, can someone please find a suitable photo for me to use and i'll tell her that it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 hehe! OK, can someone please find a suitable photo for me to use and i'll tell her that it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 HI, my name is creag, otherwise known as Irvine jambo, I ran a succesful chain of....ad nauseum... You know she'll be a sucker for that laid back, hanging wit ma homies on the middle class gap advert basketball court look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 btw: have you noticed the russian brides ad at the bottom of this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 How about this? My name is Derek Riordan and i'm 32. I own a company that specialises in importing exotic shell suits from Malaysia. I have over 250 shell suits in my private collection. Maybe we could wear shell suits together? My company is called DeekLovesBoaby Ltd. ----- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 hahaha.... Get her to write some thing re; hearts on her tats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 HI, my name is creag, otherwise known as Irvine jambo, I ran a succesful chain of....ad nauseum... You know she'll be a sucker for that laid back, hanging wit ma homies on the middle class gap advert basketball court look. We have a winner!!! I could use the blurb from Creag's myspace. It's here Hi everyone, my name is Creag MacAllainnach. I'm a 6ft4 former heavy weight boxing champion. I am also married to an Indian Bollywood actress although i'm not telling her name (she might be one of the my myspace friends though - nudge nudge wink wink!!!lol lol roflmao lol) I used to live in America but i had to leave because i knocked out a Police officer. He did make me see the error of my ways and I found Jesus who came all over my life like a big wave of euphoria. Sadly i only have one baw. I love Heart of Midlothian and Scotland and i really really love the SNP. Alex Salmond is my homeboy. I'm independantly wealthy because i sold my chain of gyms (Big Boy Shufflers inc) and now live on the profits. I also do some work as a lecturer on a wealth of topics as i have 11 university degrees. I never let my missing baw hold me back in life, i just felt the other one, enjoyed it, smiled and then got on with my life and achieved!!!!! ---------- I'll get rid of the married bit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 hahaha.... Get her to write some thing re; hearts on her tats. hahahah!! Brilliant idea. I don't want to dive in with something like that straight away, i want to bam her up a bit first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Heehee. Loving it - much more entertaining than proper work. Will have a look and see if I can find any decent pics, but I think the key is for 'you' to look fairly well off but absolutely very normal looks wise. If she thinks you've got cash and you're not completely horrific to look at, surely she'll be more likely to respond with enthusiasm? No really ugly or really good looking blokes. She'd smell a rat straight away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 Heehee. Loving it - much more entertaining than proper work. Will have a look and see if I can find any decent pics, but I think the key is for 'you' to look fairly well off but absolutely very normal looks wise. If she thinks you've got cash and you're not completely horrific to look at, surely she'll be more likely to respond with enthusiasm? No really ugly or really good looking blokes. She'd smell a rat straight away. The Irvine Jambo one ticks those boxes. Might be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 hahahah!! Brilliant idea. I don't want to dive in with something like that straight away, i want to bam her up a bit first. thats it gain her trust then bang humiliation.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 thats it gain her trust then bang humiliation.... To be fair, i think she's the Russian female, equivalent of Creag MacAllaiinachachnnach because the email says it comes from someone called Anthony Whitman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 The Irvine Jambo one ticks those boxes. Might be funny. you can use the whole one ball story to get some sympathy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Tell her you lost yer baw fighting the chechans... she'l love that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 To be fair, i think she's the Russian female, equivalent of Creag MacAllaiinachachnnach because the email says it comes from someone called Anthony Whitman. Ask the mods to check the member list for you - this could be more screwed up than you know. Anyway, wasn't there only one pic of IJ? You'll need to be able to get hold of more than one pic of whoever you decide to be, that's the very basics cosa. First thing you'd ask for if you think you're having your leg pulled is another photo. Not that I've done this before or anything. Ahem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 The first email has left the building. Here it is. I sent the IJ photo as well. ------ Thank you for your email, you sound like a really classy lady!!!! My name is Creag MacAllainnach and I live in the Scottish city of Irvine. I'm a 6ft4 former heavy weight boxing champion. I used to be married to an Indian Bollywood actress although i'm now divorced and looking for love. I used to live in America but i had to leave because i knocked out a Police officer. He did make me see the error of my ways and I found Jesus who came all over my life like a big wave of euphoria. Sadly i only have one baw , but please don't let that put you off - my remaining one is amazing!! I love Heart of Midlothian and Scotland. I'm independantly wealthy because i sold my chain of gyms (Big Boy Shufflers inc) and now live on the profits. I also do some work as a lecturer on a wealth of topics as i have 11 university degrees. I never let my missing baw hold me back in life, i just felt the other one, enjoyed it, smiled and then got on with my life and achieved!!!!! I very much like your hat, where did you get it from? I hope to hear from you again soon and maybe you could send some more photos?? Bye Creag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 Anyone else think she looks like Austin Powers long lost Russian twin sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 hahaha loving your work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Thought it might be a laugh to post this odd email i got today on here then set up an email address and correspond with her. It may be funny or it may suck but let's try it any way. Here's the email. -------- I hope to receive your reply! If you are a man of 28-55 years old! Sociable and Kind! Sympathetic and Interesting! Whose wishes will get acquainted with the girl for pleasant Dialogue! Soon, I shall arrive to England! I wish to travel around and I shall look England on my way. I can come to you on a visit or we can have a meeting in other city! I shall go to my friend! I am waiting for the fascinating travel to the country of my dream! I'd like to know you better and certainly to see your photos! If you like, I can send you some other my photos! I live in Saint-Petersburg , I think, you know this city?! I have no financial problems, I have no problems with a place to live in Russia,therefore I shall receive my visa I take care of my health and freely I go to any country! I have good sense of Humour :) Write precisely, where do you live, I shall look on map Google!! If you like to know about me more, ask! I shall go to England in some days and I wish to find friends in the unfamiliar country for me! I am open for relations more than friendship, but I think, to be friends is first of all! I hope we shall not have problems with the communication and we shall find many themes for discussion you can reach me on my email: [email protected] ------------ So what should my first email to her be? What should my name, job and location be? I think you may have been clicking on to many of the lonely hearts ads appearing on this site now cosa. Adopt a diplomatic approach, tell her to feck off, inform her we have a recent history of people from that neck of the woods coming here with big promises, and making a shop front of themselves. If you don't want to correspond with her by email you can tell her in person, she works in Asda at The Jewel, and lives in Niddrie Marischal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 I think you may have been clicking on to many of the lonely hearts ads appearing on this site now cosa. Adopt a diplomatic approach, tell her to feck off, inform her we have a recent history of people from that neck of the woods coming here with big promises, and making a shop front of themselves. If you don't want to correspond with her by email you can tell her in person, she works in Asda at The Jewel, and lives in Niddrie Marischal. No idea how these feckers got my email address. I've made a new IrvineJambo one for this project any way. Now let's see how long it takes them to reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 How about this? My name is Derek Riordan and i'm 32. I own a company that specialises in importing exotic shell suits from Malaysia. I have over 250 shell suits in my private collection. Maybe we could wear shell suits together? My company is called DeekLovesBoaby Ltd. ----- Well now we know what Heston gets up to in his spare time. When not flash frying some wolf urine soaked reindeer steak in a marinade of inuit redcurrants.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 Well now we know what Heston gets up to in his spare time. When not flash frying some wolf urine soaked reindeer steak in a marinade of inuit redcurrants.. Looks incredibly like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I take it you never got a reply? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim Tall Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Ever get a reply? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 I forgot the password to the email address and what the email address i used was. I'll try and revive it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I forgot the password to the email address and what the email address i used was. I'll try and revive it. It was [email protected]. I got an email from you as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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