portobellojambo1 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 What can I get my ma? Not got a clue. I don't have to bother with thinking now, give mine is no longer with us. However, when she was around I made sure she got something special, and my planning for Christmas shopping involved all the fine details, like shop location, bus stop locations etc I often finished Christmas shopping for the whole family well within an hour, even if left to Christmas Eve to do it. I'm not sure why everyone is even bothering responding in all honesty, given that the OP asking has indicated he cannot even be bothered getting of his erse and going out. In such circumstances said person deserves all the sh*t that come his way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Can't agree with that. Don't get me wrong, it was funny - but this is a thread about someone's Mum FFS! I'm not surprised it was pulled. If your the type of person to get offended by that then surely the joke wouldve went over your head anyway. I hate how easily offended people get. With a thread like this surely its to be expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I don't have to bother with thinking now, give mine is no longer with us. However, when she was around I made sure she got something special, and my planning for Christmas shopping involved all the fine details, like shop location, bus stop locations etc I often finished Christmas shopping for the whole family well within an hour, even if left to Christmas Eve to do it. I'm not sure why everyone is even bothering responding in all honesty, given that the OP asking has indicated he cannot even be bothered getting of his erse and going out. In such circumstances said person deserves all the sh*t that come his way Harsh...but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Harris' Best Mate Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I don't have to bother with thinking now, give mine is no longer with us. However, when she was around I made sure she got something special, and my planning for Christmas shopping involved all the fine details, like shop location, bus stop locations etc I often finished Christmas shopping for the whole family well within an hour, even if left to Christmas Eve to do it. I'm not sure why everyone is even bothering responding in all honesty, given that the OP asking has indicated he cannot even be bothered getting of his erse and going out. In such circumstances said person deserves all the sh*t that come his way valid shout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 If your the type of person to get offended by that then surely the joke wouldve went over your head anyway. I hate how easily offended people get. With a thread like this surely its to be expected. To a degree, yes. But on the contrary: the joke certainly didn't go over my head, and are you seriously telling me someone could make that joke to you about your mother and you'd think it was hilarious? All credit to you if so; many others would think it had completely crossed the line though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted December 23, 2009 Author Share Posted December 23, 2009 I'm not sure why everyone is even bothering responding in all honesty, given that the OP asking has indicated he cannot even be bothered getting of his erse and going out. In such circumstances said person deserves all the sh*t that come his way Of course I'm going to get her something tomorrow - am at work up town anyway, so will just go in a bit early and get something. HTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 To a degree, yes. But on the contrary: the joke certainly didn't go over my head, and are you seriously telling me someone could make that joke to you about your mother and you'd think it was hilarious? All credit to you if so; many others would think it had completely crossed the line though. I think one should really forget any expectation of seriousness or respect (without getting too personal) upon logging into kickback. Not for moral reasons, becuase that's how it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I think one should really forget any expectation of seriousness or respect (without getting too personal) upon logging into kickback. Not for moral reasons, becuase that's how it works. I agree up to a point; but not completely. The mods don't appear to either. Which as a family board (well, sort of!), is as it should be IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I agree up to a point; but not completely. The mods don't appear to either. Which as a family board (well, sort of!), is as it should be IMO. Going by the rules of kickback, maybe 25% of posts should be scrubbed. @@@@@ seems to promote violence, but is never deleted. :double ****: "double ****" is not quite family entertainment either. "Who would you punch for two days and not get bored?" or whatever it was. Etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 oh for gawwwd sake. this is kickback... the OP has offered up his maw as the subject matter of this thread... anything goes. acey's mum is fair game. fair game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 oh for gawwwd sake. this is kickback... the OP has offered up his maw as the subject matter of this thread... anything goes. acey's mum is fair game. fair game. Exactly. Get her trainers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 acey's mum is fair game. fair game. Never met her but I'll take your word on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Exactly. Get her trainers. Never met her but I'll take your word on it you can almost sense the giant seeth from acey at his beloved mother being discussed in such terms but he knows as well as anyone that he offered up his mum to kickback in the first place so he can't protest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 MOD EDIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I'm facing the prospect of having to tell my mum that her eldest son has not got her anything for Christmas, which - as I'm sure we can all agree - is a disowning waiting to happen. . The fact that after having you, she felt the need to produce more offspring should tell you that, even at an early age, she wasn't entirely satisfied with you. She's made it absolutely clear that you're not her favourite. By failing to get her a Christmas present, you're simply letting her know that this information has not gone unnoticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Option 1) Get her a date at Karma with D&C - he knows how to treat a lady Option 2) Get Kearney to sing and dance for her - cowboy style Option 3) Get her nowt - then tell her what options 1&2 were and she will be most grateful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 MOd EDit Kind of a rhetorical question, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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