Randle P McMurphy Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Whilst we are on Tiger Woods and portaloo stories. I heard that he used the same one every day at a tournament in Scotland, at the most remote part of the course. One of the stewards noticed this and on the last day left him an enormous present, without flushing, minutes before he arrived. The price of fame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 BBC online are now reporting that Woods has hit out at "unfounded" rumours. He would say that, wouldn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Tiger Woods crashes his car near his home? Should've used his driver. ---------------------- Tiger Woods has been told he'll need a lung transplant after his crash as he's got a hole in one. ------------------------------ Not looking good for Gillette. First the Henry handball, now Tiger Woods is nearly dead. I'm betting on Federer getting arrested next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. I hear Tiger's wife has improved his game. She made him a true scratch golfer. How can Tiger Woods be the world's best golfer? He couldn't even avoid a water hazard that was right in front of him. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing. I'm not surprised Tiger's feeling a little below par this morning. He was trying too hard for a birdie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven98 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. I hear Tiger's wife has improved his game. She made him a true scratch golfer. How can Tiger Woods be the world's best golfer? He couldn't even avoid a water hazard that was right in front of him. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing. I'm not surprised Tiger's feeling a little below par this morning. He was trying too hard for a birdie. Remind me - how much are you making an hour? Including tips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Remind me - how much are you making an hour? Including tips? I actually find them rather funny! Have a sense of humour, its from a website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven98 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I actually find them rather funny! Have a sense of humour, its from a website. I have got one. Just not yours, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I have got one. Just not yours, mate. Well when you find, get a copy of it, cause you dont have a sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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