david mcgee Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Saturday morning- long lie- breakfast in bed- sun shinning- birds singing Hearts v Hibs- meet the mates for pre match refreshments-good banter-quality barmaids Tynecastle- atmosphere-antagonism-dodgy pies,last minute winner, more antagonism Suitable hostilery- plenty bevvy-loud singing-highlights on telly-more bevvy Indian restaurant-King prawn shajani boiled rice accompanied by three pints of cobra, coffee and mints Back to boozer-Deuchers by the bucket load- voddy and coke when near to busting. Slash down your legs to keep warm- via kebab shop for mixed Kebab with extra chilli sauce. Flag down taxi- no bother Wife waiting for you- stockings and suspenders-panting for your irresistable chat- and sexual prowese Sweet dreams- great nights sleep-fantastic memories. Well thats my perfect day and i have experienced it all- right up to the point that i crawl out of the taxi. What would make your perfect day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 What would make your perfect day? Winning the Euromillions and buying Vlad out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
this_is_my_story Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Saturday morning- long lie- breakfast in bed- sun shinning- birds singing Hearts v Hibs- meet the mates for pre match refreshments-good banter-quality barmaids Tynecastle- atmosphere-antagonism-dodgy pies,last minute winner, more antagonism Suitable hostilery- plenty bevvy-loud singing-highlights on telly-more bevvy Indian restaurant-King prawn shajani boiled rice accompanied by three pints of cobra, coffee and mints Back to boozer-Deuchers by the bucket load- voddy and coke when near to busting. Slash down your legs to keep warm- via kebab shop for mixed Kebab with extra chilli sauce. Flag down taxi- no bother Wife waiting for you- stockings and suspenders-panting for your irresistable chat- and sexual prowese Sweet dreams- great nights sleep-fantastic memories. Well thats my perfect day and i have experienced it all- right up to the point that i crawl out of the taxi. What would make your perfect day? You might have a bit of trouble getting the taxi whilst suffering from Stanton syndrome though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va va voom Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 You might have a bit of trouble getting the taxi whilst suffering from Stanton syndrome though! Unless it was Stanton's taxi, where he would welcome you with smelly kecks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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