Miller Jambo 60 Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Some little gonad just threw an egg at my front door. Sitting with my boxers on so could not make chase. If this is the build up to saturday then im game. Aye loads of hopeless parents round here. Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Could it have been the wind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 I see you are a Roseburn bam too. It's most likely you we're just attacked by the infamous "YRM". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Doug away to put his joggies on to chase the wee feckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Some little gonad just threw an egg at my front door.Sitting with my boxers on so could not make chase. If this is the build up to saturday then im game. Aye loads of hopeless parents round here. Doug. just doing it's job there doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Was it a scotch egg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berrasbraw Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Doug away to put his joggies on to chase the wee feckers. I suddenly feel very sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Could it have been the wind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Doug away to put his joggies on to chase the wee feckers. Have you got a stock of these photos at hand, ready for publication? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 I see you are a Roseburn bam too. It's most likely you we're just attacked by the infamous "YRM". Well the YRMs going to get it big time, think i know who it was. Watch this space. Doug. PS Not the wind this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Nice friendly neebers you have there Doug, getting free meals now ? Was it tasty ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Well the YRMs going to get it big time, think i know who it was.Watch this space. Doug. PS Not the wind this time. You live on the street leading up to the school? Used to go there, and there was a fair few bams a year or two below me who will be around that dickheadish age. Same types that sit outside Prego and shout at old people walkin past. Makes me want to dish out some street justice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 You live on the street leading up to the school? Used to go there, and there was a fair few bams a year or two below me who will be around that dickheadish age. Same types that sit outside Prego and shout at old people walkin past. Makes me want to dish out some street justice... I like your thinking. Put snooker balls in their socks and they won't be able to run away............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 I like your thinking. Put snooker balls in their socks and they won't be able to run away............... Street corners are cold. I give them some nice thick socks to keep them warm then off to The Manse Club for a few frames. Hug a hoodie and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 They'd better not try any of their snash up my way. The Clerrie Old Team will have them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Re-educate the feckers.....in pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 Street corners are cold. I give them some nice thick socks to keep them warm then off to The Manse Club for a few frames. Hug a hoodie and all that. The manse club, spent my youth in there. Aye old Dougie giving you a mince pie on a piece of cardboard. Rumour had it when Dougie was half jaked after the Corrie inn he used to sleep on Table 1. Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 The manse club, spent my youth in there.Aye old Dougie giving you a mince pie on a piece of cardboard. Rumour had it when Dougie was half jaked after the Corrie inn he used to sleep on Table 1. Doug. Only have the slightest clue what you're talking about there. There's a good 31 years between us mate. Still, I hold the youth in just as much contempt as you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 Only have the slightest clue what you're talking about there. There's a good 31 years between us mate. Still, I hold the youth in just as much contempt as you. Ha Ha you have loads of Hearts games to look forward to. You in the Roseburn, im sec J down the front just to the right of the goals. No bad seat. Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Ha Ha you have loads of Hearts games to look forward to.You in the Roseburn, im sec J down the front just to the right of the goals. No bad seat. Doug. Ain't got a ST this year as I was supposed to be going to uni and never got in. But my cousin is giving up in his 2nd year in December so I might see if I can get a half season and see if the seats are better than what we had in the Gorgie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djf Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I'm sure you never got up to such antics when you were younger huh Doug Rule #1 - Never chase them. They will come back every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Some little gonad just threw an egg at my front door.Sitting with my boxers on so could not make chase. If this is the build up to saturday then im game. Aye loads of hopeless parents round here. Doug. just doing it's job there doug. Victorian's reply deserves so much love. I actually lol'd in real life. Not quite a rofl though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david mcgee Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Some little gonad just threw an egg at my front door.Sitting with my boxers on so could not make chase. If this is the build up to saturday then im game. Aye loads of hopeless parents round here. Doug. Same happened to me last year, little gits flung two eggs, a pinch of salt and some black pepper. Makes you want to batter them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 My guess is that it was a random hen flying home when she got caught short and crapped out an egg just as she flew past MaHa towers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Same happened to me last year, little gits flung two eggs, a pinch of salt and some black pepper. Makes you want to batter them. I like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 My guess is that it was a random hen flying home when she got caught short and crapped out an egg just as she flew past MaHa towers. Ma Ha towers now has a 20 metre no egg flying zone in place. Coupled with a possible hearts defeat tonight and any eggs entering that zone, it could get messy. Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dough Ball Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Some little gonad just threw an egg at my front door.Sitting with my boxers on so could not make chase. If this is the build up to saturday then im game. Aye loads of hopeless parents round here. Doug. Doug. Same happend to my house last year, Word of warning dont give chase, I done that caught the little S*it, gave him a mouthful and warned him about doing it again etc. Later on in the night I get a knock at the door and it the local plod, accusing me off assault, So a trip to the local station to give my version of the story etc. got away with a warning from the police, however found out from the police sargent while getting a lift home that even shouting at someone can be classed as assault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 Doug. Same happend to my house last year, Word of warning dont give chase, I done that caught the little S*it, gave him a mouthful and warned him about doing it again etc. Later on in the night I get a knock at the door and it the local plod, accusing me off assault, So a trip to the local station to give my version of the story etc. got away with a warning from the police, however found out from the police sargent while getting a lift home that even shouting at someone can be classed as assault. Thanks bud but i dont do shouting. Doug. Rather be hung for a sheep than a lamb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 You should have sent for the Frying Squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Found the culprit ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalMac Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Doug away to put his joggies on to chase the wee feckers. He's got friggin boots on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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