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When I heard there was a Whale in the Clyde I thought some Fat weegie mare had launched herself off the Jamaica Bridge, but when I left the office I had a look and actually, it was a real whale.

 

Poor thing will be confused with all the buckfast and pie supper effluent in the water.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8268530.stm

 

Anyway it was just pacing up and down in a small area of the river and surfacing quite regularly, but the outlook can't be good.

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BDMLR vet Cameron McPherson said he was worried the animal was unwell.

 

If it wasn't unwell when it entered the estuary, the poor bugger certainly will be now.

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When I heard there was a Whale in the Clyde I thought some Fat weegie mare had launched herself off the Jamaica Bridge, but when I left the office I had a look and actually, it was a real whale.

 

Poor thing will be confused with all the buckfast and pie supper effluent in the water.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8268530.stm

 

Anyway it was just pacing up and down in a small area of the river and surfacing quite regularly, but the outlook can't be good.

are you sure it was "pacing" up and down? :)

 

they're probably launching bricks and buckfast bottles at it from the bridges.

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When I heard there was a Whale in the Clyde I thought some Fat weegie mare had launched herself

 

Michelle McMhanus? :43:

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Never mind that - what's the link on that page to Chas and Dave all about?!!

 

Snooker Loopy, RIP.

 

:57::57::57::57:

 

There's a thread for that!! :2thumbsup:

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Never mind that - what's the link on that page to Chas and Dave all about?!!

 

Snooker Loopy, RIP.

 

:57::57::57::57:

 

Sadly, they've split up. Pot the red then screw back for the yellow green brown blue pink and black....:smiley2: Sadly, we'll never hear lyrics like that again. :57:

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Sadly, they've split up. Pot the red then screw back for the yellow green brown blue pink and black....:smiley2: Sadly, we'll never hear lyrics like that again. :57:

 

You wont stop talking , why dont you give it a rest.:10900:

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You wont stop talking , why dont you give it a rest.:10900:

 

I thought you were being smart, then the penny dropped. :10900: Cracker. :smiley2:

 

Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, bunny, bunny, bunny....:2thumbsup:

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