Walter Bishop Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 The man is hilarious....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Winchester Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Roll on March Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 'Why do paedophiles always have a long beard and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy?' That always makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Hearts Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Scenes we'd like to see: Things that would change the atmosphere at a dinner party. Frankie Boyle : There is a vegetarian option..... you can **** off. Brilliant:10900: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig R Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton Peck Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I love the fact he comes on and ruins the show for everyone else. No way can a comedian follow that. Which is why you can normally see Gina Yashere "doing a Larry Kingston" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nicholas Brody Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Was on tonight. "Later Vanessa Phelps will be joining me on the settee, and i'll be bouncing through the f*****g ceiling" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 That video has reminded me how funny Frankie Boyle is, albeit a disappointment live because he tends to regurgiate stuff off MTW. Moreover, it has reaffirmed what I say quite often. Gina Yashere is an unfunny bint. Her hyterical reaction to quite an unfunny joke by Boyle about Jackson's colour sums her up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclojambo Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I've just booked tickets to see FB at the Festival Theatre in Oct 2010. The first two nights were sold out so now he's added another night. Hope he doesn't die before then. Hope I don't die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Winchester Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 That video has reminded me how funny Frankie Boyle is, albeit a disappointment live because he tends to regurgiate stuff off MTW. Moreover, it has reaffirmed what I say quite often. Gina Yashere is an unfunny bint. Her hyterical reaction to quite an unfunny joke by Boyle about Jackson's colour sums her up. It's actually the other way about. He writes his live tour (and the same goes for the majority of other members on MTW) and then uses his material from the tour on the show. Stewart Francis was on the other week about his family.... Stuff that he performed in Edinburgh months ago on Michael Mcintyre's Comedy Road Show. I've just booked tickets to see FB at the Festival Theatre in Oct 2010. The first two nights were sold out so now he's added another night. Hope he doesn't die before then. Hope I don't die. Me and my mates went for Dunfermline's Alhambra Theatre.... March instead of October Plus a wee bevvy on the train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 After the Richard Hammond one, it would be the Princess Diana tribute one for me. Although they're both great gags, the reaction of the other guys on the show, particularly Dara O'Briain is what really make these clips re-watchable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I've just booked tickets to see FB at the Festival Theatre in Oct 2010. The first two nights were sold out so now he's added another night. Hope he doesn't die before then. Hope I don't die. I managed to get tickets for the first night (I think). 13 months to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 A couple in here, 1st one is immense and The Predator too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 When talking about the British Space Agency rocket that crashed landed on Mars being touted as a success "anything that ends in a crash isn't a success, that's like saying you swam the English Channel because your corpse washed up on a beach somewhere." Frustratingly I can't access those youtube clips at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester™ Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 It's actually the other way about. He writes his live tour (and the same goes for the majority of other members on MTW) and then uses his material from the tour on the show. Stewart Francis was on the other week about his family.... Stuff that he performed in Edinburgh months ago on Michael Mcintyre's Comedy Road Show. It'll depend on when you go and see them though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpy rebus Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Susan Boyle, 45 and never been kissed..... but she is Scottish so she'll have been fingered on a school trip to Largs. or Things on a packet. Viagra, sponsors of Andy Murray.... for people who can only achieve a semi!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotland Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I do like the racist door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deodato Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 What about the South African athlete. "The olympic authorities first became suspicious when they asked her to prove a urine sample and she took the newspaper into the toilet with her" ...That is probably the best joke ill hear all year. The man is a legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Winchester Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 It'll depend on when you go and see them though. No it doesnt.... Cos he's had it written from the tour starting....? But yes depending on when you go to see him you may or may not have already heard the jokes on MTW. Those going to the Edinburgh show next year will probably have heard a few on it but I imagine those going to the Dunfermline show before MTW it'll mostly be new material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 "Did you see Shannon Matthew's parents ? The 2 weeks she spent living in a drawer under a bed, must have been the happiest days of her f*kng life " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig R Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 "Did you see Shannon Matthew's parents ? The 2 weeks she spent living in a drawer under a bed, must have been the happiest days of her f*kng life " "It's like I've always said...the ugly ones always turn up alive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Fhrankie Bhoyle is a weegie and about as funny as leprosy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Fhrankie Bhoyle is a weegie and about as funny as leprosy. That's not one of his best tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Fhrankie Bhoyle is a weegie and about as funny as Therapist. Fixed it for you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigrsSlopBukit Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 "There?s a lot of debate at the moment as to whether we should give Margaret Thatcher a state funeral. As far as I?m concerned, the only debate is whether or not she should be dead before we bury her. The funeral would cost about three million pounds. For that sort of money we could buy everyone in Scotland a shovel and they?d dig a hole so deep, we could hand her over to Satan personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalMac Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I've just booked tickets to see FB at the Festival Theatre in Oct 2010. The first two nights were sold out so now he's added another night. Hope he doesn't die before then. Hope I don't die. Maybe by then he'll have said something funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester™ Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 No it doesnt.... Cos he's had it written from the tour starting....? But yes depending on when you go to see him you may or may not have already heard the jokes on MTW. Those going to the Edinburgh show next year will probably have heard a few on it but I imagine those going to the Dunfermline show before MTW it'll mostly be new material. So you managed to get what I was saying then. Glad that was cleared up.... But as an example, ive seen Frankie a good number of times, before and after 'fame'. On the five or so occasions, ive seen him since MTW, only once has he had 'new' material and all after runs has just finished on MTW. To contrast that, ive done the same with Russell Howard, and he was the opposite. As I said, it depends on when you see them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scuj1 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I would have loved to have a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying "My dad's bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!" "So what? My dad will sh*g your dad! And he'll love it!". A survey was taken in America. Apparently Osama Bin Laden is more famous than Michael Jackson. Yeah, I suppose, but he puts a lot less effort into his videos doesn't he? Although it'd really freak the Americans out if he just threw in a moonwalk now and again. I came home from work and my girlfriend was walking around the house in my shirt and boxers. I thought nothing of it. The next day she came home to find me in her blouse and underwear and, suddenly, we have to have a "little chat". Brilliant, can't wait to see him in March for my old man's b/day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig R Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 "Nick Griffin looks like a plucked owl that's been fast-tracked for management at Greggs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savage Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 i have to agree with therapist for once, i find him about as funny as a week on the beasts wing in barlinnie. i know i will be in the minority but i just don't like him. it does not help that he resembles a proclaimer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 "There?s a lot of debate at the moment as to whether we should give Margaret Thatcher a state funeral. As far as I?m concerned, the only debate is whether or not she should be dead before we bury her.The funeral would cost about three million pounds. For that sort of money we could buy everyone in Scotland a shovel and they?d dig a hole so deep, we could hand her over to Satan personally. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smv8MI2q29g&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEeCvOMcLZY&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Hearts Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I would have loved to have a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying "My dad's bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!" "So what? My dad will sh*g your dad! And he'll love it!". A survey was taken in America. Apparently Osama Bin Laden is more famous than Michael Jackson. Yeah, I suppose, but he puts a lot less effort into his videos doesn't he? Although it'd really freak the Americans out if he just threw in a moonwalk now and again. I came home from work and my girlfriend was walking around the house in my shirt and boxers. I thought nothing of it. The next day she came home to find me in her blouse and underwear and, suddenly, we have to have a "little chat". Brilliant, can't wait to see him in March for my old man's b/day. Isnt that Sean Locke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Frankie to young guy in the audience 'Is that your mate sitting next to you ? You're kidding ? It looks like somebody shaved a monkey and walked it through TopMan !!'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scuj1 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Isnt that Sean Locke? Definitely Frankie. Maybe both of them have used it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Rangers and Celtic: Massive corporate entities leeching the soul out of their deprived communities. The area round Celtic Park is like Blade Runner without the special effects. In 1967 Celtic won the European Cup with a team where all the players were born within 20 miles of the stadium. If you tried to field a team from that area now you wouldn't find 11 people who still had both legs. Both clubs have profited massively from sectarianism. Personally, I think everyone involved over the years has shown that they don't have Northern Ireland's best interests at heart and it should now be given to a third party, like Spain. Imagine how little the average Belfast citizen would care for the problems of religion if he could just get a nice bit of tapas on the Falls road. And it wasn't ****ing raining all the time. And he still had knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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