Inteligent Car Radio

[Tom Heaney]

Recently I bought a new car but I had to return it to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.

 

The car salesman explained that the radio was voice activated and demonstrated this brilliant feature.

 

"Nelson," the salesman called to the radio.

The radio then responded "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he called back and immediately the radio burst into song

"On the Road Again".

 

Then the salesman calls "The Clash," and in an instant

" London Calling" immediately replaces the Willie Nelson song.

 

I drove away very happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd receive beautiful classical music for the afternoon.

 

Then I would say "Springsteen," and I would hear a multitude of those great awesome songs from the 70's onwards.

 

It was fun and even my missus got into it too.

 

"Billy Joel" and up came "The Piano Man"

"Rolling Stones" and up came "Jumpin Jack Flash" plus many other great Stone's hits.

 

But yesterday, I had the best experience of all...

 

A couple tried to run a red light and I nearly creamed my new car, but, luckily I managed to swerve in time to avoid hitting them.

 

I immediately yelled in anger, "****en Arse Holes!"

 

And Guess what!!

 

Immediately up came the song...........................Glory Glory To The Hibees

[I P Knightley]

Sheesh, here's me just getting to grips with DAB and they bring along the next "great" thing to add confusion. Hope it's not standard on my next car.