coppercrutch Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Yep. It's basically another hottie thread. How on Earth would the likes of Mishal Husain be classified as a 'secret fancy'? Are you all gay with secret bisexual tendencies? I knew the average poster on JKB was not the sharpest tool in the box. But this thread has really just confirmed that most of them are dumb as **** !! SECRET Fantasies people. Not difficult to work out is it............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I knew the average poster on JKB was not the sharpest tool in the box. But this thread has really just confirmed that most of them are dumb as **** !! SECRET Fantasies people. Not difficult to work out is it............. Calm down calm down....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Calm down calm down....... Have a look at My Juicy Lucy thread and try calming down !!! I am all hot and flustered !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Hubba Hubba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarhead Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I used to fly from Dundee to London City every Sunday night with Lorraine Kelly on the flight. She was a torn faced typed who never smiled. And she always wore beige shell suit bottoms!!! Way to rain on my fantasy parade. Some people may say her voice is annoying but you have to see past the accent and focus on the cleavage;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Always had a thing for Michaela Strachan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Annika Rice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Connie Huq I always thought it was secret until my kids wouldn't watch Blue Peter. Maggie O'Neill Shameless hasn't been the same since she left, fit woman wise. Lady Penelope My first wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompleteIdiot Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Calm down calm down....... Okay. That indicates your secret fancy is something Scouse. Cilla Black! We are reading your mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompleteIdiot Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Always had a thing for Michaela Strachan She looks like a skeleton these days. When I have seen her on TV recently, I have wondered if she's anorexic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompleteIdiot Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Angela Griffin. These threads tend to get dominated with blonde white bimbos that appear in FHM. Time for some balance. I've always found her very attractive (I'd ignore that shot bottom left ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronnie_fife Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Okay. That indicates your secret fancy is something Scouse. Cilla Black! We are reading your mind! Now you're talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Amanda Redman. John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Jesus mate, she looks like a female Calum Elliot! Lovely; end off shat the wifes coming (DONT SAY IT) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Now you're talking. Oh FFS! Turkey giblets. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny11 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Coleen Nolan anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Coleen Nolan anyone? Then or now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Just watching Curb Your Enthusiasm at this moment,so i would like to add Cheryl Hines to the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I can't name my fancies, sufficient to say that I have reached the stage in life that if I drool over someone less than 55 years old I'd feel like a paedo.::) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Sarah-Jane from "Higgeldy House" and "Tikkabilla". Haha. I felt quite ashamed for thinking that. It's great to know there are other deviant Dad's out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 That Sarah Jane bird is the face of Available Cars Castle Donington (I used to live in Nottingham) She's right nippy with a face like a hamster and that ad is on all the time on telly down there http://www.availablecar.com/?gclid=CLG2i42I0JECFQ3NXgod7QqJ0A Personally I like Shareen Najiani and Heather the weather although Heathers looking a bit rough these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 That Sarah Jane bird is the face of Available Cars Castle Donington (I used to live in Nottingham) She's right nippy with a face like a hamster and that ad is on all the time on telly down there http://www.availablecar.com/?gclid=CLG2i42I0JECFQ3NXgod7QqJ0A Personally I like Shareen Najiani and Heather the weather although Heathers looking a bit rough these days Agreed. But what about her colleague, Gail McGrane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny11 Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Bizarrely, Coleen Nolan looks better now. Theres just something about her, maybe i get ideas cos shes on the show loose women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Haha. I felt quite ashamed for thinking that. It's great to know there are other deviant Dad's out there. "Deviant Dad" - sounds like a late 70's punk group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Michelle Gomez, of Green Wing fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Just watching Curb Your Enthusiasm at this moment,so i would like to add Cheryl Hines to the list. Oh my word. Great minds and all that - I watch Curb last night as well, and immediately thought of this thread when Cheryl Hines came on. Definitely something about her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Oh my word. Great minds and all that - I watch Curb last night as well, and immediately thought of this thread when Cheryl Hines came on. Definitely something about her. I seriously thought the exact same thing! Gorgeous! I know people will take the **** out of her mouth but she is very nice indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narrative Arc Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Secret Fancies = Yer Ma!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 The bird from the chicago town pizza adverts during american idol. Quite chunky. Blond hair. Cheap looking tan. Massive chebs. Funny nose. But there is just something quite sexy about her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Kim Cattrail has a certain vaa vaa voom about her Hubba hubba!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki 74 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Paul Hartley i,m with you on that one, but i dont hide the fact i fancy him:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 http://www.maxim.co.uk/images/library_UK_19/gemma_bissix_9504_12.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 http://www.maxim.co.uk/images/library_UK_19/gemma_bissix_9504_12.jpg In what way is she a secret fancy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 dribble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Kate Silverton. Fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 In what way is she a secret fancy? because her stupid voice makes you want to smash her face in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ULSTER JAMES Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Hotel Babylon has some nice totty in emma pierson (receptionist) and the aussie babe who i can't remember her name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Kim's still got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Jenny Powell. I can't find a decent picture of her to post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Laura Jones from Newsround. Better than Craven any day of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I now love Thursday night TV as well. Keeley Hawes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I now love Thursday night TV While I'm on the subject of TV, I'll add to my list the Irish bird and the animal lover/vet bird from the One show. Christine Ellie (the episode when they made the presenters sit modern day exams and she dressed like a schoolgirl being the defining moment) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Laura Jones from Newsround. Better than Craven any day of the week. I would do terrible things to Ellie from Newsround as well (i think thats her name). I'd even get the peanut butter out for her. Can someone post a pic please? Using the birds computer and dont think shed be to amused if i was to use it to look up pictures of other woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel 10 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 John Leslie. Yum yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 John Leslie. Yum yum. Conclusive proof that wimmin are mental. Nowt to do with him being a Hibbie, everything to do with him being a rapey sex pest bawbag. Seriously love, you must have a face like a ruptured nipsy if you can't get the Lesley to sex you. The man's an utter beast. The disappointing thing is when he's out in town, mentalists are still throwing themselves at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Conclusive proof that wimmin are mental. Nowt to do with him being a Hibbie, everything to do with him being a rapey sex pest bawbag. Seriously love, you must have a face like a ruptured nipsy if you can't get the Lesley to sex you. The man's an utter beast. The disappointing thing is when he's out in town, mentalists are still throwing themselves at him. I think I owe you a beer for that one Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Conclusive proof that wimmin are mental. Nowt to do with him being a Hibbie, everything to do with him being a rapey sex pest bawbag. Seriously love, you must have a face like a ruptured nipsy if you can't get the Lesley to sex you. The man's an utter beast. The disappointing thing is when he's out in town, mentalists are still throwing themselves at him. I think everyone in Edinburgh has been touched by John Leslie in one way or another. The most disturbing thing about him is not his chat up technique (staring at a girl from an uncomfortably close proximity before saying, "Hi, I'm just enjoying the view"; demanding they dance with him, and not taking no for an answer; stalking them round the bar; pointing and gesturing at them even after they have rejected him - yes, I certainly don't envy my girlfriend that encounter...). It's that he, from first hand evidence, singles out the youngest, drunkest, most impressionable girls in the bar and uses his fame to impress them into bed - all of which reminds me of a joke; Why do John Leslie's eyes water during sex? Mace. It's funny because it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 It's that he, from first hand evidence, singles out the youngest, drunkest, most impressionable girls in the bar and uses his fame to impress them into bed Apart from the fame bit he has the same technique as me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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