Gunny11 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Your on the same wavelength as me Jack of Hearts. One Show is always a must watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Apart from the fame bit he has the same technique as me. *Shudder* He's a middle aged man, don't forget. With crow's feet and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobsinclar Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 The mum in the BT adverts. I concur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Jemima Rooper. Was in that BBC3 show Sinchronicity. Jodi Lyn O'Keefe from Prison Break. Danay Garcia was in the photo too, so you get her for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 *Shudder* He's a middle aged man, don't forget. With crow's feet and everything. JL was out on George Street a few years ago when a mate of mine was on his works night out. One of the girls asked him if she could have her picture taken with him. JL agreed and 'put his arm around her' for the photo. The girl had a backless top on and he actually slipped his arm in the back, round the front and grabbed her breasts. Class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I was at a "do" in Montpeliers in 2000. He was standing at the top of the stairs to the toilets. A girl in a full length black dress asked to get past him to use the stairs. He moved then grabbed the zip on the back of her dress and pulled it all the way down to below her buttocks. He thought it was really funny but the poor girl didn't, and burst into tears. He's the pits of the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I was at a "do" in Montpeliers in 2000. He was standing at the top of the stairs to the toilets. A girl in a full length black dress asked to get past him to use the stairs. He moved then grabbed the zip on the back of her dress and pulled it all the way down to below her buttocks. He thought it was really funny but the poor girl didn't, and burst into tears. He's the pits of the earth. Without getting all Charles Bronson about this, but there should be a bounty on beasts like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Without getting all Charles Bronson about this, but there should be a bounty on beasts like him. I'm filling a sock with a roll of pound coins as we speak... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I'm filling a sock with a roll of pound coins as we speak... I think the old 'thorny rose down the jap's eye' treatment would be apt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 A simple neutering just wouldn't cut the mustard, thats for sure. Perhaps that thorny rose could be marinaded in mace beforehand, and the jap's eye prepared with some strategic paper cuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 JLs idea of a first date is driving girls into the middle of the countryside and asking to get it on. A class act but atleast he has learned to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatjambo Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Come on fess up, I'll go first. The policewoman in Shameless does the trick for me. Georgie Thompson, sky sports news,Penny Smith,gmtv always gets me perky in the morning:nuts: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Celina Hinchcliffe, BBC Sports reporter. Mmmm In the true spirit of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 JLs idea of a first date is driving girls into the middle of the countryside and asking to get it on. A class act but atleast he has learned to ask. yup, i can confirm he does ask these days knocking him back with the line "why would i, i've seen your video" however is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompleteIdiot Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompleteIdiot Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 This must be a black MILF thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piper X Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 This is gonna sound cheesey as feck. But I had a secret fancy for a drummer girl who joined my pipeband. Not long after she joined, I left to join another pipeband, and went on to win several competitions. Imagine my delight when several seasons later she joined our band following a re-shuffle of our drum corps!! 3 years later and shes expecting our first child - another wee jambo due in August this year!!! u can keep yer plastic z-list celebrities!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I fancy Mrs Notman next door.....now that is a secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompleteIdiot Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I fancy Mrs Notman next door.....now that is a secret. Is 'Notman' a codename for a transexual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Is 'Notman' a codename for a transexual? I promised her I wouldn't say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 you've made no secret of that you big flirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david mcgee Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 1. Sarah Jane, stunningly beautiful girl next door type. In no way threatening ( unlike most women), sparkling eyes and that underlying look that tells you she would be a right dirty bitch. 2. Michaela Strachan, looks like she would be greatfull. 3. Denise van Outen, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, but you would only be capable of lasting a one night stand. ( reason for not being no.1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest czechmate Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Janet from Two Pints of Lager and a packet of Crisps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Was watching mythbusters today on the discovery channel and the bird that on there is pretty hot. Does anyone know her name or can put a picture of her up. Would be much appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompleteIdiot Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Was watching mythbusters today on the discovery channel and the bird that on there is pretty hot. Does anyone know her name or can put a picture of her up. Would be much appreciated. Kari Byron? Have a look on google images with SafeSearch off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sconnie Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Jenny Platt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 Jenny Platt. Excellent call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david mcgee Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Whos the girl on, is it the "one show". She has dark hair and huge eyes and a mouth that could swallow a whole bannana sideways. .................but there is something about her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Kari Byron? Have a look on google images with SafeSearch off. Thats the one, think she is a wee hottie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompleteIdiot Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Whos the girl on, is it the "one show".She has dark hair and huge eyes and a mouth that could swallow a whole bannana sideways. .................but there is something about her. Christine Bleakley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRY Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Susanna Reid from BBC News 24 and Breakfast. Helloooooooooooo Nursey YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyJambo Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 So bloody wrong on a million levels. Shamefully, horribly wrong. But damn there's something kinda hot about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 ellie from newsround susie dent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 So bloody wrong on a million levels. Shamefully, horribly wrong. But damn there's something kinda hot about him. Right girls, unless your secret fancies DRASTICALLY improve, I'm going to see to it that you all get banned from this thread. So far we've had a weedgie thug Rangers player and a sex pest, rape accused Hibby. FFS raise your game. If any of you dare post Derek Riordan.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 susie dent brilliant shout - susie is amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Right girls, unless your secret fancies DRASTICALLY improve, I'm going to see to it that you all get banned from this thread. So far we've had a weedgie thug Rangers player and a sex pest, rape accused Hibby. FFS raise your game. If any of you dare post Derek Riordan.............. The IQ of some people on this board is amazing. I hate to have to stick up for the birds but I am afraid I will have to this time......... This thread is for SECRET fancies. That means people that you would generally keep quiet about having a fancy for. An example may be rape accused Hibby or a wiedgie thug............... Examples of what would not appear on a thread like this, if any posters had a brain, would be the tidy as **** Newsround presenter and a clearly stunning bird from prison break. Embarrassing to say but in this case most guys have been dumb as ****. And the birds have actually understood the instructions. I am ashamed. Henry the VIII would be horrified by this event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 The IQ of some people on this board is amazing. I hate to have to stick up for the birds but I am afraid I will have to this time......... This thread is for SECRET fancies. That means people that you would generally keep quiet about having a fancy for. An example may be rape accused Hibby or a wiedgie thug............... Examples of what would not appear on a thread like this, if any posters had a brain, would be the tidy as **** Newsround presenter and a clearly stunning bird from prison break. Embarrassing to say but in this case most guys have been dumb as ****. And the birds have actually understood the instructions. I am ashamed. Henry the VIII would be horrified by this event. F'ing hell mate lighten up I was only poking a bit of fun at the girls for fancying Hobos and Huns. Did you get uptight because there's now 2 of you vying for the attentions of Allan McGregor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambojohnnyboy Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 The IQ of some people on this board is amazing. I hate to have to stick up for the birds but I am afraid I will have to this time......... This thread is for SECRET fancies. That means people that you would generally keep quiet about having a fancy for. An example may be rape accused Hibby or a wiedgie thug............... Examples of what would not appear on a thread like this, if any posters had a brain, would be the tidy as **** Newsround presenter and a clearly stunning bird from prison break. Embarrassing to say but in this case most guys have been dumb as ****. And the birds have actually understood the instructions. I am ashamed. Henry the VIII would be horrified by this event. You for got to put an example in bud so those that follow your well laid out instructions can get the full gist of what you mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 yummmmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 You for got to put an example in bud so those that follow your well laid out instructions can get the full gist of what you mean. I already have - Post 181. F'ing hell mate lighten up I was only poking a bit of fun at the girls for fancying Hobos and Huns. Did you get uptight because there's now 2 of you vying for the attentions of Allan McGregor? Fair dos but them fancying **** like that is sort of the point. Now if one of them brings up McGeady that will be another matter.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambojohnnyboy Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Laura Linney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 It's the accent.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Surely Emma Watson is acceptable now. When exactly did she first come to your attention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Surely Emma Watson is acceptable now. When exactly did she first come to your attention? During Prisoner of Azkaban. So....when I was 15. She was 14 I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 During Prisoner of Azkaban. So....when I was 15. She was 14 I think. Ach that's not so bad, there's only 1 year in it, so she can't be a secret fancy for you, just an open and honest one. If it was me (36) there'd be a problem, but it's not, so I'm OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Ach that's not so bad, there's only 1 year in it, so she can't be a secret fancy for you, just an open and honest one. If it was me (36) there'd be a problem, but it's not, so I'm OK show her your shoes, she will be impressed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Very, very secret fancy, don't tell anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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