Sparky Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I'm sure we've seen most of these types of people on JKB over the years... Flame Warriors homepage (Either select types from the drop down list or click on 'begin') Troglodyte (below), FuriousTyper and BigDog & MeToo all ring certain bells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peckhamjambo Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Never seen that site before, quality! Also explains some of the usernames on here. No idea where I would put myself, but could name a few Metoo's, a Weenieand a Lonely Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 :qqb003::qqb003: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Therapist can be a highly annoying and therefore very effective Warrior. Instead of making a frontal attack, Therapist attempts to shift the focus of the conflict to the combatants' psychological motivations and problems. He will freely speculate about other Warriors' insecurities, personalities and relationships, but he will almost never directly engage the subject of the dispute. CAUTION: Evil Clown, Imposter and Troller often masquerade as Therapist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Depending on the alcohol factor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I'm a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Lolz Profundus Maximus eagerly holds forth on all subjects, but his thin knowledge will not support a sustained assault and therefore his attacks quickly peter out. Profundus Maximus often uses big words, obscure terms and...ahem...even Latin to bluff his way through battle.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Big Dog is a bully who doesn't hesitate to use his superior strength to intimidate other combatants. Big Dog may be smart, articulate or just plain mean, but in any case he is a remorseless fighter, brutally ripping into even the weakest of combatants. Once Big Dog securely fastens his powerful jaws on a hapless victim, Me-Too will join the attack. Me-Too is far too weak and insecure to engage in single combat, and must ally himself with Big Dog or a pack of other Warriors to bring down his quarry. Its the Kearney bullies, I wont name them though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Big Dog is a bully who doesn't hesitate to use his superior strength to intimidate other combatants. Big Dog may be smart, articulate or just plain mean, but in any case he is a remorseless fighter, brutally ripping into even the weakest of combatants. Once Big Dog securely fastens his powerful jaws on a hapless victim, Me-Too will join the attack. Me-Too is far too weak and insecure to engage in single combat, and must ally himself with Big Dog or a pack of other Warriors to bring down his quarry. Its the Kearney bullies, I wont name them though. Very good. Here's an appropriate one for your pal. I won't name her though. http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/crybaby.htm Although sometimes a male, Crybaby is usually a female, and often a close ally of Innocence Abused. When teased or attacked Crybaby will pitch a loud public temper tantrum, holding her breath and kicking her feet. If that defense fails she will run to Nanny for comfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I aspire to being a Philosopher; unfortunately, many on here probably consider me a Lonely Guy with a fair amount of Weenie thrown in for good measure... Oh, and LOL at Big Dog and Me-Too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I aspire to being a Philosopher; unfortunately, many on here probably consider me a Lonely Guy with a fair amount of Weenie thrown in for good measure... Oh, and LOL at Big Dog and Me-Too! I thought you had a bit of "eagle scout" in you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I thought you had a bit of "eagle scout" in you... So did I actually! Though maybe more so six months ago than now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I think I'm this: Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Like his Congressional namesake, Filibuster attempts to influence the forum simply by holding the floor. His monotonous hectoring and prodigious output of verbiage rapidly clears the field of other Warriors. Who shot JR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I'd be Rebel Without A Clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I aspire to being a Philosopher; unfortunately, many on here probably consider me a Lonely Guy with a fair amount of Weenie thrown in for good measure... Oh, and LOL at Big Dog and Me-Too! I had you down as this Shaun too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roop Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I think I'm this: Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows. I had you down as Evil Clown! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I'd say I'm a Evil Clown I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Nothing sprung out for me but I'm a sad boring ******* so it's not surprising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I had you down as Evil Clown! Probably right actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I had you down as this Shaun too. Sorry, being thick. I obviously shouldn't be asking this - but which one's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/perv.htm Any nominations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/perv.htm Any nominations? There was someone I thought of - but it'd be rude to mention him. So here's a couple of clues: 1. David Fincher 2. Fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I will have to be a he...... Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 This one was written after a visit to JKB for sure ..... Forums often contain one or more unacknowledged sub-societies, but everyone except the most clueless know that these groups exist and constantly feel their influence. Such alliances congeal because of similarities in ideas and attitudes, or for the desire for power and influence within the forum. Since human beings are hierarchical creatures each of these these little mafias always have a Godfather who is surrounded by a cadre of loyal henchmen. Unlike Rebel Leader, Issues, Furious Typer and other noisy Warriors, Godfather only occasionally deigns to enter into discussions, but when he does everyone listens to him respectfully and his pronouncements have an air of finality. Though Godfather himself never engages in battle, it is commonly understood that his utterances should not be challenged, and when an unsuspecting Newbie or ambitious wannabe mounts a challenge to his authority Godfather?s henchmen viciously silence or drive away the attacker. I think I am a Jeckyl and Hyde, Furious Typer, Pinko combo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Nothing sprung out for me but I'm a sad boring ******* so it's not surprising That comment makes you an ACNE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/impostor.htm IJ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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