Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 It's something that's always bugged me. I've got no problem with gay guys but why does liking it up the bum change the way you speak? No one is born speaking like that so what makes them do it? Can any gay guys on Kickback shed some light on it? You know the types I mean: What's it all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Ross Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Sphincter muscles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djf Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Associating with females more than males I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 well if you got pumped from behind chances are you'd speak funny too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Not too Roger if he did or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Penetrated starfish = Ruptured sphincter = camp mincer stlye voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 In all seriousness, it is quite simply genetics. They are (mostly) women trapped in a mens body. Therefore the mincing and voices etc is all part of what they are. Most seem to exagerate it for attention which is pretty sad really. They are mostly all obsessive characters as well. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hibshater Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 In all seriousness, it is quite simply genetics. They are (mostly) women trapped in a mens body. Therefore the mincing and voices etc is all part of what they are. Most seem to exagerate it for attention which is pretty sad really. . you seem to know alot about this craigieboy, anything you want to COME OUT and tell us mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Penetrated starfish = Ruptured sphincter = camp mincer stlye voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 It's good to see the Kickback gayboys coming out and explaining it. Cheers. I'm still none the wiser though. I was once got kicked up the arse and still managed to speak in a manly tone. I don't think it's genetics either, you often see guys who have just came out the closet change their voice and character in the space of an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 This used to bother me as well, so I asked a few psychology grads about it. The claim is that the can't help it, that they don't purposely come over all Graham Norton, rather that their camp behaviour is due to a genetic predisposition, caused by their particular mix of X & Y chromosomes. Strange, though, that some gay men are 'straight acting' even though they are mad for ******, while others regularly visit the butchers for a mince round. One day we'll get to the bottom of it, though. Still, leaves more rampant totty for the rest of us, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 It's good to see the Kickback gayboys coming out and explaining it. Cheers. I'm still none the wiser though. I was once got kicked up the arse and still managed to speak in a manly tone. I don't think it's genetics either, you often see guys who have just came out the closet change their voice and character in the space of an hour. AP, why are you often there in the first hour that someone has come out of the closet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 It's good to see the Kickback gayboys coming out and explaining it. Cheers. I'm still none the wiser though. I was once got kicked up the arse and still managed to speak in a manly tone. I don't think it's genetics either, you often see guys who have just came out the closet change their voice and character in the space of an hour. I've never understood it either. However, my youngest sister is gay. She always behaved like a tomboy when she was little, and has this bewilderingly deep voice now, as well as certain facial hair issues above her top lip. It really is as though the chromosomes got mixed up somewhere. I on the other hand am, contrary to popular suspicion on here, entirely straight - yet do have what many would consider a - crass stereotype ahoy! - classically "female" personality. So who knows? It's all a mystery really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 you seem to know alot about this craigieboy, anything you want to COME OUT and tell us mate. My marital status & fathering credentials give me some back up here. Funnily enough though, I have been taken for a gay several times. I'm confused. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 AP, why are you often there in the first hour that someone has come out of the closet? Ha ha. AP is a batty boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I've never understood it either. However, my youngest sister is gay. She always behaved like a tomboy when she was little, and has this bewilderingly deep voice now, as well as certain facial hair issues above her top lip. It really is as though the chromosomes got mixed up somewhere. I on the other hand am, contrary to popular suspicion on here, entirely straight - yet do have what many would consider a - crass stereotype ahoy! - classically "female" personality. So who knows? It's all a mystery really. If this was Hobos.net, we'd be saying...ahem...GET HER PUMPED! But we're above that sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 My marital status & fathering credentials give me some back up here. Funnily enough though, I have been taken for a gay several times. I'm confused. . Cry for help if you ask me! This thread is the perfect opportunity to out oneself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 AP, why are you often there in the first hour that someone has come out of the closet? Good question. I own a crotchless leather chap shop so it's part and parcel of the job, I'm afraid. I've never understood it either. However, my youngest sister is gay. She always behaved like a tomboy when she was little, and has this bewilderingly deep voice now, as well as certain facial hair issues above her top lip. It really is as though the chromosomes got mixed up somewhere. I on the other hand am, contrary to popular suspicion on here, entirely straight - yet do have what many would consider a - crass stereotype ahoy! - classically "female" personality. So who knows? It's all a mystery really. What ... she grew a tache AFTER she came out? Or just as she was growing up? Who would have thought you had a female personality, Shaun boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 If this was Hobos.net, we'd be saying...ahem...GET HER PUMPED! But we're above that sort of thing. The favourite saying on hobos.net is actually 'GET HIM PUMPED' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 Funnily enough though, I have been taken by a gay several times. I'm confused. . It's OK mate, let it all out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 It's OK mate, let it all out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 What ... she grew a tache AFTER she came out? Or just as she was growing up? Who would have thought you had a female personality, Shaun boy? She came out when she was about 14 I think (she's 21 in June) - and the moustache seemed to follow shortly afterwards. Very mysterious. As for me: my gran was convinced I was gay for years. I got so fed up with it that one time, when she was due to be visiting later that day, I found a gay porn site, printed off a load of "hunks", and strategically placed the pictures around my room and walls. The look on her face when I told her it was a joke...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Because they are all former choir boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 She came out when she was about 14 I think (she's 21 in June) - and the moustache seemed to follow shortly afterwards. Very mysterious. As for me: my gran was convinced I was gay for years. I got so fed up with it that one time, when she was due to be visiting later that day, I found a gay porn site, printed off a load of "hunks", and strategically placed the pictures around my room and walls. The look on her face when I told her it was a joke...! "Found" a gay porn site...."told her it was a joke"....methinks the squeaky wheel needs oiled:helmet: joshin Shaun, joshin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 She came out when she was about 14 I think (she's 21 in June) - and the moustache seemed to follow shortly afterwards. Very mysterious. As for me: my gran was convinced I was gay for years. I got so fed up with it that one time, when she was due to be visiting later that day, I found a gay porn site, printed off a load of "hunks", and strategically placed the pictures around my room and walls. The look on her face when I told her it was a joke...! Too much information Shaun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 I found a gay porn site, printed off a load of "hunks", and strategically placed the pictures around my room and walls. Shaun .... are you sure you're not gay?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 She came out when she was about 14 I think (she's 21 in June) - and the moustache seemed to follow shortly afterwards. Very mysterious. As for me: my gran was convinced I was gay for years. I got so fed up with it that one time, when she was due to be visiting later that day, I found a gay porn site, printed off a load of "hunks", and strategically placed the pictures around my room and walls. The look on her face when I told her it was a joke...!Clucking Bell! Tune into ITV1 now Shaun.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 "Found" a gay porn site...."told her it was a joke"....methinks the squeaky wheel needs oiled:helmet: joshin Shaun, joshin It wasn't the only prank I ever played on her either. Bear in mind that this is a woman who thought Alf Garnett was a serious character, talks about Moslems being "let loose on the community", and thinks the reason there are fewer homeless people on the streets in London is because "Brown gives them everything. Council houses, hundreds of pounds a week - everything!" Unreconstructed does not even begin to cover it. Her take on mixed race marriages is "it's the children I feel sorry for" - so one day, I decided to ask my cute black friend Candace to accompany me to visit her. We kept up the pretence all afternoon - and my poor gran didn't know whether she was coming or going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Clucking Bell! Tune into ITV1 now Shaun.... Not having a TV, I just checked ITV's website. Will ****ing Young? I am offended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Shaun .... are you sure you're not gay?! Oh, I'm sure. The core of my gran's thesis, and a few others over the years, appears to be: "He has emotions. He's sensitive. He's not married yet. He must be gay!" Most of the time, I take it as a compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 It wasn't the only prank I ever played on her either. Bear in mind that this is a woman who thought Alf Garnett was a serious character, talks about Moslems being "let loose on the community", and thinks the reason there are fewer homeless people on the streets in London is because "Brown gives them everything. Council houses, hundreds of pounds a week - everything!" Unreconstructed does not even begin to cover it. Her take on mixed race marriages is "it's the children I feel sorry for" - so one day, I decided to ask my cute black friend Candace to accompany me to visit her. We kept up the pretence all afternoon - and my poor gran didn't know whether she was coming or going. TBH she sounds a bit like my sadly departed Grandad...he had a certain pre abolishon of slavery way of thinking about (as he called them) **** Darkies! An as for people of a RC persausion...hmm. Apart from that he was a diamond, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Not having a TV, I just checked ITV's website. Will ****ing Young? I am offended. Are you a mormen or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Are you a mormen or something? No, just poor. And fed up with paying a TV licence for unadulterated pish, when I can watch what I want for free online! (I'm aware you're supposed to have a licence for this too - but **** that). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 No, just poor. And fed up with paying a TV licence for unadulterated pish, when I can watch what I want for free online! (I'm aware you're supposed to have a licence for this too - but **** that). Fair do's , feck paying for a tv licence when you've not got a telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 TBH she sounds a bit like my sadly departed Grandad...he had a certain pre abolishon of slavery way of thinking about (as he called them) **** Darkies! An as for people of a RC persausion...hmm. Apart from that he was a diamond, Yeah, she's alright really. And it is difficult for people of a certain generation. I remember watching the VE Day anniversary parades in 2005, and thinking that this country must be totally unrecognisable to so many of those involved. Then there's the essentially well meaning racism you get with some, born out of what was acceptable thirty or forty years ago. Not for a moment am I defending the behaviour which got Ron Atkinson sacked - but the other day, I found a fantastic website packed full of old World Cup games for download. Midway through Ireland-Egypt 1990, Big Wrong opined that "tell you what Brian - these Egyptians are right up for this, and haven't bottled it. Which you'd normally expect from those of their... er... nationality". I couldn't help but laugh. I'm sure he made similar comments about Cameroon during England's quarter-final against them too. Dear oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Attention. Correct answer. End of thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hibshater Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 My marital status & fathering credentials give me some back up here. Funnily enough though, I have been taken for a gay several times. I'm confused. . me thinks one does protest too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossi_1983 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I have one friend who is gay, but he doesn't speak in a mincy voice, and acts almost like a normal guy. The ones I have met who speak the classic gay way, all tend to be attention seeking morons, who are emphasising it just to get a reaction Note: the smilie is for the attention seekers, not gay people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
this_is_my_story Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Yeah, she's alright really. And it is difficult for people of a certain generation. I remember watching the VE Day anniversary parades in 2005, and thinking that this country must be totally unrecognisable to so many of those involved. Then there's the essentially well meaning racism you get with some, born out of what was acceptable thirty or forty years ago. Not for a moment am I defending the behaviour which got Ron Atkinson sacked - but the other day, I found a fantastic website packed full of old World Cup games for download. Midway through Ireland-Egypt 1990, Big Wrong opined that "tell you what Brian - these Egyptians are right up for this, and haven't bottled it. Which you'd normally expect from those of their... er... nationality". I couldn't help but laugh. I'm sure he made similar comments about Cameroon during England's quarter-final against them too. Dear oh dear. Linky please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT's & Irons Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 A lot of my daughters pals are gay. (Musical theatre student, imagine). There seems to be an element of, "They should be quietly gay", on this thread. Must admit I find them hysterically funny the way everything becomes about being gay. Good luck to em I say. Aint hurtin nobody and love is love innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chebs Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 They are (mostly) women trapped in a mens body. Please, please, please tell me you are kidding... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 My theory is this: We have summer camps, football camps, fat camps etc etc where people go to lose weight, learn a skill, improve their game etc etc Gays go to camp camp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Please, please, please tell me you are kidding... Do you not think there is a small element of truth in what he's saying? Some gay guys very obviously do adopt more feminine accents and mannerisms and who knows, it could be down to some hormonal imbalance at some critical stage of their development. I'm pretty sure it's not a consious decision on their part. I find the whole mincing about thing extremely tiresome and tend not to spend any time with guys like that. The 2 gay mates I do have, you would never know that they were gay unless they told you. No idea why some gays do the mannerisms and accent and some don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Mannerisms, accent, left knee bent at an obtuse angle with hand on hip (fist unclenched), are these not the receivers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peckhamjambo Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I've never understood it either. However, my youngest sister is gay. She always behaved like a tomboy when she was little, and has this bewilderingly deep voice now, as well as certain facial hair issues above her top lip. It really is as though the chromosomes got mixed up somewhere. I on the other hand am, contrary to popular suspicion on here, entirely straight - yet do have what many would consider a - crass stereotype ahoy! - classically "female" personality. So who knows? It's all a mystery really. Craig, I mean Shaun, you have to be Irvine Jambo! Your story just gets weirder and weirder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Craig, I mean Shaun, you have to be Irvine Jambo! Your story just gets weirder and weirder! Believe me mate, I know it's weird. I'm now 30 - and it took me until I was 23 or 24 to get my head around it! My other sister and I argue all the time over who's going to write the play - but she's much smarter than I am, so it'll doubtless be her. It's worth remembering too that there are bound to be plenty of other unusual stories on here - it's just that most people aren't as open about their own lives (or to put it another way, self-absorbed) as I am. But sometimes life can be a good deal stranger than fiction - and when it comes to my family, think the Royal Tenenbaums meets the Osbournes, with a bit of the Royle Family thrown in for good measure. :saddam: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Linky please! http://www.soccerpulse.com/forum/index.php?showforum=197 You need to register, but it only takes a couple of moments. From the main page, click on Soccer Videos, then Classic Footage. There is an absolutely massive archive that's been uploaded to RapidShare: probably 90% of all World Cup and European Championship games since 1966, and tons of other games too. A few of the links are broken, but only a few: it's a quite brilliant resource. While we're on the subject, I'd also recommend this: http://www.classicfootballdvds.com This chap's collection is ****ing unbelievable! If you want any of the games he has, send him an email: he charges ?5 per DVD but no postage. They're high quality, which I can vouch for after receiving a few in the post yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chebs Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Do you not think there is a small element of truth in what he's saying?Some gay guys very obviously do adopt more feminine accents and mannerisms and who knows, it could be down to some hormonal imbalance at some critical stage of their development. I'm pretty sure it's not a consious decision on their part. I find the whole mincing about thing extremely tiresome and tend not to spend any time with guys like that. The 2 gay mates I do have, you would never know that they were gay unless they told you. No idea why some gays do the mannerisms and accent and some don't. Absolutley Not! I do believe these mannerisms are chosen and they catch on... a bit like accents haha! Of course there are people out there who are trapped in the wrong body but that group is NOT gay men! Gay men are just that, men! Who happen to like other men! It's nowt to do with wrong gender!! If you asked an overly camp man if he was a woman trapped in a mans body he'd probably freak!! (Granted, in a very camp manner) He'd no doubt be revolted - they like being men and sh*gging men ffs!! That is the whole point! I cannae believe some of the ignorance on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romanov Stole My Pension Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 The consequences for their actions will take place in hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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