I'M IBRAHIM TALL Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Frankie Boyle for me. Just dont get it. There is far more to comedy than just being CONSTANTLY offensive. And his voice goes through me like a bad curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roop Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 The Wire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 There are so many. Razorlight spring to mind. They're shockingly bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Curry, and Indian food in general Alcohol Nightclubs Cannabis (not least the smell) Television Being succint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Being succint :biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
this_is_my_story Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Frankie Boyle for me. Just dont get it. There is far more to comedy than just being CONSTANTLY offensive. And his voice goes through me like a bad curry. Superb comic. Part of his appeal, for me anyway, is the fact that he doesn't give a funk if anyone finds his material 'offensive'. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxxvUVOIl6E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roop Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Driving. Mundane as ****. Chicken and Turkey - horrible stuff. Wine. I'm about as unsophisticated as they get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 American football. Reality TV. The word "mate". Golf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
this_is_my_story Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Being succinct LoL, had to have a chuckle at that one, Shaun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
this_is_my_story Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 American football.Reality TV. The word "mate". Golf. Couldn't agree more, especially re American 'football', mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 "They're completely interchangeable. Scouting for Girls are like the sound of Satan's scrotum emptying. Scouting for Girls are fronted by Ray Stride, a man who sings like he's had a stroke. They're abysmal. If we end up with 20 years of Tory government, it'll be The Pigeon Detectives' fault." This statement is sooth. To like either of these bands requires either a pitifully low iq or a tragically large amount of hearing loss. Between them they have written one song, which is pish. Also - reality television. It can all gtf. Celebrity reality television doubly so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Lava and Ignite (Cav) A lot of people I know absolutely love the place - personally I cant think of anywhere worse to go for a night out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Lava and Ignite (Cav) A lot of people I know absolutely love the place - personally I cant think of anywhere worse to go for a night out. I hate that place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Darts Shots Blondes X Factor Ant & Dec Alan ****ing Carr Can't believe the Frankie Boyle, Drink, Nightclubs and 'Mate' shouts so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Rex Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Pirates of the ****ing Caribbean. Absolute pile of ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Peter Kay Star Wars James Bond Fish Chris Moyles Big Brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Katy Perry - the biggest attention seeking singer around, she does my head in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan64 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Russell Brand Light cigarettes Electric shavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Reality TV for me. The death of television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT's & Irons Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Franz Feckin Ferdinand. Even the name is pretentious. Tossers. Razorlight are pish too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP1874 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Gavin & Stacy Little Britian Ricky Garvace (sp) All above I just don't get - not funny! Red bull - even the smell puts me off Oh & maybe being controversial but Jade Goody Grrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley_ Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Most football other than Hearts and Scotland matches. I go to the pub occasionally for the Premiership games and watch the World Cup/Euros but I'm not that bothered about them. For me if I don't have the passion for one of the teams playing like Hearts then I don't care. Another one like this is having an English team. Sick of hearing people say 'we' for Man Utd, Liverpool etc when they are from Scotland. The only English team I care at all about are Slough Town and that's only because my mum's side of the family are from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rabster1874 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 horne and corden , honestly dont see the hype or the praise the first show got in my idea it was probably the worst double act sketch show i have seen in a long long time and really puts comedy duos to shame, but people liked the show , dont get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rabster1874 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 oh and also vegemite is huge in australia but i decided to give it a try and it was absoloutley revolting and i dont know how it could be so popular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Frankie Boyle simply isn't funny. He's like your old grandad that sits in the corner talking about niggers. Everyone looks at each other and has a nervous chuckle, but noone actually thinks it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougal Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 "They're completely interchangeable. Scouting for Girls are like the sound of Satan's scrotum emptying. Scouting for Girls are fronted by Ray Stride, a man who sings like he's had a stroke. They're abysmal. If we end up with 20 years of Tory government, it'll be The Pigeon Detectives' fault." This statement is sooth. To like either of these bands requires either a pitifully low iq or a tragically large amount of hearing loss. Between them they have written one song, which is pish. Also - reality television. It can all gtf. Celebrity reality television doubly so. Not that I want to pick fault with you, but I do believe the lead singer of Scouting for Girls is called Roy and not Ray. As for the original question. Pulp Fiction Reality TV (tv for the thickest common denominator) Beer/Lager Anchorman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven98 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 US only: Princess Di Newcastle Brown Margaret Thatcher Riverdance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Frankie Boyle for me. Just dont get it. There is far more to comedy than just being CONSTANTLY offensive. And his voice goes through me like a bad curry. Agreed - I just don't thing he's that funny. I'm not bothered about him being offensive, but self-righteous bourgeoise cuddly shows like 'Mock the Week' make me cringe, and Frankie Boyle is at the top of the list, for me. I really liked his famous comment about Thatcher, but I can't stand the ****, generally. Be funnier, Frankie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol1874 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Russell Brand for me, definately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Not that I want to pick fault with you, but I do believe the lead singer of Scouting for Girls is called Roy and not Ray. Either way, he's pish. Obviously, neither Pringle (whose signature is the quote that I copied) nor myself could be bothered trying to get his name correct with a 5 second google search. He isn't even worth that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Most football other than Hearts and Scotland matches. I go to the pub occasionally for the Premiership games and watch the World Cup/Euros but I'm not that bothered about them. For me if I don't have the passion for one of the teams playing like Hearts then I don't care. Another one like this is having an English team. Sick of hearing people say 'we' for Man Utd, Liverpool etc when they are from Scotland. The only English team I care at all about are Slough Town and that's only because my mum's side of the family are from there. Congratulations on one of the most ridiculous posts I have ever seen. You go to the pub to watch football you don't like and you hate people who have an English team - yours is Slough Town! Things I don't get - Big Brother Soaps Why it's so popular to be camp (mostly on the telly) Little Britain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig R Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Curry, and Indian food in generalAlcohol Nightclubs Cannabis (not least the smell) Television Being succint Wow. I think you may be my polar opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Tom Jones Spirits Card games F1 Cricket Razorlight Oasis Any sort of Kung Fu film Hot Chocolate the drink Hot Chocolate the band The Full Monty Julie Walters Richard and Judy Fiona Phillips The awful Scottish 'Romano' woman who does Hollywood reports for GMTV All GMTV presenters Social networking sites Ray Quinn Dance music Going to gigs custard trifle Branston Pickle Any sort of 'marrow' ...of the top of my head. Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Tom Jones Spirits Card games F1 Cricket Razorlight Oasis Any sort of Kung Fu film Hot Chocolate the drink Hot Chocolate the band The Full Monty Julie Walters Richard and Judy Fiona Phillips The awful Scottish 'Romano' woman who does Hollywood reports for GMTV All GMTV presenters Social networking sites Ray Quinn Dance music Going to gigs custard trifle Branston Pickle Any sort of 'marrow' ...of the top of my head. Buffalo Bill . You seem troubled ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 You seem troubled ?? I've got Tom Jones coming round for trifle tonight before we go see The Full Monty. Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 lily allen. can't for the living pish of me think why people think she's talented. plus she's a gobby cow. kings of leon. middle of the road rock, oh never heard that before, how wonderful. coldplay. pish on a stick. all 'reality TV'. television for the braindead. lots and lots more. various reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Any indie music released after about 1996 - everything i've heard since then is bland, homogenous pish without any hint of originality. Oasis and the Libertines are especially ****e and seem to be idolised. Canned fish ie tuna is absolutely rank but everyone seems to love it. Braveheart - painful to watch it's so bad. Whiskey / bourbon. Ally McCoist - i actually hate the guy. His stupid little face and the fact that he's so smug and such a "Glesga funny man" - **** off. Noel Fielding / Mighty Boosh - I would happily punch that guy in the head. Not funny and his face is offensive. Las Vegas - sleazy, too warm, too expensive, people trying to con you everywhere you go, annoying people everywhere you go, vulgar and filthy. The worst place in the US i've ever been and i've been all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Tapas Julia Roberts Brown wings It's a long, disgusting, horribly interlinked story. Fat chips - McDonalds invented the perfect size and shape of a chip many a year ago. While it has been bettered in taste and texture by some, its dimensions remain top dog. Don't try and impress me with your hand cut Marris Piper jobs - I'm not feckin' interested in a lump of your under-fried, tattie-heavy nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 TapasJulia Roberts Brown wings It's a long, disgusting, horribly interlinked story. Fat chips - McDonalds invented the perfect size and shape of a chip many a year ago. While it has been bettered in taste and texture by some, its dimensions remain top dog. Don't try and impress me with your hand cut Marris Piper jobs - I'm not feckin' interested in a lump of your under-fried, tattie-heavy nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peckhamjambo Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Curry, and Indian food in generalAlcohol Nightclubs Cannabis (not least the smell) Television Being succint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piper X Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Prince. Jade Goody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FERRYABROAD Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 T'interweb dating sites Friendzii Restaurants selling frozen fish Chinese buffets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo1874 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Davina McCall - arrgghhhh, can't stand her but she seems to be some sort of 'national sweetheart'. She's just a gobby troll to me. Gavin and Stacy - I don't get the hype at all. Corriander - no coincidence this vile 'food' stuff is green .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peckhamjambo Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 The Simpsons Family Guy South Park Fish (without batter) Alan Carr, Julian Clary, Paul O'Grady, Graham Norton Manchester United Celtic G Star Raw I am sure I will think of more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Davina McCall - arrgghhhh, can't stand her but she seems to be some sort of 'national sweetheart'. She's just a gobby troll to me.. Damn, I knew I'd forgotten somebody. Add Davina 'crocodile tears/false laugh' McCall to my list. Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roop Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Not that I want to pick fault with you, but I do believe the lead singer of Scouting for Girls is called Roy and not Ray. Either way, he's pish. Obviously, neither Pringle (whose signature is the quote that I copied) nor myself could be bothered trying to get his name correct with a 5 second google search. He isn't even worth that. I pinched it from a Times article so it was their fault for getting it wrong. They were probably doing what Monkfish said, not being bothered enough about him to get his name right. He really is awful. Edit - Got another one: Skins! Gash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Jade Goody Princess Di The Sun Coronation Street Big Brother Ant & Dec St Patrick's Day Celtic Man Utd K.F.C. French Fries Franz Ferdinand Arctic Monkeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 The Coen Brothers Cats Alcohol Apple/Iphone/Ipod Mobile Phones Starbucks Lynx (smells worse than BO after a few hours) McDonalds Sky TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Adrian Childs (frank bough for the 21st centurry) French and Saunders (well dont mind saunders as much) Philip Scofield (is cliff richards his dad ?) Soccer AM Its a bit infantile and repetative . The whole celebrity culture famous for being fick init ,Lets get back to the days when famous people actually had a talent or a genius. Celeb Chefs Cooking is bloody easy ,pretentious pifle ,my gran was a far better cook than Gordon Ramsey and would belt his toilet mouth. Antique roadshow and all the differing gameshow type spin offs . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink_lady_2006 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 harry potter facebook ipods iphones cats not much really! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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