jamboinglasgow Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 A bit of fun for Friday afternoon, lets here your suggestions for Hearts players as drinks. Mine would be Zalikus as a cheap russian vodka, most of the time does the job its supposed to but every so often its effects can leave you with a shocking headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Robbie Neilson would be a whisky and Nade a dark beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Munro Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Driver = Tesco Value Cola Starts off ok, but generally goes flat too quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Miko would have to be a Reef or some such nonsense, as he's effeminate and only dafties think that he's classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 kingston - Baileys, its good on those rare occasions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Calum Elliot - WKD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Elliot would be Smirnoff Ice or Blue WKD. Purely because it's only poofs that drink them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Elliot would be Smirnoff Ice or Blue WKD. Purely because it's only poofs that drink them. Good minds think alike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Stewart would be Sparkling Wine thinks it's something fancy like Champagne but in fact just leaves a bad taste in the mouth Think Ross County's new signing would be Ginger Beer * * allegedly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 elliot - alcohol free beer.... pointless and pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Kingston - Coca Cola Black and not as good as it thinks it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Eggert - OJ Goes with anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 Michael Stewart - Irn Bru Orange, Scottish and starts off being really nice but as it goes on it just isn't as good as the first taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Nade = Stout !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 lee wallace would have to be some sort of shooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie-Brown Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Nade = Stout !! We have a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Michael Stewart would definitely be a bottle of CAVA Stupid people think its just as good as a decent bottle of Champagne when most people can actually see its a limited cheap option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We_are_the_Hearts Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 David Templeton is a half pint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flogelisgod Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Kingston would be a dirty pint you never know what youre gonna get! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodger_84 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Mirsad Beslija = Hennessy VSOP = expensive and p*sh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie-Brown Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Bruno Aguiar is obviously port! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie-Brown Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Robbie Neilson is a pint of 'slops' - been hanging about in the tray for ages but some people have acquired a taste for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 glen - rare and expensive single malt whiskey.... desired by the punters but always saved by the miserly host. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Kinnear Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Nade - a barium meal (which is a drink) sluggish and mildly indigestable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Makela would be....ummmm...Water ..yes, yes before anyone says, he isn't actually a Hearts player anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Hibernian would be a 2litre bottle of Happy Shopper Lime-ade. Cheap, nasty, green, slightly fruity and without much fizz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 ScrewDriver. Voddy & Orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Michael Stewart would definitely be a bottle of CAVA Stupid people think its just as good as a decent bottle of Champagne when most people can actually see its a limited cheap option. Excellent choice as cava CAN be a good alternative to champers, which like Stewart, seems to be a bone of contention amongst posters (and not all "stupid").! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Hibernian would be a 2litre bottle of Happy Shopper Lime-ade. Cheap, nasty, green, slightly fruity and without much fizz. Hibs would be anything that is sh*te in a cup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Excellent choice as cava CAN be a good alternative to champers, which like Stewart, seems to be a bone of contention amongst posters (and not all "stupid").! Boris i refuse to believe a man of your tastes is a CAVA drinker sorry i refuse im putting that post down to someone stupid stealing your keyboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12345 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Rob Jones would be the finest drink in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonjambo Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Nade = Bovril; brown, beefy and you either love it or hate it GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Rob Jones would be the finest drink in the world. :108years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12345 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I'm ok about not winning the wee cup in 108 years. Do any of you guys post on Pieandbovril? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not_even Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I'm ok about not winning the wee cup in 108 years. Do any of you guys post on Pieandbovril? Eh?! Edit: Woops signed on my mates laptop and forgot he had a sign on now- meant to post as LoveoftheGame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonjambo Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Eh?! Excellent first post GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Boris i refuse to believe a man of your tastes is a CAVA drinker sorry i refuse im putting that post down to someone stupid stealing your keyboard Whilst being no stranger to Champagne, I would also recommend the delights of (quality) cava. If you were referring to the ?4.99 Somerfields own, which isn't bad but no sustitute for Champagne, then fair enough, but there are some good examples of Cava out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveofthegame Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Excellent first post GC Haha like I said when i edited, I meant to post from my username but on a non-posting mates laptop. Whoops. Still don't have a clue what 12345 is on about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Haha like I said when i edited, I meant to post from my username but on a non-posting mates laptop. Whoops. Still don't have a clue what 12345 is on about! Pie And Bovril.Its scottish football forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundojambo Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Whilst being no stranger to Champagne, I would also recommend the delights of (quality) cava. If you were referring to the ?4.99 Somerfields own, which isn't bad but no sustitute for Champagne, then fair enough, but there are some good examples of Cava out there. cheap cava is rank, but so is cheap champagne. if you get a good bottle of cava, or other french sparkly, i'm sure it would beat most champagnes of the same price Edit: so maybe christos karipidis could be a good bottle of Cava, we've just realised it's good value for money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Moon Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 beslija - alcohol free lager pointless waste of money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haj Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Rudi Skacel would be Irn-bru. Worshipped in the north but never took off down south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Karipidis would be a white russian. Cool as ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wicker Man Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Csaba a good German beer - full of froth but you can't help lap it up Goncalves - a lager made by 'Ushers' not too bad but a flat head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Dave Mackay - Irn Bru Made in Scotland...from girders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Hoggie Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 John Robertson = Best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeramiah Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Hahaha.... some of these are pure class. Elliot - Half-Lager-Shandy Obua - Large-Pint-of-Pish Fyssas - Finest-Classiest-Smoothest-Malt-Whisky Bruno - Is there a drink which symbolises pure class, but which gets removed prematurely for no apparent reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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