jamboruss Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 new stadium at the bush - ya beauty, won't need to leave the Royal Hotel 'til quarter to three! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Especially auld yins like you that can't remember how to go to the toilet by yersel.:108years: at least i have a vague recollection of where i leave my outer-garments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 at least i have a vague recollection of where i leave my outer-garments. LOL Thats because you only have one set of clothes man...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 LOL Thats because you only have one set of clothes man...! that's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimus Prime Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Does this mean we could remove the fat/lazy gene from the new Christian Nade prototype? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmeladent?rtchen Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Was there marmalade on it? No he was on his own! None of the disciples were with him!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 No he was on his own! None of the disciples were with him!! Who's talking about his disciples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfstar Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 We dont sit in the same boat, you and I but we sit on the same lake and we take the same fishes ... always wanted to do this, :smell_hobo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 always wanted to do this, :smell_hobo: Hello me! (not the Hobo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Apparently Rod Petri-Dish got in on the act a while ago. Vlad is just playing catch up. Here you can see the Derek Riordan clone being taken into Hibs' stunning new Training complex at East Fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Hello me! (not the Hobo) "Mothy" is 100% Jambo mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Apparently Rod Petri-Dish got in on the act a while ago. Vlad is just playing catch up. Here you can see the Derek Riordan clone being taken into Hibs' stunning new Training complex at East Fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 "Mothy" is 100% Jambo mate. I don't doubt it Lionheart. Wolfstar shares an exquisite taste in avatars with my good self and I was saying hi to me in his avatar for the first time. He had just said that he smelled a Hobo and I was therefore saying that by saying "Hello me" I wasn't saying that I was the Hobo to whom he was referring. I trust this clarifies my position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I don't doubt it Lionheart. Wolfstar shares an exquisite taste in avatars with my good self and I was saying hi to me in his avatar for the first time. He had just said that he smelled a Hobo and I was therefore saying that by saying "Hello me" I wasn't saying that I was the Hobo to whom he was referring. I trust this clarifies my position. If you think for one minute i am going to embroil myself in a bun fight consisting of over 1000 posts and drag it out for days about your position then you are sorely mistaken. I trust this clarifies my position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 If you think for one minute i am going to embroil myself in a bun fight consisting of over 1000 posts and drag it out for days about your position then you are sorely mistaken. I trust this clarifies my position. I never think that long. Ha! Got you!! I trust this clarifies my position more than yours ever was, or in fact could be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I never think that long. Ha! Got you!! I trust this clarifies my position more than yours ever was, or in fact could be. I relent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I relent. No, no, no - that was far too easy! Not fair at all. I relent more than you do... Only kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Good grief... Okay... I hope she bl00dy well knows what she started by confiding in me! Cheers guys I just read the thread for the first time after posting the first one this morning. P155ing myself at much of it!! (Defo no Hobo though) :108years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_ree Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 After reading the thread on Lithuanians on trial, is it possible that Vlad is cloning Lithuanians so that we won't know that they are coming, thus removing 11 page threads on their merits or otherwise? :108years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 After reading the thread on Lithuanians on trial, is it possible that Vlad is cloning Lithuanians so that we won't know that they are coming, thus removing 11 page threads on their merits or otherwise? :108years: I have no idea, I'm just getting my post in before they close this thread as well. You just start warming to a thread and suddenly poof! it's gone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_ree Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I have no idea, I'm just getting my post in before they close this thread as well. You just start warming to a thread and suddenly poof! it's gone... So this actually a thread about the Hobos then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambojim52 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 After reading the thread on Lithuanians on trial, is it possible that Vlad is cloning Lithuanians so that we won't know that they are coming, thus removing 11 page threads on their merits or otherwise? :108years: Do Lith's cloned in this counrty satisfy FiFa's rule about how many "home grown" ( Oh dear that was bad) players are in the team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Do Lith's cloned in this counrty satisfy FiFa's rule about how many "home grown" ( Oh dear that was bad) players are in the team? I think they'll probably have to have a test(-tube) case. (that was worse) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 So this actually a thread about the Hobos then? Might be. I don't know, it's getting to be so difficult living in this modern world with all the changes in the definition of words. When I was nipper, we had a pouffee in the living room which we called our poof. I used to say "I'm going to sit on the poof" and no-one batted an eyelid. But nowadays if I say that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_ree Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Might be. I don't know, it's getting to be so difficult living in this modern world with all the changes in the definition of words. When I was nipper, we had a pouffee in the living room which we called our poof. I used to say "I'm going to sit on the poof" and no-one batted an eyelid. But nowadays if I say that... I know what you mean. When I was a lad, "The Littlest Hobo" was a bad tv serious with a dog in it. Now it's a bad football player called John Rankin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_ree Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Or even series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 We'll have to update the Europe song: And Now, DNAs near We’ve sequenced Hearts from probe to plasmid We’ve transcribed Berra, by each base pair And all of his amino acids We’ve screened, all of their genes To keep them free of Hibee screw-ups So make a noise you GE boys We’re going to Europe To see the HGP We’ll even talk to old Craig Venter At Tynie’s gate, we will not wait For GMOs are free to enter We have no cares, for transgene players Like Rossi, Boniec or Tardelli We’ve cloned a team, while Aberdeen, is cloning Do-o-o-lly Some folk just have too much time on their hands, but it's bloody brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfstar Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Good grief... Okay... I hope she bl00dy well knows what she started by confiding in me! Cheers guys I just read the thread for the first time after posting the first one this morning. P155ing myself at much of it!! (Defo no Hobo though) :108years: dont doubt you (sorry for the insult ) just always wanted to use that avaitor can actully imagine Vlad buying into this, very soon we could have a super-lith playing for our club, a mix between No 28 and Barassa... and burley would want to come back, buy 1 pint but get 10 cloned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Ok I have bitten into this brilliant thread. But just assume we could clone players like the films the "Boys from Brazil" or Star Wars however the later would prove troublesome as they could end up a bit on the dark side:rolleyes: So we manage to get stem cells from the best footballing talent around the world and grow them in a test tube in Roslin. so who would we choose Gordon Italian defence, or Arsenal 70's or Liverpool: Kennedy Hanson Thompson Neill Maradona Pele Zidane Platinni Robbo and Rush Now the best bit about this if we sell our best players or we have a suspension we can just grow another? Pele 4 gets a 3 match ban, just play Pele 5:mw_rolleyes: The best bit is Celtic cant steal our technology as DNA will be useless at parkhead:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfstar Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Hello me! (not the Hobo) are you my Vlad clone, or am I your Vlad clone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambojim52 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 But like the boys from Brazil, How would the ref know which one to send OFF. If they all look the same we could contest every red card with mistaken identity. Oh god this is going too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 are you my Vlad clone, or am I your Vlad clone Do not speak too loudly of our plans, in case they be thwarted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Two Andy Gorams There's only three Andy Gorams ... Four Andy Gorams There's only five Andy Gorams ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Do not speak too loudly of our plans, in case they be thwarted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Do not speak too loudly of our plans, in case they be thwarted. My Army is bigger than yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboGuy Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Okay bear with me here... The silly season is certainly apon us and you hear all sorts of weird and wonderfull rumours -Us signing a striker etc- but this one came from close to home and startled me somewhat... My ears ******ed up when my girlfriend, this morning in an offhand manner, told me that she was 90% certain she saw Vlad last night being shown around the grounds surounding her work, with two other blokes wearing suits. Where does she work?... St Andrew's Square? Gorgie? City Centre?... A company at the Roslin Bio Centre! For those of you who don't know the area, it is out in the stix, next to Penicuik and is virtually devoid of any other business' or companies except scientific research. The grounds are large and it is surounded by glens, woods and fields. I was imediately sceptical and indeed, I still am but when I pressed her about it she said she was pretty certain. I asked her on a scale of one to ten (by this point I think she was considering leaving her weird CIA style, neurotic boyfriend) how certain she was and she replied that from a distance she was 9 out of 10 sure and when she got a slightly better look, she saw he was wearing a maroon tie... All the above is not exactly what you would call concrete evidence of anything and there is still much doubt as to whether it was actually him or not in the first place, in my opinion but I wanted to see if anyone else had heard anything about Vlad's business plans... It's a strange one I know and probably it was not even him but I find myself unable to completely discount the possibility that he is planning some sort of development or other down there now... Yet another silly season, random gash post, says I. Total rumour and fabrication. Utter nonsense, fit for the Gullit Lounge. THEN I remembered that the Roslin Park is managed by a serious Jambo, who often sits in the Director's Box with his wife. And he is seriously connected, particlularly in the property world. So perhaps there is something in it after all? However, said Jambo is also shortish, and from a distance may look like Vlad to people who do not either particularly well. And a site manager walking round his site is hardly uncommon. So that almost blows the rumour out of the water. Bet maybe, just maybe, there is something to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 mothy mate, don't you take any notice of the grumps on here, i thought it was a good thread to start. it's been a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 My Army is bigger than yours It's not the size of your army that counts, honey, it's what you do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Just a wee side note with Mr Romanov being in town (apparently). Does anyone think he will actually bother his *rse to go to the game on Saturday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Just a wee side note with Mr Romanov being in town (apparently). Does anyone think he will actually bother his *rse to go to the game on Saturday? Or will he send his clone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambojim52 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Yet another silly season, random gash post, says I. Total rumour and fabrication. Utter nonsense, fit for the Gullit Lounge. THEN I remembered that the Roslin Park is managed by a serious Jambo, who often sits in the Director's Box with his wife. And he is seriously connected, particlularly in the property world. So perhaps there is something in it after all? However, said Jambo is also shortish, and from a distance may look like Vlad to people who do not either particularly well. And a site manager walking round his site is hardly uncommon. So that almost blows the rumour out of the water. Bet maybe, just maybe, there is something to it! So there we have it VR is selling to the guy who owns the roslin park. Oh crap just started another rumour( to be fair it's my first) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 It's not the size of your army that counts, honey, it's what you do with it. I resent being called Honey. Bun fight back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmiyaRomanova Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Been out all day and just taken a read of the thread. Plaudits to uniwildcat38 and jambovambo for two great songs that had me laughing so hard that a little bit of..... New breeks please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Been out all day and just taken a read of the thread. Plaudits to uniwildcat38 and jambovambo for two great songs that had me laughing so hard that a little bit of..... New breeks please. Why, thank you, kind sir ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I resent being called Honey. Bun fight back on. Too right darling! My buns are bigger than yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramrod Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Yet another silly season, random gash post, says I. Total rumour and fabrication. Utter nonsense, fit for the Gullit Lounge. THEN I remembered that the Roslin Park is managed by a serious Jambo, who often sits in the Director's Box with his wife. And he is seriously connected, particlularly in the property world. So perhaps there is something in it after all? However, said Jambo is also shortish, and from a distance may look like Vlad to people who do not either particularly well. And a site manager walking round his site is hardly uncommon. So that almost blows the rumour out of the water. Bet maybe, just maybe, there is something to it! i've noticed this guy from my seat in the main stand and he does look a little like vlad,think thats our puppy...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Cheers Vic, You gonna be drinking in Gorgie or toon before or after the ICT game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Too right darling! My buns are bigger than yours! Fair play chubbychops. Your buns are bigger than mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Fair play chubbychops. Your buns are bigger than mine. You middle name must be Ana then because me, I'm a lean mean fighting machine. I do bake big buns though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Cheers Vic, You gonna be drinking in Gorgie or toon before or after the ICT game? aye, i dare say that could be arranged. can't make after the game but auld lionheart the OAP was on about a possible shandy or 2 before it. robbos is kyboshed so we'll have to get something else organised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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