JamboJen Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Your fifth (and presumably last) post on dressedasaseat.net was worth it. http://www.hibs.net/message/showthread.php?t=140198 :108years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Atkinsons Microphone Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodmorningmrfisherman Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Can't imagine that will last too long. Good stuff though,place emptying quicker than pishypants bladder was a nice touch:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droid Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 surprised he not been "faxed back to kanuas" yet (ooooooh how quirky) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Atkinsons Microphone Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 surprised he not been "faxed back to kanuas" yet (ooooooh how quirky) I've had 4 PM's already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Hahaha, quality Mr Microphone. Kudos indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Atkinsons Microphone Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Hahaha, quality Mr Microphone. Kudos indeed. Cheers, sir. Although let's face it, they make it all too easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Nothing wrong with a bit of Rat 'baiting.' Only telling them how it is... of course no sale down their way as Steven 'Real' Fletcher failed to perform again but was carrying out Mixups instructions. Won't go down well with the board, give them something to 'trout' about. Rats. Have we sold anyone yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Thank you. Well done Scott. Amazing what you can get up to when their mods are sleeping! Brilliant :108years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Superb!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Well - it won't last. So here's a PDF version for you all to enjoy. verminthread.pdf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappuccino Kid Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Top piece of work. A few of them will be choking on their morning methadone when they read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Great way to start my day off work, now for a shower and some breckie, then to watch the whole game again, happy days.:108years::108years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bootboy100 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Fecking genius mate!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart MacD Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Thanks for saving that, Dexter. The link to weeweeteam.net has indeed gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Well - it won't last. So here's a PDF version for you all to enjoy. Thread has now been deleted Enjoy the downloaded version above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Good work Scooby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Legendary! They were all spewing! Far better than any wind up they've tried on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Atkinsons Microphone Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I've been launched 'cause I'm a Yam Fud. :108years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo83 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 What did it say? The PDF on my work machine doesn't work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Atkinsons Microphone Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Once Upon A Time... There was a big club called Hearts, and a ****ty wee club called Hibs. One day those 2 teams met in the 4th round of the Scottish Cup at Easter Road, Hibs who have not won the trophy for 107 years took on their great rivals, Heart of Midlothian, 7 times winners of the famous trophy. Before kick off the pish stained Pat Stanton took his seat amongst the Hibs fans, you could sit anywhere you want really, as the Scaffs had failed to sell out another Scottish Cup tie against their great rivals. Erich Schaedler who was six feet under sat back with a can ready to take in another Edinburgh Derby. The game started and was a bit of a non event until Bamba slid in Fletcher who was then 1 on 1 with The Balogh, however the Real Madrid bound star ****ed it up good and proper which allowed The Balogh to palm the ball to safety, this was to be Hibs' last effort on goal, that's if you can call it an effort. A bit afterwards Real Madrid bound Fletcher found himself in a bit of trouble as his absolutely shocking leg breaking lunge towards Christophe Brown Trout Berra didn't go unpunished by the Ref as he was quickly given his marching orders, Bye Bye Lugs, Hibs were now down to 9 men (Riordan doesn't count) Then it came, the inevitable Crapalamby balls up, he goes chasing the ball like it was a carton of Um Bongo only for driver to centre the ball and there was Nade to double his seasons goal tally to a massive 2. 1-0 Hearts. A couple of minutes before Half Time Crapalamby pretended he had pulled his hamstring yet still managed to kick the ball over the half way line 3 times. Hibs kicked off and were now shooting down towards the sparsely populated area of Easter Road. Pat Stanton stinks of **** took his seat for the second half. 93rd minute. Some eejit in the Hibs midfield tries to do a silly turn and there is cesnauskis to dispossess him, a pass out to Glen, Glen cut back inside and hit a crossfield pass to Karipidis, Karirpidis then slid the ball through for Glen to latch onto, taking out Van Zanten and the Bricklayer and slotting the ball home into an empty net, the Hearts fans were even celebrating before it hit the net. At this point there must have been a fire drill in the Home end as it emptied quicker than Stantons bladder behind the wheel of his Taxi. It was now 108. And all the Hearts fans lived happily ever after. Signed. Yours, A Yam Fud. GIRFUY, Scaffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Edit - beaten to it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belly Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Here is the original post on wehavenotwonthecupin108years.net edit: to slow in posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Then it came, the inevitable Crapalamby balls up, he goes chasing the ball like it was a carton of Um Bongo ..... :rofl::rofl::rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Ive noticed that they use the acronym 'ltyf' an awful lot over on jakiecockslavering.net. Any ideas what it stands for? I assume its *LAUNCH* the yam fud.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo83 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Some bits were very funny, but was I the only one who thought some comments were a bit.... close to the bone? No? Ok, i'll get my coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 shplendid piece of vermin poking fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 That's probably my favourite post EVER. Brilliant work. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 At this point there must have been a fire drill in the Home end as it emptied quicker than Stantons bladder behind the wheel of his Taxi. Legendary quote.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gards Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I think even at this early stage it's a contender for the classic threads forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Don Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Hahaha well done, GIRFUT, Totally brilliant even better seeing their comments haha :108years: Oh and by the way of you have been launched from nowonthecupsince1902.net you can get back on using this. http://www.hidemyass.com/ Keep up the good work hahaha :108years::108years::108years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Brilliant work, e-mailed dexters link on to many. :108years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874robbo Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Top quality mate,I,m sitting here ****ing my pants as much as old paddy stanton:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Mugabe Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 :D:D I think pieces of work such as these should be taught in schools. The Stanton's bladder quote is one of the finest I have EVER seen on the internet. I bet those bitter welts are spewing. You could almost feel sorry for them as they dry their tears with a ten year old Evening Hibs pull-out poster of Sauzee... Hmmm, nah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyjam Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Unlike Pat Stanton, at least this this wee guy made it in time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki 74 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Once Upon A Time...There was a big club called Hearts, and a ****ty wee club called Hibs. One day those 2 teams met in the 4th round of the Scottish Cup at Easter Road, Hibs who have not won the trophy for 107 years took on their great rivals, Heart of Midlothian, 7 times winners of the famous trophy. Before kick off the pish stained Pat Stanton took his seat amongst the Hibs fans, you could sit anywhere you want really, as the Scaffs had failed to sell out another Scottish Cup tie against their great rivals. Erich Schaedler who was six feet under sat back with a can ready to take in another Edinburgh Derby. The game started and was a bit of a non event until Bamba slid in Fletcher who was then 1 on 1 with The Balogh, however the Real Madrid bound star ****ed it up good and proper which allowed The Balogh to palm the ball to safety, this was to be Hibs' last effort on goal, that's if you can call it an effort. A bit afterwards Real Madrid bound Fletcher found himself in a bit of trouble as his absolutely shocking leg breaking lunge towards Christophe Brown Trout Berra didn't go unpunished by the Ref as he was quickly given his marching orders, Bye Bye Lugs, Hibs were now down to 9 men (Riordan doesn't count) Then it came, the inevitable Crapalamby balls up, he goes chasing the ball like it was a carton of Um Bongo only for driver to centre the ball and there was Nade to double his seasons goal tally to a massive 2. 1-0 Hearts. A couple of minutes before Half Time Crapalamby pretended he had pulled his hamstring yet still managed to kick the ball over the half way line 3 times. Hibs kicked off and were now shooting down towards the sparsely populated area of Easter Road. Pat Stanton stinks of **** took his seat for the second half. 93rd minute. Some eejit in the Hibs midfield tries to do a silly turn and there is cesnauskis to dispossess him, a pass out to Glen, Glen cut back inside and hit a crossfield pass to Karipidis, Karirpidis then slid the ball through for Glen to latch onto, taking out Van Zanten and the Bricklayer and slotting the ball home into an empty net, the Hearts fans were even celebrating before it hit the net. At this point there must have been a fire drill in the Home end as it emptied quicker than Stantons bladder behind the wheel of his Taxi. It was now 108. And all the Hearts fans lived happily ever after. Signed. Yours, A Yam Fud. GIRFUY, Scaffs. Thats superb, well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveofthegame Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Magic, cheers for saving it Dexter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 A pint for you Scotty ma lad, that's just feckin brilliant ha ha ha!!! I cant believe they don't have a sense of humour, oh dear, no silverware and no humour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japanjambo Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Hilarious! Lynn:ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALPS Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 this is really funny but Erich Schaedler who was six feet under sat back with a can ready to take in another Edinburgh Derby. no need Poor Guy committed sucide FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874robbo Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 this is really funny but Erich Schaedler who was six feet under sat back with a can ready to take in another Edinburgh Derby. no need Poor Guy committed sucide FFS Have to agree,poor taste. He was the best hibs marksman ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Excellent, here was me thinking this was just going to be another boring Wednesday....how that has changed. And how many Hibbys I have tried to forward that to but I only get the reply 'seen it' - so must be doing the rounds well!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 this is really funny but Erich Schaedler who was six feet under sat back with a can ready to take in another Edinburgh Derby. no need Poor Guy committed sucide FFS Was he the one who had an ancient chant my Dad told me about, having a line that went something like "He's dead, Bang Bang"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Good work:108years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Thank you. By the way, what does ESSFU stand for? (i can maybe guess the FU):108years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Have to agree,poor taste.He was the best hibs marksman ever. :108years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 By the way, what does ESSFU stand for? (i can maybe guess the FU):108years: Thought it might have been East of Scotland Shield but probably miles out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adambraejambo Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 hello just joined this site today. best thing i've seen in ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Bump, just for the sheer brilliance of it. :108years::108years::108years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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