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Weird little pervert. Had to laugh when he referred to Tina Malone as chubby, he's hardly in a position to slag off size.

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC
Weird little pervert. Had to laugh when he referred to Tina Malone as chubby, he's hardly in a position to slag off size.

 

Apparently he's got a sex tape floating about the internet.

 

I'm trying to work out if I would reach a new low by watching it.

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Apparently he's got a sex tape floating about the internet.

 

I'm trying to work out if I would reach a new low by watching it.

 

Would it be any worse than 2 Girls 1 Cup or the Mr Hands video? I've got a mate who looks a bit like Troyer, he's 5ft odds though.

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Ibrahim Tall
Apparently he's got a sex tape floating about the internet.

 

I'm trying to work out if I would reach a new low by watching it.

 

Depends if you enjoy it i suppose...

 

:tongue:

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Miller Jambo 60
Apparently he's got a sex tape floating about the internet.

 

I'm trying to work out if I would reach a new low by watching it.

 

Go for it mate ,no worse than watching mine.:laugh:

Thanks bud due you one:o

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I've had it up to here with him.

 

(That's more a visual joke, not good for radio or forum. I'm indicating a place just above my knee...)

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Colonel Kurtz

Hes actually a mate of my nephew who is a Hearts man

They met whilst working at a motor show in Detroit,said he was a good guy to go for a bevvy with.

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Hes actually a mate of my nephew who is a Hearts man

They met whilst working at a motor show in Detroit,said he was a good guy to go for a bevvy with.

 

 

 

Fib of the year...so far:p

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Hes actually a mate of my nephew who is a Hearts man

They met whilst working at a motor show in Detroit,said he was a good guy to go for a bevvy with.

 

I'd imagine he sticks to shorts.

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Colonel Kurtz
Fib of the year...so far:p

 

worryingly its not

Medhi has a photo of the two of them on his window sill

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worryingly its not

Medhi has a photo of the two of them on his window sill

 

Good lad:)

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC

Please tell me someone just seen it's rendition of Romeo and Juliet?

 

LOL.

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Dr. Bapswent
Please tell me someone just seen it's rendition of Romeo and Juliet?

 

LOL.

 

Yes, but he is not famous for being an actor.

 

He is famous for being a freaky dwarf.

 

They should have given him a creepy Oompa Loompa outfit and got him to run about being annoying.

 

Thats more accurate.

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC
Yes, but he is not famous for being an actor.

 

He is famous for being a freaky dwarf.

 

They should have given him a creepy Oompa Loompa outfit and got him to run about being annoying.

 

Thats more accurate.

 

Agreed. I was cringing for him though man. Jesus.

 

It's embarrasing watching them all try to do what they are supposed to be famous for.

 

I await Lucy Pinders one with interest.

 

Vern = funny wee dwarf.

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Ray Winstone
Agreed. I was cringing for him though man. Jesus.

 

It's embarrasing watching them all try to do what they are supposed to be famous for.

 

I await Lucy Pinders one with interest.

 

Vern = funny wee dwarf.

 

Racist! I am shaking with rage that you would say such a thing.

 

Infraction please mods.

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Dr. Bapswent

Soap box, orange ****, just shouted and spouted his preaching guff.

 

God id like to see him on fire.

 

 

 

And how freaky is it to watch another Jackson impersonate Micheal Jackson?

 

Its like the mutant product of a hole in space/time and a bad dream.

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gotta admit i'm giggling at latoya

 

thing is, she's really only famous cos of her brothers to be fair, but she has got more star quality than the other "singers" there, and she certainly performed far better

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worryingly its not

Medhi has a photo of the two of them on his window sill

 

Medhi from Sighthill?

 

Knew him years ago.

 

Saved me from a proper kicking off some Dumbryden guys many moons ago.

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Colonel Kurtz
Medhi from Sighthill?

 

Knew him years ago.

 

Saved me from a proper kicking off some Dumbryden guys many moons ago.

 

aye

He was also a "prize guy" on The wheel of fortune and on nights out used to leave the host behind when it came to pulling birds.

He met Verne when working for the dealership near Shepherds market in Detroit

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Captain Scarlett
i was in stiches when i seen that. One drink and he's way with it :laugh:

 

 

I honestly was rolling on the floor. so fecking funny. hilarious. funniest thing ive seen for ages

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