Geeky Boy Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Ok Vlad I'm 51 Years old and I have seen a load of pash playing for Hearts over the years. But C'mon Mate this has to be one of the worst Hearts teams that I have seen for a long time. There is no fight from this lot, they couldnt even beat that load of Flairmeisters yesterday. I've had enough , If you can show me the same commitment that I have over the last 47 years then I will follow the team that I love, But if you sell all our best players in this transfer window,Then I give up. Please save my club, I love it and I cant live without it. BLUEBIRD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeky Boy Posted January 4, 2009 Author Share Posted January 4, 2009 Oh dear. Sorry Mod, but thats how I feel now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Ok Vlad I'm 51 Years old and I have seen a load of pash playing for Hearts over the years. But C'mon Mate this has to be one of the worst Hearts teams that I have seen for a long time. There is no fight from this lot, they couldnt even beat that load of Flairmeisters yesterday. I've had enough , If you can show me the same commitment that I have over the last 47 years then I will follow the team that I love, But if you sell all our best players in this transfer window,Then I give up. Please save my club, I love it and I cant live without it. BLUEBIRD. Scratch that, actually. I'll just add a "ditto" to what Uly said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Sorry Mod, but thats how I feel now. Were you asleep last season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fc-1874 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 That's sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Sorry Mod, but thats how I feel now. I'm not a moderator, I'm an administrator. I'm also a member, which is why I said "Oh dear". Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeky Boy Posted January 4, 2009 Author Share Posted January 4, 2009 I feel you may have lost a few years somewhere down the line. Please ask around on the board for some "highlights" from last season. IMO, we're one or two players away from being one of the best teams in the league. I'm sitting here in tears mate as I can see the heart being ripped out of the club that I love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I'm sitting here in tears mate as I can see the heart being ripped out of the club that I love. I love irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dia Liom Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 obviously a wind-up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Jambo Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 you're right Vlad's an evil barsteward and we're all doomed! he is the Mainwaring of the football world indeed. We were mince today and our players showed no fight at all. They should all be fired and we should sign rat boy in place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I'm sitting here in tears mate as I can see the heart being ripped out of the club that I love. :4_1_72: This is amazing! It's like a Peebles wind-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I'm not a moderator, I'm an administrator. I'm also a member, which is why I said "Oh dear". Oh dear. Ulysses, is there any chance the swear filter can be turned off for this thread only? I'm afraid I cannot possibly give a full and honest answer to the OP while it is still in place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tott Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 :4_1_72: This is amazing! It's like a Peebles wind-up. Does seem a bit of a delayed reaction. Maybe cheer up a bit when he finds out we won the cup in 2006. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza_1874 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 iv never written anythin before(scared of bein called a hobo)....but you chat some ****e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 iv never written anythin before(scared of bein called a hobo)....but you chat some ****e :smell_hobo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 The OP is obviously reeking or on the wind up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 :4_1_72: This is amazing! It's like a Peebles wind-up. And where, pray tell, is this.... Peebles!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza_1874 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 ayeee just cause you've got a big post count, your kiddin no one ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Don Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 :smell_hobo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Have to say, cant see anything Hoboish about the OP's previous posts Sir Gay, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeky Boy Posted January 4, 2009 Author Share Posted January 4, 2009 Have to say, cant see anything Hoboish about the OP's previous posts Sir Gay, is that you? Nah I'm just an old guy who has had too many ups and downs over the years, and cant see past Romanov. P.S. and well pashed !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Nah I'm just an old guy who has had too many ups and downs over the years, and cant see past Romanov. P.S. and well pashed !! And there it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig kirk Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Ok Vlad I'm 51 Years old and I have seen a load of pash playing for Hearts over the years. But C'mon Mate this has to be one of the worst Hearts teams that I have seen for a long time. There is no fight from this lot, they couldnt even beat that load of Flairmeisters yesterday. I've had enough , If you can show me the same commitment that I have over the last 47 years then I will follow the team that I love, But if you sell all our best players in this transfer window,Then I give up. Please save my club, I love it and I cant live without it. BLUEBIRD. with respect, vlad was born with no ears and voices in his head. life with our beloved club is like a marrage, we love them till we die but the club will bug the tits off you and keep the spice in the relationship. you will never be bored of a family like ours. love them or hate them we a still hearts, long live the MIGHTY JAMBOS, keep the faith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Nah I'm just an old guy who has had too many ups and downs over the years, and cant see past Romanov. P.S. and well pashed !! I know, it's tough, man. Hopefully we'll get some Eastern European manager in that knows what he's doing soon. Till then, I'm with you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Ulysses, is there any chance the swear filter can be turned off for this thread only? I'm afraid I cannot possibly give a full and honest answer to the OP while it is still in place Sorry, no can do. Be firm, but be polite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Ulysses, is there any chance the swear filter can be turned off for this thread only? I'm afraid I cannot possibly give a full and honest answer to the OP while it is still in place Oh come on, use your initiative man! Try some cutting sarcasm, a few very apt foreign swear-words or perhaps even some incisive Shakespearean insults. You know you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fc-1874 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Sorry, no can do. Be firm, but be polite. OK. Please will you,,, I cant do it. Can you show me how. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 you're right Vlad's an evil barsteward and we're all doomed! he is the Mainwaring of the football world indeed. We were mince today and our players showed no fight at all. They should all be fired and we should sign rat boy in place Mr George Mainwaring never had 'evil' intentions, all he cared about was beating the bosch/hun, however he was only holding a wartime comission and did not have any medals. The Captain also had good intentions but was far too self-important.. he was also a brave person and strangely secretive about his family... ie Barry Mainwaring. Please find another person to compare against as I'm absolutely 'shaking wi' rage' at the Mainwaring reference/comparison. FACT. End of(f). As a Dad's Army fan, you'd better beware.....!! However, I'm sure I'll continue to enjoy Heart of Midlothian despite our draw today and whoever we may or may not sell over the next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 ...perhaps even some incisive Shakespearean insults.... Woohoo! I saw the man today, if man he be. There's many a man hath more hair than wit. Lets meet as little as we can. I desire that we be better strangers. More of your conversation would infect my brain. Out, you mad headed ape. A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are tossed with. Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life. What a disgrace it is to me that I should remember your name. Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. There is not yet so ugly a fiend of hell as thou shall be. Thou halfpenny purse of wit, thou pigeon egg of discretion. All that is within him does condemn itself for being there. Come, you are a tedious fool. I'll pray a thousand prayers for your death. Beg that thou may have leave to hang thyself. This is the silliest stuff that I ever heard. Thy mothers name is ominous to children. A plague on both your houses. Away, you three inch fool. Would thou were clean enough to spit on. I'll beat thee, but I should infect my hands. He has not so much brain as ear wax. He speaks nothing but madman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Woohoo! I saw the man today, if man he be. There's many a man hath more hair than wit. Lets meet as little as we can. I desire that we be better strangers. More of your conversation would infect my brain. Out, you mad headed ape. A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are tossed with. Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life. What a disgrace it is to me that I should remember your name. Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. There is not yet so ugly a fiend of hell as thou shall be. Thou halfpenny purse of wit, thou pigeon egg of discretion. All that is within him does condemn itself for being there. Come, you are a tedious fool. I'll pray a thousand prayers for your death. Beg that thou may have leave to hang thyself. This is the silliest stuff that I ever heard. Thy mothers name is ominous to children. A plague on both your houses. Away, you three inch fool. Would thou were clean enough to spit on. I'll beat thee, but I should infect my hands. He has not so much brain as ear wax. He speaks nothing but madman. Excellent - all I need to do now is bookmark this thread for instant cut and paste insulting, oh slippery and subtle knave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fc-1874 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Woohoo! I saw the man today, if man he be. There's many a man hath more hair than wit. Lets meet as little as we can. I desire that we be better strangers. More of your conversation would infect my brain. Out, you mad headed ape. A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are tossed with. Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life. What a disgrace it is to me that I should remember your name. Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. There is not yet so ugly a fiend of hell as thou shall be. Thou halfpenny purse of wit, thou pigeon egg of discretion. All that is within him does condemn itself for being there. Come, you are a tedious fool. I'll pray a thousand prayers for your death. Beg that thou may have leave to hang thyself. This is the silliest stuff that I ever heard. Thy mothers name is ominous to children. A plague on both your houses. Away, you three inch fool. Would thou were clean enough to spit on. I'll beat thee, but I should infect my hands. He has not so much brain as ear wax. He speaks nothing but madman. Ask and ye shall reserve:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fc-1874 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 You know what I mean:mw_rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Mayhem Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Mods here's a money raising idea for the board. When a poster comes in jaked out his (or indeed her) face and starts a thread on here of absolute drivel. I propose that in the morning for a fee of ?10 they can request that the Mods delete the thread and any trail of it. I think that's what you call a win win scenario Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Does this mean vlad reads the board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Ok Vlad I'm 51 Years old and I have seen a load of pash playing for Hearts over the years. But C'mon Mate this has to be one of the worst Hearts teams that I have seen for a long time. There is no fight from this lot, they couldnt even beat that load of Flairmeisters yesterday. I've had enough , If you can show me the same commitment that I have over the last 47 years then I will follow the team that I love, But if you sell all our best players in this transfer window,Then I give up. Please save my club, I love it and I cant live without it. BLUEBIRD. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fBUh3cVRozs bye bye.we are going to miss you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Harris Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Ok Vlad I'm 51 Years old and I have seen a load of pash playing for Hearts over the years. But C'mon Mate this has to be one of the worst Hearts teams that I have seen for a long time. a fairly valid point I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAYEL Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Ok Vlad I'm 51 Years old and I have seen a load of pash playing for Hearts over the years. But C'mon Mate this has to be one of the worst Hearts teams that I have seen for a long time. There is no fight from this lot, they couldnt even beat that load of Flairmeisters yesterday. I've had enough , If you can show me the same commitment that I have over the last 47 years then I will follow the team that I love, But if you sell all our best players in this transfer window,Then I give up. Please save my club, I love it and I cant live without it. BLUEBIRD. Cheer up . Great win for Cardiff yesterday. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Ok Vlad I'm 51 Years old and I have seen a load of pash playing for Hearts over the years. But C'mon Mate this has to be one of the worst Hearts teams that I have seen for a long time. There is no fight from this lot, they couldnt even beat that load of Flairmeisters yesterday. I've had enough , If you can show me the same commitment that I have over the last 47 years then I will follow the team that I love, But if you sell all our best players in this transfer window,Then I give up. Please save my club, I love it and I cant live without it. BLUEBIRD. Are you on crack? That team tried hard today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everybody loves Baz Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Ok Vlad I'm 51 Years old and I have seen a load of pash playing for Hearts over the years. But C'mon Mate this has to be one of the worst Hearts teams that I have seen for a long time. There is no fight from this lot, they couldnt even beat that load of Flairmeisters yesterday. I've had enough , If you can show me the same commitment that I have over the last 47 years then I will follow the team that I love, But if you sell all our best players in this transfer window,Then I give up. Please save my club, I love it and I cant live without it. BLUEBIRD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Ok Vlad I'm 51 Years old and I have seen a load of pash playing for Hearts over the years. But C'mon Mate this has to be one of the worst Hearts teams that I have seen for a long time. There is no fight from this lot, they couldnt even beat that load of Flairmeisters yesterday. I've had enough , If you can show me the same commitment that I have over the last 47 years then I will follow the team that I love, But if you sell all our best players in this transfer window,Then I give up. Please save my club, I love it and I cant live without it. BLUEBIRD. What pish, Not sure what game you were watching....but i guess from your post, it doesnt really matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 What pish, Not sure what game you were watching....but i guess from your post, it doesnt really matter. Unfair. I am sitting here in tears as there were only 2 bits of bacon left for my breakfast this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I'm a huge fan of the criminally insane drinking and then being let loose on the internet. As this thread shows, the results are always hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WASTREL Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Ok Vlad I'm 51 Years old and I have seen a load of pash playing for Hearts over the years. But C'mon Mate this has to be one of the worst Hearts teams that I have seen for a long time. There is no fight from this lot, they couldnt even beat that load of Flairmeisters yesterday. I've had enough , If you can show me the same commitment that I have over the last 47 years then I will follow the team that I love, But if you sell all our best players in this transfer window,Then I give up. Please save my club, I love it and I cant live without it. BLUEBIRD. ???? sorry to read that you were in a coma during the Willie Ormand and Tony Ford years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 As a fair old drinker in my time the only thing that drove me to drunken tears was a drunk breaking down in drunken tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebles jambo Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 :4_1_72: This is amazing! It's like a Peebles wind-up. nothing to do wi me:evilno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Set yourself on fire and jump off the Gorgie Stand roof. It's the only way we can be saved from this mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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