robbogoal Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'd go for Boumsong to Newcastle from Rangers. They paid around ?8m for THAT! 01 down the road too! Mixu Pattelinen, what a f***** signing ett al... Thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Beckham to LA Galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Southampton (?) signed a guy on the basis that he was George Weahs cousin. Turns out he wasn't and a lasted about 20 minutes never to be seen again! I hate to say it but we really have a few contenders. Pinilla, Beslija, Klimeck. Shevchenko to Chelsea was a dull one as was Veron to Man U. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Southampton (?) signed a guy on the basis that he was George Weahs cousin. Turns out he wasn't and a lasted about 20 minutes never to be seen again! I hate to say it but we really have a few contenders. Pinilla, Beslija, Klimeck. Shevchenko to Chelsea was a dull one as was Veron to Man U. Ali Dia is the man in question. Greame Souness sold on the idea hook line an sinker! Ravanelli at Dundee. Was past it even for the SPL and was one of the factors in bankrupting them. Tore Andre Flo - ?12million is another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Mo Berthe, never forget that day at Dens Park. Horrible. Higher profile would have to be errrrrr.............. Mo Berthe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Ali Dia is the man in question. Greame Souness sold on the idea hook line an sinker! Ravanelli at Dundee. Was past it even for the SPL and was one of the factors in bankrupting them. Tore Andre Flo - ?12million is another one. I was going to say Flo but he did actually score a fair few goals for Rangers so he wasn't completely fecking useless. (See Beslija/Pinilla) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Ross Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Miko to Hearts in terms of results he's cost us playing when he shouldn't have been playing. Scheidt at Celtic overall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$ilvery_Moon Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Rafael at Celtic has to be up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Miko to Hearts in terms of results he's cost us playing when he shouldn't have been playing. Scheidt at Celtic overall. What? Shall we just forget about the victories against Hibs and Celtic he got for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 You could fill the phone book with Old Firm duffers - Du Wei, Prodan, Rozenthal, Kancelskis, Bratbakk, Kenny Miller (both of them!). Veron at Man Utd was honking, as was Jeffers at Arsenal. My personal favourite is Clayton Donaldson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Veron is a good shout. Lentini to AC Milan was a stinker. Closer to home...... Kurkis is in the Top 3 worst ever Hearts signings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evaneo Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 A few spring to mind! Recently Spurs being one of the clubs having paid 9 mill for tht keeper gomes!! Nuno Capucho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Veron. Man Utd and Chelsea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Surely Petric has to feature on this thread somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Veron. Man Utd and Chelsea. Apart from Mo Berthe, I may just agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Martin Hayes to Celtic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macca2 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Mo Berthe, never forget that day at Dens Park. Horrible. Higher profile would have to be errrrrr.............. Mo Berthe. That was a bad day. And cold!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Shevchenko to Chelsea, surely? ?29 million (at least) for a 29/30 year old striker whose style was never going to be suited to the hustle and bustle of the Premiership. He must have been on ?100k a week plus and they'll see little in return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sconnie Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I was watching Burley's Demolition Derby last night and surely Amadou Konte has to be up there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macca2 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Hursef Musemic was one of our worst although he did score against the Jokers from ER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbogoal Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 Mo Berth has o take it so far. I remeber being at Dens and seriously thinking OMG is this what we're all about? Raveneli is that not a great signing for Scottish football? (He's a plumb tho) Lentini was a world record ?7m signing then but pish. Donaldon for them hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Mixu. Maloney to AV for ?1m! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fabuloso Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Rennes - Allan Johnstone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Mo Berth has o take it so far. I remeber being at Dens and seriously thinking OMG is this what we're all about? Raveneli is that not a great signing for Scottish football? (He's a plumb tho) Lentini was a world record ?7m signing then but pish. Donaldon for them hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Mixu. Maloney to AV for ?1m! We lost 2-0 that day to go bottom of the league. I remember the highlight of the day was some boy trying to start a fight with CPR in the carpark at Dens, before the away stand was built. Only thing I enjoyed that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbogoal Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 We lost 2-0 that day to go bottom of the league. I remember the highlight of the day was some boy trying to start a fight with CPR in the carpark at Dens, before the away stand was built. Only thing I enjoyed that day. Mate I think that game was 0-0, I might be wrong. The game I remember us losing 2- 0 was at Falkirk when Davie Weir and the Mo Johnston scored? (Roussets first game) I think we then went on a great run to finish 3rd/4th? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Mate I think that game was 0-0, I might be wrong. The game I remember us losing 2- 0 was at Falkirk when Davie Weir and the Mo Johnston scored? (Roussets first game) I think we then went on a great run to finish 3rd/4th? Could've swore we lost, however my grasp of history is pretty poor, let me check it out. Edit It was 2-0 to Dundee. http://www.londonhearts.com/scores/players/berthemohammedap.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbogoal Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 Could've swore we lost, however my grasp of history is pretty poor, let me check it out. Edit It was 2-0 to Dundee. http://www.londonhearts.com/scores/players/berthemohammedap.html Cool mate, I just remeber Big Mo, we wore white and my mate was on the bench for Hearts thatt day. Other thngs I rememeber was Whites in Dundee, and er thats it. Shocking signings though... Craig Nelson... Rafiel Sheite! Jim Weir... More to follow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Celtic paid 1.5Mill for Stuart Slater from West Ham AFTER he had failed to score in his last 51 games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Celtic paid 1.5Mill for Stuart Slater from West Ham AFTER he had failed to score in his last 51 games... He was a really good player at one point. Not quite sure what happened! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbogoal Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 OMG Hans Eskilsson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 He was a really good player at one point. Not quite sure what happened! Judging by his Wiki page he got worse and worse, starting a year before he joined Celtic (which was the pinnacle of his career, pricetag wise) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedrolister Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Daniel Prodan for Rangers, never played a game and cost them a few million! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossi_1983 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Votes for Lentini are a bit harsh, since he was an awesome player til he almost died in a car crash! Ali Dia has to be the worst. How he even made a sub appearance for Southampton (before getting subbed off!) is beyond me He was free though so wasn't too bad on the value for money front. Luque, Balaban, Grabbi, Veron and Boumsong have to be up there due to costs though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 ....Dennis Wyness - Hearts p*sh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barca-Milton Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 cant believe about 40 posts in and no one has mentioned the prolific Hans Eskilsson!!! Was he so bad we'd wiped him from our minds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbogoal Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 ....Dennis Wyness - Hearts p*sh! Were you in Basel? Any money spent on Wyness was well spent for one night only! I'll never forget bouncin the tram off the line! Or the piano bar, or hat pub, or... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Adam Virgo, Dariusz Adamczuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Were you in Basel? Any money spent on Wyness was well spent for one night only! I'll never forget bouncin the tram off the line! Or the piano bar, or hat pub, or... pah, you couldn't say much about him in his other games. he was a skiny mans Nade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT's & Irons Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Joey Beauchamp. Signed for West Ham. Moved to London from Oxford and got homesick. Ended up living in a caravan. You can't make it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Just to correct a previous poster. Lentini was a world record ?13 million. And I say Sergei Rebrov. Spurs record signing at the time. So good he ended up a reserve at (then) first division West Ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best in the land Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 mirsad beslija.... juho makela... gordan petric.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 For us, it's a toss up between Petric and Beslija. In football as a whole, it would take a lot to surpass Man Utd signing Garry Birtles from Nottingham Forest for a small fortune at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT's & Irons Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 For us, it's a toss up between Petric and Beslija. In football as a whole, it would take a lot to surpass Man Utd signing Garry Birtles from Nottingham Forest for a small fortune at the time. Aaargh. I'd forgotten Petric...Aaargh!!! Musemic, ken he scored against the Hibees but he wasn't very good at all poor thing. Who was that fat goalie that became a cop? He was awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack hmfc Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Tony Cascarino celtic ,couldnae score in a bucket of phannies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belly Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Daniel Prodan for Rangers, never played a game and cost them a few million! I was going to say Daniel Prodan, cost Rangers ?2.2 million and never kicked a ball for the first team, Now that was a waste of ?2.2 million!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WASTREL Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I'd go for Boumsong to Newcastle from Rangers. They paid around ?8m for THAT! 01 down the road too! Mixu Pattelinen, what a f***** signing ett al... Thoughts. Tore Andre Flo. Signed by Rangers from Chelsea for ?12M. Ken Bates, then Chelsea Chairman, writes about the size of this transfer offer that it was the nearest thing to happen to him that would convince him that there was a God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WASTREL Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 We lost 2-0 that day to go bottom of the league. I remember the highlight of the day was some boy trying to start a fight with CPR in the carpark at Dens, before the away stand was built. Only thing I enjoyed that day. Not to mention the whinings of the BBC radio pundit that was Charlie Mann advising Hearts supporters to "be very afraid" when he was giving the match summary of the Dunfermline game .... and you could hear his smile when he gave their winning score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Colin Cramb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Massimo Maccarone for Middlesbrough Gonzalez for Liverpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Archie White! A name that sounds like what he actually was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis Khan Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Celtic paid 1.5Mill for Stuart Slater from West Ham AFTER he had failed to score in his last 51 games... The quote at the time was..."If Slater was out fishing and fell out of the boat, he wouldn't hit the water" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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