Boof Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 "It'll be in the last place you look" - Well, duhhh. Och, no, we'll keep looking in 3 or 4 places after we find it...just for the hell of it. "The final pass let them down" - Ummm, yeah. Otherwise the team would still have the ball. "And you won't believe what's been happening behind the scenes at Tynecastle" - nuff said!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belly Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 bovvered, whateva, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Thats shan Hate that saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 ......immigrants coming over here and taking our midfield places....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff Fatman Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Fact.. - Used at the end of a sentance unerringly means exactly the opposite. End off.... - Commonly used by those who have lost an arguement but can't admit it, even to themselves. The customer is always right. - Are they heck as like, you just have to let them keep the delusion that they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 At the end of the day..... The only thing I do at the end of the day is go to my fecking bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Factor Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Fact.. - Used at the end of a sentance unerringly means exactly the opposite. End off.... - Commonly used by those who have lost an arguement but can't admit it, even to themselves. The customer is always right. - Are they heck as like, you just have to let them keep the delusion that they are. Is it not end OF?????.... as in "end OF the argument/discussion" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Is it not end OF?????.... as in "end OF the argument/discussion" Not on JKB. FACT. END OFF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Factor Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Not on JKB. FACT. END OFF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Last orders at the bar please" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 But yes you're right, it should be END OF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff Fatman Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Is it not end OF?????.... as in "end OF the argument/discussion" Splelling haas neber bean mi stron poynt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardwick1888 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Good as gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Last orders at the bar please" Closely followed by.."Wheres my money?",.."Ive got a headache" or the equally irritating "get off!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor.Arturo Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Would you like fries with that?"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Can I order a skinny latte?" Shortly followed by: "No I will not **** off, and I don't think you should talk to customers like that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "I don't mean any offence but..." Always said right before they offend you. You know this will cause offence, you even recognise this with your own voice and then you do it anyway!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Splelling haas neber bean mi stron poynt. Have you been at Morrisons for the deals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart MacD Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Absolutely", closely followed by "You've had enough". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blairdin Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Where did you last have it?" Hugely irritating female favourtite saying when bloke is looking for something. If I knew where I'd last had it, then I wouldn't have effing well lost it, would I! Fact. End of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Not a phrase but the use of the word 'banter' What's the banter? He's got good banter. His banter is ****. Or even worse when it is shortened to 'bants' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 'I can get that cheaper on the internet' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Yes, I'm SURE You're the Faither!!"... "?3.50 please" when you buy a pint in some over decorated pub in the Toon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Aye, that pretty good like!" I've found myself using it on numerous occassions and just don't know why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peebo Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 'I'm not trying to be funny, but...' never actually proceeds anything remotely amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Banter. Anyone who uses it should be mechanically castrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Some of my best friends are black" "The place is like a bomb has hit it" "please return it to myself" or any other abuse of 'myself' "just between you and I" - or other abuse of "I" when "me" is the correct word And many, many more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "It would be rubbish if we all liked the same type of music" Well, no it wouldn't because you would like everything you heard which would be great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Somebody at my work just said something about 'being 110% committed'. He narrowly escaped a twatting. Reminded me of someone I used to have to deal with a lot who frequently started sentences with the phrase, "Let's be honest" (or "to be honest"); as if we'd all been lying before then. She's now under a patio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 people on shows like deal or no deal who say "i believe things happen for a reason". yes love.... 'cos they just happen. that really boils ma soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 My little sister has just turned 13. So annoying.. her new saying is "dingied" and every sentence begins or ends with "oh my god" in a stupid American accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Something I noticed when I moved away from Edinburgh....east coasters finishing a sentence with ".....ay" (as in "You going to the game, ay") - pronounced as in 'way' .... Then, having moved away from the Weej, west coasters finishing a sentence with "....naw". (as in "You gaun tae ra gaim, naw"). Hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Away goals count as double in Europe" No they feckin' don't!!! Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 'Cheap at 1/2 the price' normally said when getting a good deal ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Away goals count as double in Europe" No they feckin' don't!!! Buffalo Bill . Love it! A 3-2 defeat could somehow turn into a glorious 3-4 away win?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "He'll not get there any quicker" as someone in a Porsche hoors passed you at 95mph. Um, yes he will coz you're driving at 12mph woman !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 the customer is always right. no they fekin well aint!!!! they are right when they are right, when they are wrong they are wrong.... which is most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "He'll not get there any quicker" as someone in a Porsche hoors passed you at 95mph. Um, yes he will coz you're driving at 12mph woman !!! it's true though! bet she catches the Porsche up by the next traffic lights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Not a phrase but the use of the word 'banter' What's the banter? He's got good banter. His banter is ****. Or even worse when it is shortened to 'bants' I heard someone the other day saying her bloke was great at banter WTF that does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "McCallum, it's your feckin round" usually does my head in:sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgieboy Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Feckin CRIMBO .....dunno where this originated ....feckin Brookside or something...someone mentioned chemical castration...too feckin good for anyone using this crappy scouse sheeit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Feckin CRIMBO .....dunno where this originated ....feckin Brookside or something...someone mentioned chemical castration...too feckin good for anyone using this crappy scouse sheeit I concur! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roop Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 'awesome' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I heard someone the other day saying her bloke was great at banter WTF that does that mean? You mis-heard. She was saying that he was good at "backdoor" I think we both know WTF that means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Cheap as chips." It's not even right. The price of a bag of chips these days is bloody ridiculous. Also, "Cool as" as in "cool as feck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 You mis-heard. She was saying that he was good at "backdoor" I think we both know WTF that means FFS! Since when did having a laugh and a decent chat with your mates have to be categorised as 'banter' It's when folk say stuff like, are you coming out for a 'banter' Cocks END OF FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 bovvered, whateva, Same for me, does ma' heid in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Also the tossers that turn up at meetings and try and drop in their newly learnt 'buzzword' from the USA, SYNERGY in any sentence or saying, being the most feckin annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 When people refer to other people as peeps Bloody hate it when people say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Lets take that offline" whilst in the middle of a meeting does my chebs in. Whoever thought that one up, requires shooting in the testicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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