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Neil Pointon?

 

Did we used to sing about him and Dani Behr or am I imagining it?

 

And were there any grounds for suggesting that he had a frisson with her?

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I've got it.

 

Giles Roussett is in our goal,

Lockie wears the captains band

Neil Pointon shags Dani Behr

Weir's the best man in the land

 

and so on...

 

Must have been around '96?

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I've got it.

 

Giles Roussett is in our goal,

Lockie wears the captains band

Neil Pointon shags Dani Behr

Weir's the best man in the land

 

and so on...

 

Must have been around '96?

 

Yeah I remember that I think it just refers to the fact that Behr was well known for having flings with footballers, I doubt Pointon was actually involved with her.

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I P Knightley
Neil Pointon?

 

Did we used to sing about him and Dani Behr or am I imagining it?

 

And were there any grounds for suggesting that he had a frisson with her?

 

She had a reputation that made it statistically 'quite likely' that she was frissoning any footballer chosen at random.

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I say it would be rude not too and probably very rude to do so.

 

dani_behr_123_12.jpg

 

Didnt she do morning TV, almost certain a few early risers were sorted out over her.

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I P Knightley
I say it would be rude not too and probably very rude to do so.

 

 

 

Didnt she do morning TV, almost certain a few early risers were sorted out over her.

 

:D once

 

and

 

:D again.

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The People's Chimp
I say it would be rude not too and probably very rude to do so.

dani_behr_123_12.jpg

 

Didnt she do morning TV, almost certain a few early risers were sorted out over her.

 

Very true.

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The Mighty Thor
I say it would be rude not too and probably very rude to do so.

 

dani_behr_123_12.jpg

 

Didnt she do morning TV, almost certain a few early risers were sorted out over her.

 

You'd be in as tatties and oot as chips!

 

Yes please! :)

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I'm not sure where my mate got this one, maybe the Hearts fans sang it at one stage but when we're out quite often he'll burst into song singing

 

He's here, he's there, he's shagging Dani Behr, Neil McCann, Neil McCann.

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If thats a bloke, then I'm gay!!!

 

:dribble:

 

Heh big man, now you have come out of the closet, do you want me to spread the word in the town of your birth. :eek::ohmy::secret:

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Gavsy Van Gaverson
I'm not sure where my mate got this one, maybe the Hearts fans sang it at one stage but when we're out quite often he'll burst into song singing

 

He's here, he's there, he's shagging Dani Behr, Neil McCann, Neil McCann.

 

This song was actually made up when she was going out with Ryan Giggs in the early 90s.

 

Although you can replace Giggs with any other footballer's name, as she was a bit of a bike in her younger days

 

:P

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Brian Whittaker's Tache

She was doing the dirty with Les Ferdinand for a while and had to phone a friend after their first encounter to express her amazement to a third party at the volume of Big Les's trouser contents

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Nice. Do you ever get to see her gash?

 

Nae beef curtains, sorry mate - I blame Kingston.

 

Liths GTF. Vlad oot, Dani In.

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