Generic Username Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Lets get a KB one on the cards. I'll sort out the raffle and non-existant TV. Who else can pitch in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I've got a spare scart lead for the non existent TV as an added extra. Guaranteed to sell a few more tickets now AS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Ooh ooh! Can I be the one that spills lager on the floor and falls over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 We need a strange badly dressed man to sing Cheer Up Sleepy Jean, preferably with a comedy tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted November 14, 2008 Author Share Posted November 14, 2008 I've got a spare scart lead for the non existent TV as an added extra. Guaranteed to sell a few more tickets now AS I read that really fast first time and thought you were offering a led scarf and wondered "who the **** would want a led scarf!?!?" But I've checked again and it's a scart lead, my bad. In all seriousness though my friends, lets all just get together and talk about who we hate online in the comfort of a boozer. It's great fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I'm up for it, even if it's just you and me mate (that wasn't meant to sound like I was asking you on a date ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAYEL Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Ooh ooh! Can I be the one that spills lager on the floor and falls over? If its a new carpet i'am your man. It always been my party trick. If looks could kill. Sounds good Good to put a face to a moaner . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barby Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I am well known for my canapes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAYEL Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I am well known for my canapes YORKIE !! Its planned for the Western. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted November 15, 2008 Author Share Posted November 15, 2008 I'm up for it, even if it's just you and me mate (that wasn't meant to sound like I was asking you on a date ) I think it should just be and you Johh. We're the kool kids round here. So kool we spell "cool" with a K. FACT.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted November 15, 2008 Author Share Posted November 15, 2008 Ooh ooh! Can I be the one that spills lager on the floor and falls over? I was hoping we could have it at a boozer and not at my house so you don't wreck the place and drop tobacco all over the place you horrible horrible drunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I could "grab a handful" of tubby secretaries! Fairy wings - ?20 extra Obscene cleavage - ?50 extra Emotional meltdown at end of night - no added charge Failing that ive got Jeff Becks "Hi Ho Silver Lining" on standby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I think it should just be and you Johh. We're the kool kids round here. So kool we spell "cool" with a K. FACT.com As long as you bring some of what you've been drinking tonight mate it should be a belter!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted November 15, 2008 Author Share Posted November 15, 2008 As long as you bring some of what you've been drinking tonight mate it should be a belter!! Petrol it is my good man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Lets get a KB one on the cards. I'll sort out the raffle and non-existant TV. Who else can pitch in can i do the parachute jump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 If you hire out Agenda in Corstorphine I swear to god I will **** in all your pints glasses. Merry Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven98 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I'll bring a proper manager...sorry, I meant manger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I'll bring a proper manager...sorry, I meant manger. Thats not how you spell minger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Have to get the karaoke back again this time though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAYEL Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Have to get the karaoke back again this time though... Listening to Devo and reading this thread nothing is making any sense Up for work in 4 hrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAYEL Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Have to get the karaoke back again this time though... Red M Well done in getting involved in the " friends of " If you need any volunteers give me a shout. :) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Listening to Devo and reading this thread nothing is making any sense Up for work in 4 hrs You're listening to Il Divo? Oh, the shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Red M Well done in getting involved in the " friends of " If you need any volunteers give me a shout. :) . All welcome, the more the merrier as they say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAYEL Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 You're listening to Il Divo? Oh, the shame. No No No no no The real we are not men .......... We are D.E.V.O. Yeah i know even worse but........... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I'd rather stick red hot needles in my sack than meet any of you losers. Especially Eddie Yates Mitchell. Bunch of cocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I'd rather stick red hot needles in my sack than meet any of you losers. Especially Eddie Yates Mitchell. Bunch of cocks. I was going to bake you a cake, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I was going to bake you a cake, too. A "special" cake? I may reconsider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 A "special" cake? I may reconsider. Well aye. Special in that it'll look and taste like someone from a special school made it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Well aye. Special in that it'll look and taste like someone from a special school made it. Tee hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I'd batter every last one of you if I ever saw you in real life. Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I'd batter every last one of you if I ever saw you in real life. Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I'd batter every last one of you if I ever saw you in real life. Buffalo Bill . In your dreams baldy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I'd batter every last one of you if I ever saw you in real life. Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I'd love to meet you all but unfortunately I'm busy that night. Er, when is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 The missus has offered to do some sausage rolls but I can't guarantee they wouldn't all be eaten by the time I got there. Seeing it's a Christmas party we could maybe get some hobos to do a bit of a mince by, err I mean mince pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 In your dreams baldy. You'd be first over my knee ya Fife Fun-boy. Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 God, does that mean I need to do my "pretend to be sleeping in a taxi and then smash glasses (accidentally of course) at the house" trick again ? Pfft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 You'd be first over my knee ya Fife Fun-boy. Buffalo Bill . Easy tiger, I don't want you getting a ladder in your stockings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 God, does that mean I need to do my "pretend to be sleeping in a taxi and then smash glasses (accidentally of course) at the house" trick again ? Pfft It would seem so. I do still have photographic evidence of the original taxi incident but they could do with being updated.... Oy..actually...shouldn't you admin types be organising something for your lovely members anyway? Didn't you also mention something about cracking open the JKB kitty to buy each of us a drink too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoxyjambo Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I'd batter every last one of you if I ever saw you in real life. Buffalo Bill . That sounds like yer brother talking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 It would seem so. I do still have photographic evidence of the original taxi incident but they could do with being updated.... Oy..actually...shouldn't you admin types be organising something for your lovely members anyway? Didn't you also mention something about cracking open the JKB kitty to buy each of us a drink too? C`mon mods! This guys flagrantly questioning your collective generosity. Thats over 5 hours now and NO REPLY! Dont want people besmirching your good name, or worse...implying your tight!...Do you? Questions need to be asked! I,personaly, would have this usurper flung in my darkest dungeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven98 Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I,personaly, would have this usurper flung in my darkest dungeon. Easy there Dix.. "tiger" and "tail" and all that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Easy there Dix.. "tiger" and "tail" and all that... Just a bit of friendly banter. In no way do i want to see Mr M incarcerated. Obviously the mods are still trying to remember where they buried the JKB Kitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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