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Toxteth O'Grady
Which sad team often incorrectly claims many firsts in uk or world football?

 

They were the first football team in the world, they had to play with themselves, some things never change

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Which Edinburgh football team are the darlings of the media, because the media hates Edinburgh's darlings ?

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You are the illigitimate, inbred child of an unemployed benefit receiver. You have an intravenous drug habit and live in a cardboard box. You have an inferiority complex and suffer delusions about sexy football and think being the first to wear the green or having an electronic scoreboard are things to be proud of despite not having won the Scottish Cup since 1902. You have a massive chip on your shoulder because your city rivals have won the Scottish Cup twice in your lifetime, have a better stadium, better players, better fans. Your club is a feeder for the Old Firm, you have still not recovered from losing to Livingston in the CIS Cup Final (badly) and seeing your team humiliated by your local rivals in the biggest Derby of the last 50 years - you went to the game dressed in fancy dress as a plastic chair. Your most succesful manager of recent times peeled bananas with his feet, the one after that was a sit up doing square headed fantasist who would have eaten himself if he was chocolate and the current incumbent looks like he ate a duvet and four pillows for his tea last night. You are a supporter of...

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If you have the urge to manage a team but have no people skills at all and cannot make friends and influence people then there may soon be a vacancy at....?

 

or

 

If you hate the thought of authority and like to **** your boss off, stir **** behind his back, oh and like to think you can play football, where would you more than likely find employment?

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You are the illigitimate, inbred child of an unemployed benefit receiver. You have an intravenous drug habit and live in a cardboard box. You have an inferiority complex and suffer delusions about sexy football and think being the first to wear the green or having an electronic scoreboard are things to be proud of despite not having won the Scottish Cup since 1902. You have a massive chip on your shoulder because your city rivals have won the Scottish Cup twice in your lifetime, have a better stadium, better players, better fans. Your club is a feeder for the Old Firm, you have still not recovered from losing to Livingston in the CIS Cup Final (badly) and seeing your team humiliated by your local rivals in the biggest Derby of the last 50 years - you went to the game dressed in fancy dress as a plastic chair. Your most succesful manager of recent times peeled bananas with his feet, the one after that was a sit up doing square headed fantasist who would have eaten himself if he was chocolate and the current incumbent looks like he ate a duvet and four pillows for his tea last night. You are a supporter of...

 

:):):):):):):):):):)

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You are the illigitimate, inbred child of an unemployed benefit receiver. You have an intravenous drug habit and live in a cardboard box. You have an inferiority complex and suffer delusions about sexy football and think being the first to wear the green or having an electronic scoreboard are things to be proud of despite not having won the Scottish Cup since 1902. You have a massive chip on your shoulder because your city rivals have won the Scottish Cup twice in your lifetime, have a better stadium, better players, better fans. Your club is a feeder for the Old Firm, you have still not recovered from losing to Livingston in the CIS Cup Final (badly) and seeing your team humiliated by your local rivals in the biggest Derby of the last 50 years - you went to the game dressed in fancy dress as a plastic chair. Your most succesful manager of recent times peeled bananas with his feet, the one after that was a sit up doing square headed fantasist who would have eaten himself if he was chocolate and the current incumbent looks like he ate a duvet and four pillows for his tea last night. You are a supporter of...

 

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which "football" club, worldwide, have the highest proportion of peg sellers within their support

 

Probably Celtic actually :D

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