Henry's right glove Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 http://home.wanadoo.nl/maarten.geluk/songs/hearts.html Many of you may know these songs already but a lot probably don't as you don't hear them sung any more - some are probably better left where they are!! However there are some corkers in here including the below verse to the "My Way/Europe" song that i haven't heard before which i think is hilarious. The "Green Machine", fae sunny leith, just cannae win the nation's trophy Titanic's drowned, ten monarch's crowned but if you like, the Hearts could show ye You're goin' down you Hibbee clowns, to visit dumps like Clyde and Brechin Oh can't you see, you'll always be, Auld Reekie's wee team! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Hey Jude, don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better remember to let her into your heart, then you can start to make it better... better... better... better... (Sung to the Beatles tune "Hey Jude") Dont know why this made me laugh perhaps the fact the words dont change but it still tells you its sung to the orginal tune! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 That was a good read (and sing song to myself). I always thougth it was .............'to hear Hearts fans in the snow.......in the snow' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 http://home.wanadoo.nl/maarten.geluk/songs/hearts.html Many of you may know these songs already but a lot probably don't as you don't hear them sung any more - some are probably better left where they are!! However there are some corkers in here including the below verse to the "My Way/Europe" song that i haven't heard before which i think is hilarious. The "Green Machine", fae sunny leith, just cannae win the nation's trophy Titanic's drowned, ten monarch's crowned but if you like, the Hearts could show ye You're goin' down you Hibbee clowns, to visit dumps like Clyde and Brechin Oh can't you see, you'll always be, Auld Reekie's wee team! ALTERNATIVE LYRICS . . .. we all can laugh at hibs when we play chelsea , metz or inter they'll travel far to see stranraer or visit airdrie in the winter while hearts go marching on we'll show the hibs the way to do it they'll lose to ayr but we dont care were going to europe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickmaroon Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 But where was that appalling version of the Hokey Cokey from those dark, dark First Division days?? Actually, no, forget i asked .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sex Panther Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 A fine wee lad, a bonny wee lad, a bonny wee John Colquhoun He put the ball in the Hibees net and we went over the moon He put it past Jim Leighton, cos he's a F***** Balloon We are the Jam Tarts................and we're the talk o the toon Not sure what tune it actually is(def not My Way), but I've alweays liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EIEIO Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 A fine wee lad, a bonny wee lad, a bonny wee John ColquhounHe put the ball in the Hibees net and we went over the moon He put it past Jim Leighton, cos he's a F***** Balloon We are the Jam Tarts................and we're the talk o the toon Not sure what tune it actually is(def not My Way), but I've alweays liked it. Bonnie Wee Jeannie Mccoll is the tune. http://scottishparodies.tripod.com/lyricsandfreesonglyrics/id72.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 bring back: it's magic, you know-oh, there's gonny be gorgie aggro... eammon bannon shoots like a cannon, na na na na na naaaa, eammon bannon shoots like a cannon, na na na na na naaa... bring them back this instant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 bring back: it's magic, you know-oh, there's gonny be gorgie aggro... eammon bannon shoots like a cannon, na na na na na naaaa, eammon bannon shoots like a cannon, na na na na na naaa... bring them back this instant. You are a right spooky character Mr Victorian. "magic".."bring them back".."undertaking"..."crypts" You go down the "old town" after dark for kicks dont you ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Donald Ford, Donald Ford Give us a goal, gives a goal Donald Ford, Donald Ford Give us a goal. a goal, a goal. (Seventies classic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 You are a right spooky character Mr Victorian. "magic".."bring them back".."undertaking"..."crypts" You go down the "old town" after dark for kicks dont you ??? burke & hare were good mates of mine i'll have you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest juvehearts Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 His name is Drew Bubsy the talk of the north he plays at tynecastle, just over the forth......... quality tune! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowestjambo Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Donald Ford, Donald FordGive us a goal, gives a goal Donald Ford, Donald Ford Give us a goal. a goal, a goal. (Seventies classic) To the Laurel and Hardy tune...remember it well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsalllaughathobos Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 some classics,had a good wee sing song. cheers for posting that. had forgot about half of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Young Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 If you are going to mention the alternative version, at least post the full one. Linlithgow & District Hearts/ No Idle Talk version. 1998 VERSION (same tune) We all can laugh at Hibs When we play Chelsea, Metz or Inter They'll travel far, to see Stranraer and visit Airdrie in the winter. While Hearts, go marching on and show the Hibs the way to do it, they lost at Ayr, and we don't care, we're going to Europe. Those days, not far away when we will reach the heights of glory. We'll follow Hearts through foreign parts and Gorgie boys will tell the story. How we scored three, at Napoli took care of Bierhoff and Vi?erri when we're overseas, the Hibs will watch us on the telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Young Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 If you've got plenty time on your hands, we used to sing this song from start to finish and it is really good in front of an audience with the hand movements. Good one for the last train home! We've got Henry Hands number one (wave hands in the air) We've got Henry Hands number one We've got Henry Hands number one We've got the best team in the land We've got Zico Kidd number two We've got Zico Kidd number two We've got Zico Kidd number two We've got the best team in the land We've got (whistling noise) Whittaker number 3 we've got (whistling noise) Whittaker number 3 We've got (whistling noise) Whittaker number 3 We've got the best team in the land We've got SSssssssandy Jardine number four We've got SSssssssandy Jardine number four We've got SSssssssandy Jardine number four We've got the best team in the land We've got Chuck Berry number five (pretend to strum guitar) We've got Chuck Berry number five We've got Chuck Berry number five We've got the best team in the land We've got Classy Craigie number six (run your fingers sexily through your hair) We've got Classy Craigie number six We've got Classy Craigie number six We've got the best team in the land A fine wee lad, a bonnie wee lad is bonnie wee Johnny Colquhoun, he scored against United and we were over the moon. He put the ball past Thompson 'cos he's a ******ing goon I am a Hearts fan, this is a Hearts fans tune. We've got The wee black ******* number eight We've got The wee black ******* number eight We've got The wee black ******* number eight We've got the best team in the land We've got Puff Candy number nine (imitate smoking cigarette) We've got Puff Candy number nine We've got Puff Candy number nine We've got the best team in the land We've got the Centre Spot number ten (point to Haymarket area) We've got the Centre Spot number ten We've got the Centre Spot number ten We've got the best team in the land We've Robbo Robbo Robbo Robbo Robbo Robbo Robertson John Robertson, John Robertso...o..n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie-Brown Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 They're the worst team in the town, in the town Alex Miller is a clown, he's a clown Gordon Rae is known to be gay and Eric Schaedler's six feet down (bang bang) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valentinho Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 http://home.wanadoo.nl/maarten.geluk/songs/hearts.html Many of you may know these songs already but a lot probably don't as you don't hear them sung any more - some are probably better left where they are!! However there are some corkers in here including the below verse to the "My Way/Europe" song that i haven't heard before which i think is hilarious. The "Green Machine", fae sunny leith, just cannae win the nation's trophy Titanic's drowned, ten monarch's crowned but if you like, the Hearts could show ye You're goin' down you Hibbee clowns, to visit dumps like Clyde and Brechin Oh can't you see, you'll always be, Auld Reekie's wee team! Great to see this again. I penned it in 2004 and posted it on the old Kickback. Lost the lyrics, so good to see it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Hello, Hello we are the Gorgie boys Hello, Hello you'll know us by our noise We're up to our knees in hibee blood Surrender or you'll die For we are the Gorgie bovver boys Lovely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almack Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 They're the worst team in the town, in the townAlex Miller is a clown, he's a clown Gordon Rae is known to be gay and Eric Schaedler's six feet down (bang bang) Was singing a variation of this to my Hobo brother all weekend, although it was.... Tortolano likes it brown, likes it brown, Eddie Mae is rumoured to be gay etc How we laughed. Well I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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