speedbump Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Arsenal players were involved in a furious post-match bust-up following Wednesday's 4-4 draw with local rivals Tottenham. (The Sun) :p:p:p:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 My grandmother died a week and a half ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickyheart Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I Love Lamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambonian Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I blame Kingston too!!.....er...what are we talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest juvehearts Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 i blame big jock after all he knew! juve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 It has been proved by some that kingston was instrumental in starting the war on Iraq, sadly those documents are official secrets but are true. Booooo Kingston and his illegal war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 i blame big jock after all he knew! juve I too have heard he was aware. Perhaps a certain poster who loves a conspiracy can post to confirm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted October 31, 2008 Author Share Posted October 31, 2008 He was fully briefed:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 He was fully briefed:rolleyes: or de-briefed perhaps!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted October 31, 2008 Author Share Posted October 31, 2008 or de-briefed perhaps!!! Oh matron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Damn Kingston,why didnt he stop my tree from blowing over last week...the clown:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted October 31, 2008 Author Share Posted October 31, 2008 Damn Kingston,why didnt he stop my tree from blowing over last week...the clown:) Too lazy. FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Damn Kingston,why didnt he stop my tree from blowing over last week...the clown:) He had the chance, he just decided not to, what a hateful little man. Booooooooooo Kingston TREE MURDERER!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 don't blame it on the sunshine... don't blame it on the moonlight... don't blame it on the good times... blame it on zaliukas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 More than one million older people say they often or always feel lonely, a report by Help the Aged suggests. The charity found more than a third of older people in the UK, including half of women aged over 65, now lived alone. Nearly half a million pensioners only leave their houses once a week and a further 300,000 are entirely housebound, the report says. BBC NEWS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 don't blame it on the sunshine...don't blame it on the moonlight... don't blame it on the good times... blame it on zaliukas 9 times out of ten though, that is probably the case. Sorry for the exageration, 8 out of ten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Also on the BBC News site: Killings, rapes and looting have been reported around Goma Bang out of order IMO. Wage thief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Too lazy. FACT! To lazy to stand holding a tree in a gale,whats the world coming to:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 An ambulance crashed in stirling today,landing in a garden after destroying a tree and a BT exchange box(wires everywhere). Apparently a taxi pulled out on them,but I heard it was Larry driving the taxi!!(watch the newspapers coz some of this is true)(not telling what bits though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 DNA analysis of ancient potato leaves has forced scientists to re-think their theories about the origin of the Irish potato famine. A Ghanian fungus is the more likely culprit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 9 times out of ten though, that is probably the case. Sorry for the exageration, 8 out of ten You,ve been told a million times about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 DNA analysis of ancient potato leaves has forced scientists to re-think their theories about the origin of the Irish potato famine. A Ghanian fungus is the more likely culprit. Did you read in the paper about the naked vicar who was changing his curtains when he fell and landed on a potato which got stuck up his rear end??? Amazing that,to fall and land on a random object which goes straight up yer jacksie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 In February 1981 Ultravox's "Vienna" was prevented from becoming a number one single by Joe Dolce's novelty hit "Shaddap You Face". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 There's a well known rumour that the Princess Diana autopsy showed her to be pregnant. What's less well known was that the baby had dreadlocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Turns out Kingston shot Franz Ferdinand. The Black Hand was literal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Turns out Kingston shot Franz Ferdinand. The Black Hand was literal I wondered why they hadn't been in the charts lately. Well done Larry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I wondered why they hadn't been in the charts lately. Well done Larry. I doff my cap to you sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 I've heard that a well-known Ghanaian sports star has not taken part in his usual duties recently as he is currently in the US, rigging the elections. No matter who wins, it'll be weird that this un-named Hearts player has had a hand in stopping the other guy. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deodato Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 I blame Kingston 100 percent for the death of Bobby Ewing in Dallas. In fact, he only came back to life once Kingston was subsituted. Deodato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deodato Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Can I also add that Kingston carried at least some of the blame for Franz Ferdinands death too, and look where that got us. But I've got it on a good source that he was not on the Grassy Knol in Dallas - hence could not of been blamed for part of any JFK conspiracy. Deodato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Woeful performance from the JT's yesterday. You know where to point the finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest juvehearts Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Woeful performance from the JT's yesterday. You know where to point the finger. don't blame it on the sunshine... don't blame it on the moonlight... don't blame it on the good times... blame it on zaliukas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 My cat just bit me on the chin when I picked the chubby little fecker up. Naturally my first instinct is to blame Kingston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 I saw Kingston coming out of the bank a few weeks ago and lo and behold there's now apparently a credit crunchie or something happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 I saw Kingston coming out of the bank a few weeks ago and lo and behold there's now apparently a credit crunchie or something happening. Was it HBOS? He was probably in there thieving wages... The mystery of the "technical glitch" now becomes clear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deodato Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Hmmm I recal hearing him, or someone who looks quite like him from a distance, muttering about how he was going to 'Manage the Float' whislt the cash was in escrow. I thought it was a refence to floating the cross in, not so it seems. Want to know where the interest earned went? Now you know. Was it HBOS? He was probably in there thieving wages... The mystery of the "technical glitch" now becomes clear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Steve McQueen died exactly 28 years ago on Friday That was the exact same day that Larry Kingston was born I haven't checked fully but I believe that someone else has died every day since then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 I blame the red ultras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Steve McQueen died exactly 28 years ago on Friday That was the exact same day that Larry Kingston was born I haven't checked fully but I believe that someone else has died every day since then. That just made me laugh out loud! And im a miserable Noel Hunt My curry took 2 hours to be delivered tonight, driver phoned in sick. Guess who! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deodato Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I blame the red ultras I think you'll find that the original name of the red ultras, at their most feared, was the (ahem) 'dread ultras'. Don't ask me why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Does it annoy anyone else that chewits are like half the size they were twenty years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted November 4, 2008 Author Share Posted November 4, 2008 Wee Larry Knew:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 It doesn't annoy Larry Kingston. He's was too lazy to chew a whole Chewit in 1988. I like your style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deodato Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Does it annoy anyone else that chewits are like half the size they were twenty years ago? It used to annoy me that I never knew who was responsible for making them cola bottle sweeties appear like a bottle that was only half full of cola. I mean who got there first and tampered with the stock before they went on sale for 2p a shot? Case closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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