Norm Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 As I have turned 30 today, I got absolutely hammered last night to celebrate still being in my twenties. Currently feeling rough as hell and still a little bit pished. The worst part is I have no idea what I did, the missus is at work, there's a basin in my bedroom, a mop and bucket in the hall and bedsheets (clean) hanging up to dry in the kitchen. Could kickbackers please inform me, via the poll, what actually happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 wheres the option spewed everywhere, pished everywhere and deficated in the bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki 74 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 As I have turned 30 today, I got absolutely hammered last night to celebrate still being in my twenties. Currently feeling rough as hell and still a little bit pished. The worst part is I have no idea what I did, the missus is at work, there's a basin in my bedroom, a mop and bucket in the hall and bedsheets (clean) hanging up to dry in the kitchen. Could kickbackers please inform me, via the poll, what actually happened? Happy Birthday. Hope you have a better 30th birthday than me, I was pregnant when I turned 30, I did however make up for it once I,d had my son:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 wheres the option spewed everywhere, pished everywhere and deficated in the bed And she has cancelled the wedding. All in all it sounds like a good night out:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Where's the "Went to pump her but pished and spewed all over her" option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 As I have turned 30 today Ah, it is today. I've left you a message on your phone mate. Happy birthday. As for your poll, I think you'll have done something far worse than the options you've listed. Do the neighbours have a dog? Was Nuds ma there? Tell me there wasn't a pair of red cords lying on your bedroom floor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigCGilmour Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I had a mate who came in and P!shed all over the tv and video/dvd, thereafter he used to put his table in front of the Tv to protect it..... also stood at the top of the stairs and p!shed all the way down them..... in fact I could go on and on but am too busy laughing......................... needless to say he is a hobo!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 Ah, it is today. I've left you a message on your phone mate. Happy birthday. As for your poll, I think you'll have done something far worse than the options you've listed. Do the neighbours have a dog? Was Nuds ma there? Tell me there wasn't a pair of red cords lying on your bedroom floor! Damn! Forgot the "Pumped neighbours dog" option! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambosimmy Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Where's the "Went to pump her but pished and spewed all over her" option? HAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 or your missus got pished at home and **** the bed and puked everywhere and washed it up early doors before going to work...women can be right sneaky bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irontart Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 All this eh and you find yourself nextdoor!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 all of the above. nice work! & happy birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Where's the option All of the above? Last time I pished the bed was on my 22nd Birthday after 13 bottles of Newcastle. Luckily I still had the prescence of mind to blame it on my bird who was mare pished than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Doesn't seem to be an option for "posted pointless thread". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Where's the "Went on KB and got into trouble option"? Or is that just me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makateer Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 This has actually cheered me up as I had a similar experience this morning. Remember 1am and then nothing. My jacket is still in City nightclub and it's not open until tomorrow night. Hope I didn't upset the bouncers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted October 31, 2008 Author Share Posted October 31, 2008 Well, the missus came home last night and it turns out the winner is......... pi$hed in the corner. Yes, it appears that, after being found slumped on the pavement outside my work, asleep, my missus had to drag my sorry a$$ home, while I called her every name under the sun as she wouldn't let me sit down. Turns out that about 3am I wolk up and peed in the corner of our bedroom and ended up getting very angry with the wardobe because it wouldn't flush. She eventually had to sleep on the couch as my drunken snoring afterwards was keeping her up. Ach weel, at least I had a good time...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Well, the missus came home last night and it turns out the winner is......... pi$hed in the corner. Yes, it appears that, after being found slumped on the pavement outside my work, asleep, my missus had to drag my sorry a$$ home, while I called her every name under the sun as she wouldn't let me sit down. Turns out that about 3am I wolk up and peed in the corner of our bedroom and ended up getting very angry with the wardobe because it wouldn't flush. She eventually had to sleep on the couch as my drunken snoring afterwards was keeping her up. Ach weel, at least I had a good time...... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aWlsWbPhS3M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Well, the missus came home last night and it turns out the winner is......... pi$hed in the corner. Yes, it appears that, after being found slumped on the pavement outside my work, asleep, my missus had to drag my sorry a$$ home, while I called her every name under the sun as she wouldn't let me sit down. Turns out that about 3am I wolk up and peed in the corner of our bedroom and ended up getting very angry with the wardobe because it wouldn't flush. She eventually had to sleep on the couch as my drunken snoring afterwards was keeping her up. Ach weel, at least I had a good time...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Well, the missus came home last night and it turns out the winner is......... pi$hed in the corner. Yes, it appears that, after being found slumped on the pavement outside my work, asleep, my missus had to drag my sorry a$$ home, while I called her every name under the sun as she wouldn't let me sit down. Turns out that about 3am I wolk up and peed in the corner of our bedroom and ended up getting very angry with the wardobe because it wouldn't flush. She eventually had to sleep on the couch as my drunken snoring afterwards was keeping her up. Ach weel, at least I had a good time...... Thanks for the update. Please let us know next time you do something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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