Hagar the Horrible Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I have just been given made up notes from Ukio Bankas. The Hibs fans are planning on waving them at us on sunday. I have to say they are pretty good and quite funny, It has a picture of Vlad with "I promise to pay the bearer as late as possible" on it Still winning the Scottish Cup....... priceless, they are going to be gutted when the debt is anounced that it is well below the ?20m the hoboeconomists and the press will have a full systems crash going unable to compute, They will have the human version of the blue screen of death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I have just been given made up notes from Ukio Bankas. The Hibs fans are planning on waving them at us on sunday. I have to say they are pretty good and quite funny, It has a picture of Vlad with "I promise to pay the bearer as late as possible" on it Still winning the Scottish Cup....... priceless, they are going to be gutted when the debt is anounced that it is well below the ?20m the hoboeconomists and the press will have a full systems crash going unable to compute, They will have the human version of the blue screen of death! typical half-assed wind up attempt by the unimaginative maggots. i hope you are proved right about the debt figure when the a/c's are known, there could be a few surprised and disappointed people... hopefully not us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAYEL Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I have just been given made up notes from Ukio Bankas. The Hibs fans are planning on waving them at us on sunday. I have to say they are pretty good and quite funny, It has a picture of Vlad with "I promise to pay the bearer as late as possible" on it Still winning the Scottish Cup....... priceless, they are going to be gutted when the debt is anounced that it is well below the ?20m the hoboeconomists and the press will have a full systems crash going unable to compute, They will have the human version of the blue screen of death! The real notes are in Petries back pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Remember the rugby balls? They were right about them as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 The real notes are in Petries back pocket. Magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I'll be sure to take my sniper scope to Easter Road on Sunday so I can actually see what's on these wee bits of paper that are being waved around. There will no doubt be a few nuggets who take it for real money and go running out the stadium to try and buy some nappies for the kid they've just fathered with their wee sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I would rather we made a missing poster with the scottish cup in the middle. Missing Scottish cup last seen on a horse drawn open top bus in 1901 Reports have been heard of it being in the gorgie area in 1998 and 2006. If found please return to R. Petrie and check out the window for airborn snout nosed creatures (otherwise known as hibs fans.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 As long as we **** them.That will do for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Fuds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 They'll just look like trumpets, as per usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochend Brazil Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Wonder if the Dean Sheilds pirate flag with be flown in return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambosimmy Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Wonder if the Dean Sheilds pirate flag with be flown in return. Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammyblow Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Can I suggest that all those going to Fester Road wave some genuine sterling notes back at them. ?5 should be enough as I doubt they have ever seen anything greater than a ?2 coin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Wow. Such wit! Such imagination! And from the comedy gods who also brought us "staying in at your rival's ground after a defeat" aka "we really showed them this time" as well as "oor buses goat turned aroond on the m8" and "o'connor wasn't playing so it didn't count." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Harris Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Ouch you mean Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted October 16, 2008 Author Share Posted October 16, 2008 The Image is too big to let me put it on here, but I have printed loads off to wave back, and I am bringing along loads of Pegs to wave back at them too:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Larry Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Wonder if the Dean Sheilds pirate flag with be flown in return. In jest or not, there's no need for that mate. I assume you don't know anyone with a disability! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Are they really going to do that? I'll be crying myself to sleep on Sunday night if so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 What about getting pictures of Cher to wave at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbster Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I have just been given made up notes from Ukio Bankas. The Hibs fans are planning on waving them at us on sunday. I have to say they are pretty good and quite funny, It has a picture of Vlad with "I promise to pay the bearer as late as possible" on it Still winning the Scottish Cup....... priceless, they are going to be gutted when the debt is anounced that it is well below the ?20m the hoboeconomists and the press will have a full systems crash going unable to compute, They will have the human version of the blue screen of death! Maybe we should retort by launching rugby balls back at them to remind them how that "jolly jape" of theirs at easter road came to fruition. I'd imagine it's going to be quite a novelty for the junkie **** to have counterfeit goods in their hands aswell as on their backs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rods Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 least they will have something to cry into when we hump them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boabyarsebiscuit Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Hibs fans are idiots. Don't they know the only reason Vlad refuses to pay bills (and sometimes the players' wages) is to get it up the Scottish media? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I remember spotting two of my mates waving shan CIS Cup cut outs in the terracing before THAT game. Oh how I laughed when they were no where to be seen for the parade. How exactly are we going to see these fake notes then? Have they thought about that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Wow. Such wit! Such imagination! And from the comedy gods who also brought us "staying in at your rival's ground after a defeat" aka "we really showed them this time" as well as "oor buses goat turned aroond on the m8" and "o'connor wasn't playing so it didn't count." One of my all time favourites. Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feeno Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 In jest or not, there's no need for that mate. I assume you don't know anyone with a disability! There's always one thats got to be "the voice of reason" eh. Grow a pair and have a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 How many of the neds will try and use the fake notes to buy their half time pie and methadone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Just turn up with little plastic bags full of talcum powder and wave it at them. A few thousand of us doing that should drive them wild! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobbyshambles Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I have just been given made up notes from Ukio Bankas. The Hibs fans are planning on waving them at us on sunday. I have to say they are pretty good and quite funny, It has a picture of Vlad with "I promise to pay the bearer as late as possible" on it Still winning the Scottish Cup....... priceless, they are going to be gutted when the debt is anounced that it is well below the ?20m the hoboeconomists and the press will have a full systems crash going unable to compute, They will have the human version of the blue screen of death! load of *****-the obvious thing to do is wave actual money at them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Wonder if you dial 999 and report all the hobo's for fraud they would all get lifted and we'd have easter road all to ourselves!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I say we wave these in their faces Who's with me?! YEAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Wonder if you dial 999 and report all the hobo's for fraud they would all get lifted and we'd have easter road all to ourselves!!! Ha ha, I was just thinking the same, counterfeit money is illegal I'm sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMcD Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 It is very well done though. http://www.radiosega.net/Vladas-Bankas.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 It seems so long since the last derby. Methinks it's going to be a hot atmosphere on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobbyshambles Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 In jest or not, there's no need for that mate. I assume you don't know anyone with a disability! don't tell me you didn't witness his savage assualt on craig gordon after the penalty?if he wasn't such a stupid **** there would be no issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 It is very well done though. http://www.radiosega.net/Vladas-Bankas.jpg Wow, that's absolutely hillarious. No really, it is. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 In jest or not, there's no need for that mate. I assume you don't know anyone with a disability! i've an uncle that has lost the sight in one of his eyes due to glucoma(sp). he is fighting a battle to keep his other eye. i call him "hawkeye" and he appreciates it. dean sheils won't sit and cry in the dressing room, he'll laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 dean sheils won't sit and cry in the dressing room He fecking will after the game once we've pumped them something rotten. Flumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 It is very well done though. http://www.radiosega.net/Vladas-Bankas.jpg Jeez that is crap. I was expecting something remotely funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 It seems so long since the last derby. Methinks it's going to be a hot atmosphere on Sunday. Definitely. I'm glad our end will be full for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 just get a real note and roll it into a straw and wave that at ratboy. let's face it, he'll be using one later at night anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 i've an uncle that has lost the sight in one of his eyes due to glucoma(sp). he is fighting a battle to keep his other eye. i call him "hawkeye" and he appreciates it. Me dear departed Grandad had a mate who was called 'Nelson' for similar reasons dean sheils won't sit and cry in the dressing room, he'll laugh I'm not sure about that. You might think it's not a big issue but Dean sometimes struggles to keep things in perspective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 In jest or not, there's no need for that mate. I assume you don't know anyone with a disability! Eye Eye, Moral high ground alert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Thought it was quite creative myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Thought it was quite creative myself Who are you supporting this week ? Dunfemline, Hibs or Hearts ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Lame. Hope everyone remember's their binoculars so they can see what they're supposed to be offended about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Lame. Hope everyone remember's their binoculars so they can see what they're supposed to be offended about. Exactly, from afar it will just look like they are waving their giros at us. They aren't terribly good at this winding-up malarkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Who are you supporting this week ? Dunfemline, Hibs or Hearts ? Think I will be supporting you this weekend my lovely Baberton buddie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I think scottish cup cut outs would be brilliant! Or passports!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted October 16, 2008 Author Share Posted October 16, 2008 I have made up fake Methadone prescription notes in reply will try and print a few hundred off in time;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennygarland1 Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I say we wave these in their faces Who's with me?! YEAH! Why just wave em? Let's use em and take their fecking heads off no;) Hello Hello we are the Gorgie boys. You're gonna get your fkucin heads kicked in:) Come and have a go wi the Gorgie aggro:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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