Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I'll make this a multi choice poll as we met quite a few obnoxious types whilst in Turkey. Maybe they hated us as well but heres my reasons for including this lot. 1. The English How they can complain about the Germans getting to the sunbeds early is beyond me. Several mornings I was on the balcony before daybreak only to see them putting out the UJ and 3 Lions towels whilst complaining about how early they had to be up to beat the Germans to them (very few Germans were in the hotel). It wasn't a very large area for the sunbeds so they would claim morning ones and afternoon ones! A large party of Geordies with wifes and kids doing their best to get up everyones noses and never moving a step off site because they were All Inclusive (whilst taking about mean Jocks). Even the wife (who is Geordie) admitted to being embarassed by them! Cockneys, just for being loud. Mancs, for the fat dad standing guard over his equally fat kids holding up the dessert queue whilst they chanted "We want more Profitoroles" (Sp?) 2. The Germans Just for being typical Germans! 3. The Icelantic Trying very hard to be the new Germans with their arrogance! 4. The Bulgarians Have this lot never heard of queues? Ignorant selfish people! 5. The Russians Same as the Bulgarians. 1 of them on the hydrafoil to Rhodes was so intent on queue jumping to get off managed to stand on Kay then pushed Nikki 2 handed to get by, she hit him so hard he flew backwards onto a seat! 6. The Dutch Normally got a lot of time for them but 1 couple on a trip decided to move into our 3 seats on the return to give themselves more leg room and expected the 3 of us to share 2 seats. Erses! 7. The Italians Seem to have a strange hobby of gathering at the top or the foot of stairs to have a blether whilst blocking them off! 8. The Weege Just for bringing their annoying bigotted, Buckie swilling antics to my holiday hotel! Apart from that lot it was a good holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Australian guys are a pain in the ass, wouldn't say I hated them though. Had run-ins with gangs of Turkish guys in Madrid and Zurich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Where is the poll option for Scottish !! There are more annoying ***** in Scotland than just the wiedge !! Also where are the Israelis on the list ? If you think the English and Germans are arrogant and rude then you haven't met this lot !! Birds are fit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I wouldn't say I dislike any nationalities. I would not suggest visiting a French supermarket for a fun afternoon however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I'm stunned that anyone thinks that Germans are rude. Seems to be a tired stereotype invented by our great-grandparents. Germany is one of the friendliest countries i've ever been to. British people are infinitely more anti-social, rude and inconsiderate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 11, 2008 Author Share Posted October 11, 2008 Where is the poll option for Scottish !! There are more annoying ***** in Scotland than just the wiedge !! Also where are the Israelis on the list ? If you think the English and Germans are arrogant and rude then you haven't met this lot !! Birds are fit though. Just include the rest of Scotland under All Nationalities. The only Scots I met were all weege apart from about 10 Jambos and 1 Hobo! :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Well after this years holiday in Egypt, the RUSSIANS are the most arrogant,rudest and unpleasant race I have had the misfortune of coming across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barby Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I'm stunned that anyone thinks that Germans are rude. Seems to be a tired stereotype invented by our great-grandparents. Germany is one of the friendliest countries i've ever been to. British people are infinitely more anti-social, rude and inconsiderate. I completely agree. The only nationality I dislike on holiday are the Brits. I can make allowances for everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommythejambo Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Southern English folk do my box in. WIth their love of garage music and all fancying themselves as hardmen. Coming accross Weegies when these bell-ends are about is a positive relief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Freewheelin' Jambo Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Coming from a family of serial emigrants I always believed the Brits were the worst people of all when living abroad. You could usually split the Brit abroad into three categories: 1) The "Whinging" Pom: Always complaining that everything back home (Britain if you were Scots, Welsh or Irish. "England" if they were that lot: Oh God how that got my goat) was better. 2) The "Traitorous" Pom: Immediately on landing in the new country, adopting the accent on the first day, telling everyone that you left a land of destitution, lived in a hovel, what has "Britain" ever done for me...blah blah infinitum. And basically becomes more patriotic about his new country than the actual inhabitants. Main concern is hiding his own accent when in company of new countrymen but mysteriously fall back into it when he gets into company of his own compadres. 3) The "Normal" Pom: Tries to adapt to his new surroundings but keeps his own identity intact. I have to say now from various trips to Europe that the Europeans on the whole are the most ignorant, ill mannered people on earth. Whether they are French, Spanish, German or whatever. They behave like pigs in shops, in que's etc and I am always so glad to get back to rainy old Blighty at the end of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Harris Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Racist Pigs the lot of you.... DO NOT TARNISH EVRYONE WITH THE SAME BRUSH !!!!! Yes there are people from all walks of life that go under a National banner but there will always be a bad element to spoil it for everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Scots are by far the worst. It's an embarrasment when you see a bunch of Scottish folk on holiday usually with Rangers and Sellick taps. People who clap when a plane lands .... just **** OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Would it be racist to say I don't like pakistanis? Have to admit this thread made me chuckle as it is racist but its the acceptable countries to target, if the OP had said pakistan their would have been an outcry Double standards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Would it be racist to say I don't like pakistanis? Have to admit this thread made me chuckle as it is racist but its the acceptable countries to target, if the OP had said pakistan their would have been an outcry Double standards I've never met any Pakistanis on holiday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Would it be racist to say I don't like pakistanis? Have to admit this thread made me chuckle as it is racist but its the acceptable countries to target, if the OP had said pakistan their would have been an outcry Double standards No just ignorant and a touch prejudiced just like anybody else who bases dislike/hate on national status . I think you are trying to make an argument thats not there. There maybe cultures i dont understand or feel awkward about but to hate because of that is stupid. there are boorish morons of people from all backgrounds our current binge drinking abroad culture is one of the worst. I voted for the weedgies as i see this as a joke thread based more on peoples own stereotyping rather than some racist tract of hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Was in a bar in Crete a number of years ago, and got talking to the owner. An English girl suggested that in his line of work he must see all nationalities but she expected that the English were the best. I started to disagree, when the guy stopped me. In a very philosophical voice he pointed out that 99% of people were good people and this was true of all nationalities. He thought about this for a few seconds and added “except the Turkeys, all ba..ards.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 How can anyone possibly like Germans? Their middle-aged men walk around with their chests puffed out and wearing tiny speedos and their women are all big hounds. Bunch of foreign tossers. Shoot them all. Ja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I generally try to avoid the Irish when I'm on holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I generally try to avoid the Irish when I'm on holidays. Its the way you tell 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Would it be racist to say I don't like pakistanis? Have to admit this thread made me chuckle as it is racist but its the acceptable countries to target, if the OP had said pakistan their would have been an outcry Double standards And which places do you go to that are full of Pakistani tourists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I'll make this a multi choice poll as we met quite a few obnoxious types whilst in Turkey. Maybe they hated us as well but heres my reasons for including this lot. 1. The English How they can complain about the Germans getting to the sunbeds early is beyond me. Several mornings I was on the balcony before daybreak only to see them putting out the UJ and 3 Lions towels whilst complaining about how early they had to be up to beat the Germans to them (very few Germans were in the hotel). It wasn't a very large area for the sunbeds so they would claim morning ones and afternoon ones! A large party of Geordies with wifes and kids doing their best to get up everyones noses and never moving a step off site because they were All Inclusive (whilst taking about mean Jocks). Even the wife (who is Geordie) admitted to being embarassed by them! Cockneys, just for being loud. Mancs, for the fat dad standing guard over his equally fat kids holding up the dessert queue whilst they chanted "We want more Profitoroles" (Sp?) 2. The Germans Just for being typical Germans! 3. The Icelantic Trying very hard to be the new Germans with their arrogance! 4. The Bulgarians Have this lot never heard of queues? Ignorant selfish people! 5. The Russians Same as the Bulgarians. 1 of them on the hydrafoil to Rhodes was so intent on queue jumping to get off managed to stand on Kay then pushed Nikki 2 handed to get by, she hit him so hard he flew backwards onto a seat! 6. The Dutch Normally got a lot of time for them but 1 couple on a trip decided to move into our 3 seats on the return to give themselves more leg room and expected the 3 of us to share 2 seats. Erses! 7. The Italians Seem to have a strange hobby of gathering at the top or the foot of stairs to have a blether whilst blocking them off! 8. The Weege Just for bringing their annoying bigotted, Buckie swilling antics to my holiday hotel! Apart from that lot it was a good holiday. You never even voted for Germans in the poll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 And which places do you go to that are full of Pakistani tourists? When he is on hie pilgrimage to mecca ,prancer is actually a Bangladeshi . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Was in a bar in Crete a number of years ago, and got talking to the owner. An English girl suggested that in his line of work he must see all nationalities but she expected that the English were the best. I started to disagree, when the guy stopped me.In a very philosophical voice he pointed out that 99% of people were good people and this was true of all nationalities. He thought about this for a few seconds and added “except the Turkeys, all ba..ards.” The Greeks and Turks have a long history of not liking each other. Never had any problems with any people from any nationality when abroad on holiday, other than Scots making an erse of themselves. And the worst of the lot were a group of youngsters (6) from Edinburgh, all toffee nosed, spoilt little 17 year old feckers at Edinburgh Academy, who were in the south of France for the whole Summer courtesy of their parents. Ignorant, brain dead feckwits every single one of them, who made an erse of themselves every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 When he is on hie pilgrimage to mecca ,prancer is actually a Bangladeshi . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 When he is on hie pilgrimage to mecca ,prancer is actually a Bangladeshi . But he does have a point ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 The Dutch are without doubt the meanest , most tight fisted nation on the planet , and something they are actually proud of. Worse than Germans for hijacking sun beds and hardly ever using them. Even taking over tables in bars with their crappy card games and spending bugger all. From first hand experience , the Germans are without doubt the the rudest and arrogant people when they are abroad ( but very friendly and welcoming when I've been to Germany- which I have , many times). The French are the most self obsessed nation of merchant bankers. Outside of Paris the dress sense is that of a 1970s red neck. But for that full-on , couldn't give a toss , look at us we're the dogs bowlox, UJ waving , we won the war and saved from you all from being native German speakers , Londoners/Essex boys/southerners (as in SE England) are the absolute worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 The Greeks and Turks have a long history of not liking each other. Never had any problems with any people from any nationality when abroad on holiday, other than Scots making an erse of themselves. And the worst of the lot were a group of youngsters (6) from Edinburgh, all toffee nosed, spoilt little 17 year old feckers at Edinburgh Academy, who were in the south of France for the whole Summer courtesy of their parents. Ignorant, brain dead feckwits every single one of them, who made an erse of themselves every night. I think it's known as WAR............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I think it's known as WAR............. Sorry, but you're troying my patience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Sorry, but you're troying my patience. Those people at Troy just wanted to go Homer.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Those people at Troy just wanted to go Homer.......... I wooden know. (Jeezo, I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I wooden know. (Jeezo, I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel here) It was their spartan existence that caused it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Germans :mad: They always seem to steal peoples sunbeds and have the cheek to throw ur towel in the pool. Really winds me up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 11, 2008 Author Share Posted October 11, 2008 Would it be racist to say I don't like pakistanis? Have to admit this thread made me chuckle as it is racist but its the acceptable countries to target, if the OP had said pakistan their would have been an outcry Double standards Right Reindeer, I think its safe to say I don't like you and you don't like me, so lets just agree that you don't post on any threads that I start and I won't post on any threads that you start! :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I haven't read a single post on this thread. I didn't have to because the poll doesn't include 'French'. Try Tunisia (x3). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bathjambo Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Whats the chances of the OP and his family never annoying anyone.Christ it sounds like a typical package holiday-did you expect the hotel complex to be filled with fellow minded jambo's,all standing to attention waiting for thier all inclusive breakfast/lunch/dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Right Reindeer, I think its safe to say I don't like you and you don't like me, so lets just agree that you don't post on any threads that I start and I won't post on any threads that you start! :107years: To be fair he did make a fair point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Whats the chances of the OP and his family never annoying anyone.Christ it sounds like a typical package holiday-did you expect the hotel complex to be filled with fellow minded jambo's,all standing to attention waiting for thier all inclusive breakfast/lunch/dinner? Good point !! Can you imagine. I bet there is a similar poll on http://www.Bayernkickback.com about a posters recent holiday with all the foreigners.... "Schottish family von hell, Mein Gott...Kaputt" "Lager, Lager, Lager, is ser nothing zese Scottish do apart from Lager..." "Bikes, Bikes, Bikes, Mein gott, all ze have in Dis Vest Lothian place is bikes..Mein Gott.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart MacD Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 So-called backpackers from the UK (in Sydney) really get on my t?ts. I don't care if they've got vile estuarine accents or Scottish ones. They usually overstay and get away with it more than people from our own region. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 12, 2008 Author Share Posted October 12, 2008 You never even voted for Germans in the poll! I know, they didn't bother us, I was just trying to include nationalities that people normally bump into on holiday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 12, 2008 Author Share Posted October 12, 2008 Whats the chances of the OP and his family never annoying anyone.Christ it sounds like a typical package holiday-did you expect the hotel complex to be filled with fellow minded jambo's,all standing to attention waiting for thier all inclusive breakfast/lunch/dinner? If you read the OP I did mention that other nationalities maybe hated us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 12, 2008 Author Share Posted October 12, 2008 To be fair he did make a fair point... No he didn't, he was trying to get me to rise to his bait and lose the plot. Didn't work tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Right Reindeer, I think its safe to say I don't like you and you don't like me, so lets just agree that you don't post on any threads that I start and I won't post on any threads that you start! :107years: Or maybe you could avoid the posting of racist stereotyping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Or maybe you could avoid the posting of racist stereotyping? Possibly the funniest ever post on this board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 How about a good old-fashioned European war? Try and get the USA and Russia to stay out of it. Do it next summer instead of holidays - might clear the air and regenerate a few economies. Have it on Majorca or somewhere, and get teams of national chavs to sort it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I generally try to avoid the Irish when I'm on holidays. Christ! Do you stay in your room the entire holiday? Know what you mean, what with thier "diddely diddely" singalongs and thier failure to notice that there are some people that dont want to get involved in their drunken "Craic". I think half of them couldnt even find thier destination on a map. Its the same party, with the same people, wherever they go. Wouldnt want to be a bed salesman in Ireland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3inaBednar Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Aussie's and Irish are the absolute bottom of the toilet arse feeding races in the holiday world. They both think they are the only race's who party, travel etc etc just **** off back home and stop spoiling my holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Wouldnt want to be a bed salesman in Ireland. I've absolutely no ikea what you mean by that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 voted for the dutch. They seem pretty dull and also quite angry people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 voted for the dutch. They seem pretty dull and also quite angry people I met quite a few Dutch and Belgians whilst on holiday in Malta this year and found them to excellent company, The same can't be said for the few Russians I encountered - ignorant and lacking in any manners what so ever. The absolute pits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Couldn't bring myself to vote for the English because most of the English birds I met on package holidays were boaby loving slappers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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