H.A.N.S Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 You seen how easy it was to challenge the OF in your first full season. Why did you tear that team apart and replace them with players nowhere near their calibre? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Aye, That.. and can you please leave my club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboSean Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Can I have a few million on the sly, please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramrod Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Why? .................are you still here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I would be tempted to ask him if we are going into administration, just to cut back on the number of threads on JKB. The only other question I can think of, and I admit I would be making sneaky use of the credit crunch, is to ask him how much he wants for his submarine (because in all honesty travelling to The Gyle by bus every day does eventually get on yer tits.). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I would be tempted to ask him if we are going into administration, just to cut back on the number of threads on JKB. The only other question I can think of, and I admit I would be making sneaky use of the credit crunch, is to ask him how much he wants for his submarine (because in all honesty travelling to The Gyle by bus every day does eventually get on yer tits.). I know its raining the now but how long do you think its gonna last? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horse Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I would be tempted to ask him if we are going into administration, just to cut back on the number of threads on JKB. The only other question I can think of, and I admit I would be making sneaky use of the credit crunch, is to ask him how much he wants for his submarine (because in all honesty travelling to The Gyle by bus every day does eventually get on yer tits.). How would you travel by submarine to the Gyle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Will he give me an honest answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Any chance of putting a word in for me with that Julija Goncaruk bird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 How would you travel by submarine to the Gyle? Feck knows, but it has to be more fun than sitting on a bus for ever and a day. (I'm sure if I spoke to the tram people they would dig a trench and fill it with water for me somewhere, these shop fronts are becoming expert hole diggers, could be the industry to replace the finance sector in Edinburgh, the next economy boom is going to revolve around digging fecking holes in the street). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTBCAL Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 If you decide to sell how much would you want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigTeam Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Buried or cremated? ya ***** (spelling??!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMarc Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 "Why are you such an erse?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Have you got an exit strategy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
south morocco Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Why are you still here when nobody likes you? are you not embarrased. please stop playing games and leave,you are an embarrasment to us all here in the capital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 so mister vladmeister... roman... fine lad you have there me old china... so... ever been tempted to demand a DNA test? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 How much will you accept to sell Hearts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT Wooks Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Can i ram the heed on you??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 "Fancy a pint?" You'll really find out what someone/anyone is thinking after a few scoops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Italian Lambretta Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Can I have your missus once you are finished with her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 How would you travel by submarine to the Gyle? Would've been possible tonight! My question for Vlad: Ok you've tried things your way but can you please have the good grace to admit it's not working - managing the club by committee and constantly blaming head coaches for the failures of the committee is contradictory and totally unproductive... Following on from this, can we please have once and for all a coherent statement of your intentions, that is focussed, and doesn't go off on tangents? The Hearts support are used to disappointment and would genuinely support a medium to long-term plan that is put to us in plain and succinct English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankfielding Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 How many burdz have you torffed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best in the land Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Any last requests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ford donald Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 wheres your promises you fecker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Don Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 "When are you going to feck off?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieboy Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 "Gonnae no dae that" VLAD "how?" "jist gonnae no" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Proletarian Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Was it just the one night you shagged Miko's mum back in 1983? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboron Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Can you give us a date, when you intend selling up to go back home ?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Well, having tried the Spellczech approach already, I'd go for something a bit less subtle this time. Something along the lines of "Vlad, Why are you such a total *****?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 What did we do to you to deserve this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I saw this thread last night, and wasn't sure what one question I would ask. Assuming he was a captive audience, much like Bond in that chair in Casino Royale, I would respectfully ask... Given that you are a successful businessman, succeeding in the world of second hand records and banking investment, what made you think that you were qualified to overrule any and all professional football coaches on football decisions? As a follow up to that question, I would ask how it is feasible that such a successful businessman can make such a huge mistake and NOT learn from it? Failing that, I would whack him in the testes repeatedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 How would you travel by submarine to the Gyle? Along the Forth and up the Gogar Burn of course ya choob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotland Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Can i buy hearts for a half eaten pork-pie, a piece of string and a paperclip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Aye, That.. and can you please leave my club? Ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartsandbees Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Can i have your seat seeing you don't use it any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groatallar Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 My question would be this - You have shown many times your ability to do great things for this club, but why does it appear you also have a desire to sabotage it when things are going well. I think most people on here could name lots of occasions when it looks like mistakes are deliberate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 My sawn off shotgun would be asking the questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirwalter Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Just who are you..really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Canada Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Can I borrow a fiver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy the Jambo Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 When the feck are you going to leave this club .Because when you do it will put a big smile back on my miserable pus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Can i play against Hibs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cut The Crap Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Would you shut the door on your way out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I wouldn't ask the wee Scrote Faced Fekwit anything...I'd just tell him to Fek right Off ya horrible little C@nt!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 why have you made us a laughing stock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMA MAROON Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Why did you save the club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Gilbert Wauchope Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 "Vlad - what colour is the sky on your home planet?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Why did you save the club? I don't think you're meant to ask yourself a question Madfud!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe rendle Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 How can we get you out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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