bone Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 The guy thats doing the Greggs advert now and used to work with Peter Kaye. Not funny. Just a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Lee Evans has to be the worst! Not even a poor man's Norman Wisdom! No wonder he gets so sweaty - he must be wondering when he's going to be found out and get dumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASSASSIN Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 peter kay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chebs Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Lee Evans - Irritating Roy Chubby Brown - If you're gonna do misogyny at least make it funny, RCB is just boring. David Baddiel. Enough said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richiehmfc Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Ive seen three big name comedians recently. Jimmy Carr - i like him on 8 out of ten cats and other tv work ive seen but not funny live, was a ver disapointed Russell Brand - terrible Ricky Gervais - brilliant live, one of the best stand up shows ive seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 to add to the list of utter ****: "I'm Ricky Gervais' mate" Robin Ince. possibly the unfunniest ***** we've ever produced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig R Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Alan Carr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Vic Reeves and Jonny Vegas. There gags surely must sound funnier in their heads as they are the only ones who laugh at them. I'm always dismayed to see them as guests on QI or any other comedy quiz show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASIL_HEARTS Posted October 8, 2008 Author Share Posted October 8, 2008 might get slated for this one but i think Bruce Forsyth he tries his silly jokes and strictly come dancing and the audience just dont laugh. Personally i think he gets his jokes from the Penguin biscuits or the wotsits crisps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marvins ear Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Rory Bremner. His "humour" is terminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I love Mock the Week but always feel slightly let down when there is a female comedian on it! Love Russell Howard and Frankie Boyle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I8HIBSH Not funny, just worrying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japanjambo Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 She,s not funny in the slightest, in fact there are no funny comediennes, the worst is Victoria Wood:mad: Ellen DeGeneres is pretty good IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I can't limit it to one, although most of my hate list have been named. Two who haven't, but have been alluded to, are Gina Yashere and Jo Caulfield. Terrible. Oh, and I agree with other posters, Lucy Porter is both hot and funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 might get slated for this one but i think Bruce Forsyth he tries his silly jokes and strictly come dancing and the audience just dont laugh. Personally i think he gets his jokes from the Penguin biscuits or the wotsits crisps No slating from this corner but I'd go further and say that the person who writes the jokes for the penguin biscuit wrappers is lower still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Russel howard, for me, is just awful. I cannot stand the guy. he was in one of those 4 acts for a tenner type shows at the pleasance this year and i had to leave half way through his act. he's a complete gimp. not funy at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banjoheed Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Lucy Porter is great. Her show on C4 show last night was quality. The guy I really hate is Marcus Brigstocke. Don't think he's funny and have seen him on TV slagging Scotland. His head is too big for his body too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Lucy Porter is great. Her show on C4 show last night was quality. The guy I really hate is Marcus Brigstocke. Don't think he's funny and have seen him on TV slagging Scotland. His head is too big for his body too. I quite like Marcus Brigsctocke tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 a sweeping statement but all females on mock the week are about as funny as cancer! alan carr, paulo o grady, jimmy carr, justin lee collins! all p1sh poor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Did anyone ever see David Baddiel's "sit-com" simply entitled Baddiel? It was like a Liddl's version of Sienfeld. A horribly unfunny car crash that was pulled after about 2 episodes IIRC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 a sweeping statement but all females on mock the week are about as funny as cancer!alan carr, paulo o grady, jimmy carr, justin lee collins! all p1sh poor! Is he a comedian? I've never seen him try any stand-up or comedy acting work. Or have I, and it's as bad as you suggest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambos are go! Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 The prominence of Lee Evans in these exchanges has cheered me up no end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambosim Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I soooooooo want to punch this guys its unreal :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 well not too sure if JLC has been branded a comedian but he certainly isnt funny on the friday night project! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Lucy Porter is great. Her show on C4 show last night was quality. The guy I really hate is Marcus Brigstocke. Don't think he's funny and have seen him on TV slagging Scotland. His head is too big for his body too. pretty sure it was actully Dawn Porter, its confuses me as well. I dont like Marcus Brigstocke, he doesn't do comedy, he does rants that some find funny. I used to like the now show on radio 4 when it started but I get put off by Brigstocke. He is not as funny and thinks he is correct so takes the high point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 The prominence of Lee Evans in these exchanges has cheered me up no end. Lee Evans went into my mate's local one night in a place called Stock in Essex. Said he was at a party up the road but they were all a bunch of boring barstewards. Chatted to the locals quite happily all night while downing several pints, then jumped in his car and drove off!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corstojohn Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 To me Peter Kay if the funniest man on the planet. Also find Michael McIntyre funny. How anybody finds Gervais even slightly amusing is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malinga the Swinga Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Agree about Lee Evans. He is an oxygen thief. Billie Connolly with his Scottish/American accent is a waste of space Do like Frankie Boyle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewbacca Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 the boy that used to be in pheonix nights, Dave Spikey is it? not funny, no no no no. Freddie Starr, Rot "fat ugly dimwit" brown, alan carr (why do wimmen always find gawky gay men comedians funny, see g. norton) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irontart Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 don't get Little Britain at all uter pish......... couple of shirt lifting nomarks..... george doors is all that bald one should be doing and thats it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 God. I feel like a right knob reading this. I actually find Lee Evans funny. Worst comedians are all female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husref musemic Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Gina Yashere - WTF ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Special mention to the fat slag Jo Brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Jo Brand...Ugly Fat F****** Munter who makes a living by tellin everyone shes an Ugly Fat F****** Munter and slagging men!! Skinner & Baddiell...Just Sheeite!! Russell Brand....WHY??? Lee Evans....Funny the first time!! Billy Connolly....Seen him 3 times...Funny as Fek 1st time...Funny 2nd time...WTF 3rd time? Jack Dee........Don't Hate, Just cannae be ersed with him!! Peter Kay...Funniest Man in Britian at the moment!! Paddy McGuiness...No even the Funniest man in his House!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serj Tankian Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 ben elton laughless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanauskas33 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Did anyone ever see David Baddiel's "sit-com" simply entitled Baddiel? It was like a Liddl's version of Sienfeld. A horribly unfunny car crash that was pulled after about 2 episodes IIRC. Was it maybe Baddiel syndrome. I actually quite liked it, but I think I was still in primary school when I watched it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Freewheelin' Jambo Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 There are so many awful comedians around now that I barely notice them. I have tried watching Peter Kay and I fail to see why. Billy Connolly in the 1970's was quite simply the funniest man on earth and he hardly even swore! Football violence, the crucifiction, Ivan the Terrible, going out for a curry, et al. He was utterly amazing and totally unique. Pete and Dud as Derek and Clive were the crudest, most shocking and funniest duo ever. Did stuff that NO ONE dared do and would never be done today. These guys made you almost literally p*sh yourself laughing. Like the Hibs. The Hibs. They are best comics around today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Lenny Henry - how the **** did that **** ever get on the telly? I might just be able to accept his contribution to Tiswas (which we all watched for Sally James!) but this ****er is excruciating! Oh, and Ricky Gervaise - the holy cow - alright, The Office and Extras were ok, but he's embarrassingly bad as a stand up - and he was responsible for the worst episode of The Simpsons ever. (as the fat comic book store guy would say!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny-r Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Vic Reeves is an absolute ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scots civil war Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 comedy is underground,professional comedy is dead altho i do like punt and dennis on radio 4 altho dont get me started on canned laughter on the ****ing radio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertonian_II Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Read the thread title,opened it up and there is the guy I was thinking about in post 1.This can not be coincidence. Ditto Far better to have a thread on the best comedians as there isn't that many to chose from:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink_lady_2006 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 God. I feel like a right knob reading this. I actually find Lee Evans funny. Worst comedians are all female. glad you said that about lee evans as im going to see him at the end of this month and after reading this thread i felt like a right tw@t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Special mention to the fat slag Jo Brand. i have ever forgive brad for sayig the hearts song is awful when in the same act she likes a rubbish "we are [manchester] united" as a song. Lenny Henry - how the **** did that **** ever get on the telly? I might just be able to accept his contribution to Tiswas (which we all watched for Sally James!) but this ****er is excruciating! Oh, and Ricky Gervaise - the holy cow - alright, The Office and Extras were ok, but he's embarrassingly bad as a stand up - and he was responsible for the worst episode of The Simpsons ever. (as the fat comic book store guy would say!) I Have seen ricky gervais live in stand up and I think he is great, good delivery and knows how to do shock jokes well. But agree the simpsons episode was awful but not the worst one ever, that goes to an episode in season 19 where bart looks after a cow and was just balatent propaganda for vegeterianism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winchester 73 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Roy "unfunny" Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 God. I feel like a right knob reading this. I actually find Lee Evans funny. Worst comedians are all female. I was thinking the same. The Lee Evans backlash backlash starts here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I'll be honest, and say i don't mind Evans either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90JHaston Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Any woman comedians i dinnae ken why they even try there just no funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leebo Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Alan Carr - "Ooohhh, look at me, aren't I gay?" Not funny in the 1970s, not funny now. Alan Carr is hularious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I'll be honest, and say i don't mind Evans either. His stand up's quite funny. His songs make me want to perforate my own eardrums. TBH, I find Gervais' stand up hilarious, but each to their own.... Worst comic ever - Jim Davidson. He's almost as humorous as the Holocaust. Almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carjam Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 catherine tate Have to agree, she's about as funny as a wet weekend in Whitburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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