BASIL_HEARTS Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Theres a few names to meantion that think they are comedians but really awful and you just wanna give them a right could kick up the stains. for me.... 1. Lenny Henry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Russel Brand and the two planks off the Mighty Boosh - the worst comedy ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Russel Brand and the two planks off the Mighty Boosh - the worst comedy ever. Good call. Also add to that 99.9% of bird 'comedians'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Victoria Wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Jimmy Carr - total to$$er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASIL_HEARTS Posted October 7, 2008 Author Share Posted October 7, 2008 one i also hate is the big fat bird in vicar of dibley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Roy 'Chubby' Brown (misogynist) Jim Davidson (racist) Stephen K Amos (only famous because he's black and gay, he's certainly not funny) Hugh Dennis (brings down Mock The Week, every week) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 catherine tate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Roy 'Chubby' Brown (misogynist)Jim Davidson (racist) Stephen K Amos (only famous because he's black and gay, he's certainly not funny) Hugh Dennis (brings down Mock The Week, every week) first two, aye. Stephen K Amos is funnier in person (knew him a few years ago during the festival) tho he's no short on ego. Hugh Dennis is not great, but its unfair to say he brings MTW down. he just fits a wee demographic rather snuggly, even if his comedy is a bit obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 catherine tate and she's just ****ing pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Come off it, how many laughs can you get out of pronouncing Showaddywaddy in a barely passable jimmy saville accent? I mean, Jimmy Saville gags FFS! Rich Hall needs a boot in the stanes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droid Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 agreed the two ***** in the mighty boosh, steve coogan, russell brand, victoria wood, dawn french and the other bird, and the new **** from the supposed impression show on channel 4??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki 74 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 catherine tate She,s not funny in the slightest, in fact there are no funny comediennes, the worst is Victoria Wood:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Walliams and his fat talentless sidekick, badiell & skinner, the **** who's character is a pub manager, the luvvy version of billy connolly..I could go on but there are so many *comedians* today who are either one trick ponies or simply not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Stephen K Amos is funnier in person (knew him a few years ago during the festival) tho he's no short on ego. I don't doubt it, I quite like him on stuff like Matthew Wright, but his stand up sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Lest we forget, this unfunny cretin was the most popular man in Britain at one point. And yes I deliberately chose this picture because Mary Nightingale would get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 She,s not funny in the slightest, in fact there are no funny comediennes, the worst is Victoria Wood:mad: i find lucy porter very funny, but alot are just not funny enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Theres a few names to meantion that think they are comedians but really awful and you just wanna give them a right could kick up the stains. for me.... 1. Lenny Henry Read the thread title,opened it up and there is the guy I was thinking about in post 1.This can not be coincidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 i find lucy porter very funny, but alot are just not funny enough. I quite fancy Lucy Porter as a matter of fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Simon Amstel, dont find him funny at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecjambo Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Russell Brand. The Mighty Boosh pair, (did anyone see them on Jonathan Ross a few weeks ago, i was trying to wonder out what they do. Its certainly not comedy. I feel sorry for the people who are going to their show) Walliams and Lucas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbie_Burns Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Ricky Gervais Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I quite fancy Lucy Porter as a matter of fact. she walked past me at the Pleasance during the festival this year so I gave her a quick flirty smile. looked right thru me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I quite fancy Lucy Porter as a matter of fact. so do I, there something attractive about a girl who looks all sweet and innocent but is quite a psycho inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Ricky Gervais Amen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Billy Connelly - Dire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Frank Skinner, total tw*t Billy Connolly, used to be OK now a ****** Catherine Tate, not funny, but what a body Jimy Carr, hand job merchant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Lee Evans and Mr Bean - mind numbing pish! Can't believe Steve Coogan and Ricky Gervais have been mentioned on this thread! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springer Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 That fat one that was on just now - Katy Brand. Even when she takes the mickey out of people I can't stand, it's not funny cos I hate her more than any of them. As they say up here in Dundee, she's enough tae gie ye the jandies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 so do I, there something attractive about a girl who looks all sweet and innocent but is quite a psycho inside. lol, have defined my life by them captain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 she walked past me at the Pleasance during the festival this year so I gave her a quick flirty smile. looked right thru me... Mate...maybe you're plug ugly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Lee Evans and Mr Bean - mind numbing pish! Can't believe Steve Coogan and Ricky Gervais have been mentioned on this thread! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Correct on both counts Mr P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 she walked past me at the Pleasance during the festival this year so I gave her a quick flirty smile. looked right thru me... I quite fancy Lucy Porter as a matter of fact. would have been a different story if you'd been wearing a full Hearts kit with the Adidas Sambas mate;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Incidentally, every sociopath I've met in my professional life has been a huge Lee Evans fan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 That British baldy landlord blokey tosser with the double chin who looks like a half wit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Lee Evans is a ****ing ****e comedian. I'm guessing there will be a lot of *'s when I actually post this... EDIT: Yep, there is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Mate...maybe you're plug ugly? i think i scared her with my raw & rugged sexuality. yeah, that was definitely it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Lee Evans is a ****ing ****e comedian. I'm guessing there will be a lot of *'s when I actually post this... EDIT: Yep, there is. the physical stuff was quite amusing when he first arrived, but aye - his stand up is utter pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Lee Evans is a ****ing ****e comedian. I'm guessing there will be a lot of *'s when I actually post this... EDIT: Yep, there is. There you go. That wee gag was better than anything Evans has done in his whole miserable career! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Lenny Henry The guy is just painfull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 There you go. That wee gag was better than anything Evans has done in his whole miserable career! I can't even take that as a compliment. It's pretty much definite that anything anyone says is funnier than that pube-heided plum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Roy 'Chubby' Brown (misogynist)Jim Davidson (racist) Stephen K Amos (only famous because he's black and gay, he's certainly not funny) Hugh Dennis (brings down Mock The Week, every week) He's brilliant. The token female on mock the week every week brings it down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 The big bloke with the double bass, white tie and tails. He wasn't at all funny. And the pseudo-neurotic/psychotic American girl with the guitar - barely a flicker of a smile. Mind, if whe was genuinely neurotic/psychotic, I don't think that stand up comedy would be the best therapy. Frank Carson. And his ficking medal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Alan Carr - "Ooohhh, look at me, aren't I gay?" Not funny in the 1970s, not funny now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cambo_Jambo Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Jimmy Tarbuck. I find those 'old entertainers' so ****ing annoying! every time anybody assembles in a group of three or more be on the lookout incase the afore mentioned or even worse Bruce 'Brucie' Forsyth appears to play to the crowd. Give it up. Just die already. Or retire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placid Casual Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I went to the toilet this morning and found blood on the bog roll. That was funnier than Catherine Tate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 And the pseudo-neurotic/psychotic American girl with the guitar - barely a flicker of a smile. Mind, if whe was genuinely neurotic/psychotic, I don't think that stand up comedy would be the best therapy. Alanis Morrisette? Or is she canadian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 mostly been said before but Graham Norton, Catherine Tate, Lenny Henry, Lee Evans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanauskas33 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I would probably say Lee Evans. In fairness Hugh Dennis isn't a comedian. He's a writer, thats why he doesn't do the spin the wheel bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Alan Carr - "Ooohhh, look at me, aren't I gay?" Not funny in the 1970s, not funny now. He annoys me too. Lee Evans does my box in though. Joke wasnt funny, so he puts on a daft voice and walks about like a plank to get a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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