kearney19 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Had my audition yesterday infront of the judges. Had to wait 6 hours to be seen even though we had to arrive at 1! Never got through, got 2 no's and a yes and ended up having a verbal disagreement with Piers Morgan, who i used to like beofre the show, hes just a grade A t***. Doesnt have a clue about the music buisness. Sang infront of 3,500 people! Anyone else do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Had my audition yesterday infront of the judges. Had to wait 6 hours to be seen even though we had to arrive at 1! Never got through, got 2 no's and a yes and ended up having a verbal disagreement with Piers Morgan, who i used to like beofre the show, hes just a grade A t***. Doesnt have a clue about the music buisness. Sang infront of 3,500 people! Anyone else do it? what did you sing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Had my audition yesterday infront of the judges. Had to wait 6 hours to be seen even though we had to arrive at 1! Never got through, got 2 no's and a yes and ended up having a verbal disagreement with Piers Morgan, who i used to like beofre the show, hes just a grade A t***. Doesnt have a clue about the music buisness. Sang infront of 3,500 people! Anyone else do it? Have you got a Bebo site or posted on youtube so we can all judge if Peirs is wrong or right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Christ, this means there is a second series of this modern day freak show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Its on my phone, may post it later if I get the chance Its Unchained Melody, wasnt aloud to change it! Cowell was actually a decent judge of character, Morgan is just a t***, Amanda looked well tidy though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Please jesus let them show this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 hope you said FTH at sum point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Was going to write FTH on my appliaction form! haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Was going to write FTH on my appliaction form!haha! bet if Morgan supports a scottish team it would be Celtic, can guarantee it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Should have got a Lochend vice t - shirt made for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Please jesus let them show this. Post it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Why did they say no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cesnauskis+10 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Post it! ... Now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 bet if Morgan supports a scottish team it would be Celtic, can guarantee it. Probably, but he has the cheek to support the Arsenal. Someone was going to chin him one back stage as he went well O.T.T at some groups performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Why did they say no? The title of the show may be a bit of a clue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Should have got a Lochend vice t - shirt made for it. he should have wore a Don Johnson jacket! with a hearts top underneath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 The title of the show may be a bit of a clue... Yes, but I want details! Its like X Factor. Some of the ***** who go on that! Who informs these people they are good?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 This thread has got serious legs. I can feel a video montage of the most embarrassing entrants for ritual humiliation coming on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Why did they say no? The track I had was the original chart version so I couldnt take the words out, and Simon said that straight away becasue his voice was in it, woudnt let me through. But Ive listened to the video again and its a solid performance, thats why I went off at Piers Morgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 kearney, what did the judges say to you? and what was your disagreement with piers morgan about? details please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 The track I had was the original chart version so I couldnt take the words out, and Simon said that straight away becasue his voice was in it, woudnt let me through. But Ive listened to the video again and its a solid performance, thats why I went off at Piers Morgan Did you mime? Or sing really loud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Yes, but I want details! Its like X Factor. Some of the ***** who go on that! Who informs these people they are good?! Usually an elderly relative in the first stages of senility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 If his performance ends with him getting ridden by a well hung Nigerian, then we have HKB's greatest ever thread. Thus far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Did you mime? Or sing really loud? Nopes, sang louder than the backing track! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 kearney, what did the judges say to you? and what was your disagreement with piers morgan about? details please God, I really dont want to say, but I think its more than likely to be on TV... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Kearney - You should be a hobo. You are quite clearly deluded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Its on my phone, may post it later if I get the chanceIts Unchained Melody, wasnt aloud to change it! Cowell was actually a decent judge of character, Morgan is just a t***, Amanda looked well tidy though! Unchained Melody? Strange song choice for a girl sorry Kearney - someone had too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Yes, but I want details! Its like X Factor. Some of the ***** who go on that! Who informs these people they are good?! apparently u get loads of auditions before going infront of the Cowell, and if your either really good or really bad you'll get through, and as a result the absolutely hopeless think they have a chance as they've already passed a bunch of interviews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Nopes, sang louder than the backing track! Can you juggle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Please god post it. I will pay you to post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 apparently u get loads of auditions before going infront of the Cowell, and if your either really good or really bad you'll get through, and as a result the absolutely hopeless think they have a chance as they've already passed a bunch of interviews Can they not hear themselves though?! Even if they do "pass" some interviews, surely a panel pishing themselves isnt a good sign!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Can they not hear themselves though?! Even if they do "pass" some interviews, surely a panel pishing themselves isnt a good sign!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Kearney - You should be a hobo. You are quite clearly deluded. No chance of the above! Just a s*** choice of song, but did well enough to get infront of the judges. And its not getting posted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Please god post it. I will pay you to post it. Seconded. Apart from the paying. Chris can do that bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 And its not getting posted! Come on! Its going on TV anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 No chance of the above!Just a s*** choice of song, but did well enough to get infront of the judges. And its not getting posted! It's going to be broadcast anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Post it. I can offer constructive feedback due to my experience in the industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Come on! Its going on TV anyway! lol! If it doesnt get on TV i'll post it! I did get interviewd 6 times by ITV, so you never know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 lol!If it doesnt get on TV i'll post it! I did get interviewd 6 times by ITV, so you never know 6 times?! Just post it! Can you juggle!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOZEY Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 If you want to borrow my song you can I've just made up the best one ever... Oh Badger, why aren't you on my tv anymore Oh Badger, has someone stolen you away to be their hore Oh Badger, your the most beautiful thing in the world Ma Badger, you realy should be my girl. Oh oh oh oh, Ruth Badger, you are the world to me, wohoooawoawo, Ruth Badger, since the first time you were on TV. wowoooooo aaaaaaah babybabybaby Mamamama babybaby Badger, I'm totaly totaly smitten. oooooooooooh, your much nicer than Tarby or Britten. (SPOKEN)Badger baby, come to the Dozey, We can eat cakes and stuff naked under my duvet, woah woah woah, Ruth Bader, I'm telling you baby its true. My darling, it should only be me and you oooo ooo ooo me and you. What do yous think? Be honest now, It's very similar to a poem I had published in the Metro letters page about a year ago, but if you had saw that, you'd know I've worked on it quite a bit since then. __________________ shows yur badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2815 If we get 100 yesses, will you post it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Nopes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley_ Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Nopes. Ah well, you must have been awful if you won't let us see the video... Come on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Aye, the video must be an absolute holocaust if we can't see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Maybe I just dont want to show the video to certain people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I don't think the video exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Would never have the Baws to do it...BUT, Have you seen some of the [filter edit] on these shows?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 But can you juggle?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 How would someone go about adding a youtube video to a post...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 But can you juggle?!?!?!? In general, or with FIRE!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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