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But can you juggle?!?!?!?

 

 

I wish!

 

Although there was a lad yesterday who did it, never got through i think.

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The Mighty Thor
Post it.

 

I can offer constructive feedback due to my experience in the industry.

 

 

Saturday job in Bandparts? :)

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But if it's gonna be on the telly...

 

 

Then you'l see it, not sure if it will or not, but its not getting posted on here!

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Oops.

 

Well if you cant juggle thats the problem.

 

Singing Unchained Melody whilst juggling hedgehogs on fire.

 

Now thats talent.

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Christ on a bike - the sound card is fecked on my computer. Why gawd, why??

 

Post pub treat it is then.

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Oops.

 

Well if you cant juggle thats the problem.

 

Singing Unchained Melody whilst juggling hedgehogs on fire.

 

Now thats talent.

 

Haha!

 

Never thought!

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Haha!

 

Never thought!

 

Well there you go!

 

Next time you go on think "What live animal would the British public like to see me set on fire and juggle?"

 

Then you're onto a winner.

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What are you talking about?

 

I've not posted anything all afternoon.

 

Certainly nothing that caused me to soil myself.

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Cant view it at work, what have you posted Thommo?

 

Is it that Mika boy who plays for The Hearts, not bad singer.

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I P Knightley
Never got through, got 2 no's and a yes and ended up having a verbal disagreement with Piers Morgan, who i used to like beofre the show, hes just a grade A t***.

Doesnt have a clue about the music buisness.

 

To be fair, if you hadn't realised before now that Piers Moron is a useless twunt, the world of showbiz isn't for you.

 

Sadly, he does have a clue about the music business - I believe that he gave the world Take That, essentially breaking them when he was showbiz editor at the super-soaraway Sun.

 

I'd have had a whole lot more respect for you if you'd gone on the stage and said, "I'm hear with this garden shovel to smack Moron in the face until a horde of security guards drag me off." You'd've probably got Cowell's vote.

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I'd have had a whole lot more respect for you if you'd gone on the stage and said, "I'm hear with this garden shovel to smack Moron in the face until a horde of security guards drag me off." You'd've probably got Cowell's vote.

 

And that WOULD have got you on TV.

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Thommo- Ill let you off with the 1st one, but im ill and p***ed in the 2nd one!

 

Its the one where you jump off the bridge which is the funniest.

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Nooooooooooooooooo! I've no speakers. I take it phone headphones won't be the same connection. I must find headphones

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I P Knightley
Nooooooooooooooooo! I've no speakers. I take it phone headphones won't be the same connection. I must find headphones

 

Don't rush.

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I liked your version btw.

 

Being in tune is over-rated.

 

:) Thats what you get with 5 double Vodka and cokes with another 3 pints followed closely!

 

Im doing a demo soon, which will sound excellent.

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:) Thats what you get with 5 double Vodka and cokes with another 3 pints followed closely!

 

Im doing a demo soon, which will sound excellent.

 

A demo ??? Please tell us it's a demo outside your local hospital thats about to close as opposed to a demo to send off to a recording company !!! :P

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What songs are you going to sing :)

 

Light My fire, some Mika, maybe throw some Ronan Keaton in and god knows what else.

Should be fun

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Light My fire, some Mika, maybe throw some Ronan Keaton in and god knows what else.

Should be fun

 

Scissor Sisters, Elton John, Boy George, Jimmy Somerville ?

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