Lovecraft Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Showing the gang wars in Glasgow. Pretty funny that they have to show subtitles when the neds are talking. Surely they should just bomb the place? Imagine the money saved on benefits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 How does one conceal a machete? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Time for this old chestnut then... As you are probably aware a massive earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale struck Glasgow in the early hours. At the epicentre in Easterhouse, victims were seen roaming around aimlessly muttering "wheeys keeys are theese". The earthquake decimated the entire area causing about 30 quids worth of damage. Several priceless collections of ashtrays from the Balearics and Tenerife were damaged beyond repair. Three historic areas of burnt out cars, some over seven years old Were disturbed. Many locals were awoken before their Giro's arrived. The Glasgow Herald reported that hundreds of locals were confused, bewildered and still trying to come to terms with the loss of Ladbrokes. One resident a Miss Sharon MacLafferty, a 15 year old mother of six said "It was a shock to my little Chardonnay Mercedes. She came into my room crying and put me and Winston off our stroke but my youngest two Tyler Morgan and Brooklyn Romeo Rainbow luckily slept through it all. I was still shaking whilst watching River City the next day". Apparently looting, mugging and car crime did carry on as normal. The Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4000 crates of lager into the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have recovered large amounts of belongings including Benefit Books, jewellery by Elizabeth Duke at Argos and finest bone china from Poundstretcher's. HOW CAN YOU HELP? This appeal is to raise money for food and clothes parcels for those caught up in the disaster. Clothing is urgently needed and amongst the most sought after items are; ? Fila or Burberry Baseball Caps ? Kappa Tracksuit Tops (his and hers) ? Adidas Trackie Bottoms 3/4 length, ? White Socks ? Rockport Boots ? and anything else from the Donnay shop Food parcels must take into consideration local tastes and should include Micro Meals, Fried Mars Bars, Irn Bru, Pot Noodles, Baked Beanz, Super Noodles, Sausage Rolls and Greggs pasties for the babies. Special Brew, Aftershock, or Thunderbird would also be gratefully received. Every little helps. Remember: ? 22p buys a biro to help fill in a compensation form ? ?2.00 buys chips with curry and blue Panda pop for a family of nine ? ?6.00 buys 20 B&H and a box of Swan Vestas to calm the nerves of a grieving ten year old. Please don't send tents for shelter as the sight of posh accommodation is unfair on the residents of Blackhill and Pollok. THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Hitler had the right idea. Just the wrong people. I would happily flick the switch to have these **** gassed. They do not deserve to live. They are a virus and if they were any other species on Earth they would simply be destroyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 I say we kill them and take their organs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I say we kill them and take their organs. Would you want their organs ? I say we take their organs and use them to feed lab rats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 Would you want their organs ? I say we take their organs and use them to feed lab rats. Yeah, we could use them to try and save people that would do something with their lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Yeah, we could use them to try and save people that would do something with their lives. Good plan. Put them down. Take their organs and test for all manner of schemie diseases. If they get the all clear give someone the chance of a decent life. Seems like a simple plan. If only that ******* Hitler hadn't tried it before it would be a goer !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morry Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Seemed the London kids had NY hats - where the glasgow kids had celtic 'taps oan'. I do feel sorry for the kids though - 4 year old kids running about late at night with chibs just aint right. It's a horrible cicle through there - just makes me feel lucky i was born the right side of the M8! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Encapsulate the esates in big plastic domes then gas the bloody lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Easterhoose! What a bloody tip of the highest order eh? All or most seemed to be smeltic fans as well, loved the subtitles bit too heh heh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Personally, I blame the Coen brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Showing the gang wars in Glasgow. Pretty funny that they have to show subtitles when the neds are talking. Surely they should just bomb the place? Imagine the money saved on benefits. I'm more in favour of a series of Battle Royales to thin the herd give them some proper weapons - neds+AK47's = entertainment. 100 go in one comes out style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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