Hugh Watt Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 OK, we've all seen the excellent comedy quiz show on TV, so lets have a wee bash at making some witty headlines relating to our club's present circumstances ... lets spin that wheel! Headlines that you won't see appearing on the official Hearts website; Hearts new signing Adrian Mrowiec is 100% fit and expected to be in the starting 11 for the game against Hamilton on Saturday. Next?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clark Griswold Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Hearts sign Derek Riordan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Kickback Unite To Get It Right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 This weeks match has been sold out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub4TiddlerMurray Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Headlines that you won't see appearing on the official Hearts website[/b] Hearts FC wishes Celtic the very best of luck in the Champions League and for the benefit of Scottish Football we fully expect them to hump Man United Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Hearts win League Cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Csaba's Broon Shoes Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Diamonds Bust Hearts Hearts Go Whoops in Co-Op Cup KO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie-Jambo-66 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Callum Elliot breaks Robertson goal scoring record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Celtic observe two minutes silence at Tynecastle following death of Church of Scotland Moderator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Shabba declares league and cup double is still on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Recent poll shows 100% of Hearts supporters support Vladimir Romanov. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Certain poster finds his glasses and identifies David Obua correctly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulah Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Vladimir Romonov does NOT pick the team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narrative Arc Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 The answer is b@ll@cks. What is the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sidious Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Roman Romanov apoligises to the SFA and shareholders after AGM threats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmiyaRomanova Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Hearts Appoint Kickback Manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Fans flood back to Tynecastle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Hearts are champions of europe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieholt Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Due to fan pressure and popular demand, Jose Goncalves returns to Hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arron69jay Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Hearts sport the best attack in the country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Hearts feed off Kaunas again as Polish midfielder joins up #*$? thats a real one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Hearts player takes gold for Lithuania in Beijing (10m springboard) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Rangers board admit to bribing refs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodger_84 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Council gives the ok to build the new stand, they deny asking Hearts to make a contribution to the tram system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Mendie & Hleb both grabbed a goal a piece as Mark McGhee's Hearts defeated Motherwell 2-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casenauskis Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Jamie mole is made captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Vlad admits he is a ******. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 All in all, a good performance from Mike McCurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Hearts get Kaka on loan, after he signs for Kaunas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 ....An Aberdeen fan admits to making love to a cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 We send our congratulations to our Edinburgh neighbours, Hibernian FC, on winning the Scottish Cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Team News - Beslija NOT injured. Or is that taking things too far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe.gausden Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 [B]A FIT Beslija starts for Hearts on Saturday!![/b] :eek::eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe.gausden Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 We send our congratulations to our Edinburgh neighbours, Hibernian FC, on winning the Scottish Cup. Thats just takin things tooooo far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo-rocker Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 vladimar romanov finally admits 'i was wrong to sack burley!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 With the new training regime firmly in place, Elliot finally shines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Mikolinas and Kesnevacius both in Line for SPL player of the Year!! Barry Ferguson sent off at Tynecastle as Hearts Stroll to a 3-0 victory, 2 pens and a Miko 40 yarder gave Hearts the 3 points!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartyHarry1982 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 99% of Hearts fans believe the league cup is more important than the Scottish cup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casenauskis Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 hearts finally sign a British Player... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 I think you've *******ised two rounds on Mock the Week here... it was rubbish last night as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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