Boab Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Right bright sparks, could someone please tell me watt is realy going on? I've had enough of this I'm going ohm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 They should use LEDs anyway. They woudnt need to waste a wage on some faceless no mark bulb changer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyMcL Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I've had enough of this I'm going ohm! Listen to him, he's incandescent with rage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyMcL Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Stay out his way, he might LAMP you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 What happens when vlad blows his fuse and sacks this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7628mm Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 :rofl::rofl: this is hurting my sides too much please god let the coin meter run out soon before I wet myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imeantasong Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Don't forget though - Hubz were first to play under the bulbz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Don't forget though - Hubz were first to play under the bulbz. These are the bulbs delivered to Fester Road - they should have got an Eastern European Bulb Changer instead of a home grown one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChemicalJambo Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Despite the floodlights looking ok, I could see bulbs not working so its 100% right that Bob has been given the bullet and deserves everything he got. Lets give Enlightinus our full backing, the future's bright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KisLas Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Good appointment IMO. Lithuania have always had solid light bulb changers. The Kaunas lada are raging over this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 The current situation is well below PAR. Someone had to get discharged sooner or later. As for Vlad? sod ium! I may have taken that too far for non electrical people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmiyaRomanova Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Is this guy a redhead or a blonde? another pish electrical in-joke alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Is this guy a redhead or a blonde? another pish electrical in-joke alert Suitably obscure. I like it, I've heard he's a bit of a brute. His mates call him 'arri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmiyaRomanova Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Suitably obscure. I like it, I've heard he's a bit of a brute. His mates call him 'arri. Frankly, I'm baffled - but I won't get snooty about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The xx Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Frankly, I'm baffled, but I won't get snooty about it. Lighten up! You always seem to generate a lot of resistance on here. You're giving me a headache, I'm away for a VOLTarol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Vlad originally brought in a psychiatrist to change the lightbulbs. But the pyschiatrist told him that first, the lightbulbs must really want to change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyMcL Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 :rofl::rofl: this is hurting my sides too much please god let the coin meter run out soon before I wet myself ARC at him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serge Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 The papers will pylon even more criticism for Vlad with this appointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Apparently the old guy that's been doing it for years is "damaging the club every day". Nah, I heard he once changed a bulb in Glasgow. Traitourous Judas that he is. He'll never change a bulb at our club ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auldreekie1874 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Enlightinushas just fell from the Pylons and broke his legs, he's now completely useless. Rangers have now offered him a contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffundo Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I can read that white writing;) He should have used smaller font and this colour Probably even smaller font Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffundo Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 He should have used smaller font and this colour Probably even smaller font Maybe this size and this colour or this size and this colour Feck it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgie rd eh11 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 FFS typical Hertz! We sign a bulb changer when it's obvious to everyone its quality turnstyle operatives and snack bar attendants we're short of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I hope he is given a chance to light up the league with his skills:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Wait a minute, I'm not even sure this thread is legit. I've been checking the Hearts site and i've seen nothing about this new appointment. I think the OP's on the wind-up. Until I see him with holding a Hearts scarf over his head, I'll remain skeptical... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figo GMC Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Quite dissapointed with this appointment, my sources form within the club informed me that we had a French Trialist over last week, some boy called 'Candela'......i can only presume he must have been a bit 'dim', as it appeared to be a done deal! anyone care to shine some 'light' on this affair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Quite dissapointed with this appointment, my sources form within the club informed me that we had a French Trialist over last week, some boy called 'Candela'......i can only presume he must have been a bit 'dim', as it appeared to be a done deal! anyone care to shine some 'light' on this affair? he was caught flashing at Clum thats why we didn't let him light it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernie winchester Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Wait a minute, I'm not even sure this thread is legit. I've been checking the Hearts site and i've seen nothing about this new appointment. I think the OP's on the wind-up. Until I see him with holding a Hearts scarf over his head, I'll remain skeptical... Ohm y God! Another one who can't accept the current situation. No great shock tho'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Kinnear Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I think Enlightenus will be in his element at Tynie, did the Liths not do brilliant at bulb changing in Beijing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clerry Jambo Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Gullit Lounge!:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMBOn_et_fromage Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 This is a quite unnecessary appointment. All we needed to do was to get the crowd to raise their hands at every home game - 'cos everyone knows that 'many hands make light work'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Quite dissapointed with this appointment, my sources form within the club informed me that we had a French Trialist over last week, some boy called 'Candela'......i can only presume he must have been a bit 'dim', as it appeared to be a done deal! anyone care to shine some 'light' on this affair? There was two over.The French boy as you said and a Dutch lad,Lumens. (No more...you'll be glad to hear!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowestjambo Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 He will fit in well, after all the team have been in Energy Save for the last couple of years! Watt's that ? OK I give up it's time to lighten up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djg001 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I'm in the dark about this new signing... I swear, if i hear anymore negative news from that dam weedgie paper that puts hearts in a bad light - i'm gonna torch the place. Dam Lith-iums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tolcross lad Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 How many Enlightinus Bulbreplaciuses does it take to change a lightbulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I'm in the dark about this new signing... I swear, if i hear anymore negative news from that dam weedgie paper that puts hearts in a bad light - i'm gonna torch the place. Dam Lith-iums Word. I was told that the old guy was going to be training the new guy, and that they'd be alternating. Pish, apparently. The change will be direct. It's not standard. Just not standard. There I was, thinking we'd taken a new angle. Poised for some good news. Can't see any coming our way in the near future. Raging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 MAD VALD GFT Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmiyaRomanova Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 How many Enlightinus Bulbreplaciuses does it take to change a lightbulb? Two - one to change the bulb, and the other to deflect criticism from qualified Kickback electricians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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