Martin_T Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Word is that Hearts have appointed the guy from Kaunas who changes the bulbs in the floodlights to the same role at Tynecastle. Enlightinus Bulbreplacius will start his new job with the club soon. Outrageous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Word is that Hearts have appointed the guy from Kaunas who changes the bulbs in the floodlights to the same role at Tynecastle. Enlightinus Bulbreplacius will start his new job with the club soon. Outrageous. At last, some light at the end of the tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Csaba's a puppet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siegementality Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Word is that Hearts have appointed the guy from Kaunas who changes the bulbs in the floodlights to the same role at Tynecastle. Enlightinus Bulbreplacius will start his new job with the club soon. Outrageous. It wouldn't surprise me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 MAD VALD GFT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.F.Robertson Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Word is that Hearts have appointed the guy from Kaunas who changes the bulbs in the floodlights to the same role at Tynecastle. Enlightinus Bulbreplacius will start his new job with the club soon. Outrageous. Source? (my maiden is broken) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Word is that Hearts have appointed the guy from Kaunas who changes the bulbs in the floodlights to the same role at Tynecastle. Enlightinus Bulbreplacius will start his new job with the club soon. Outrageous.Fecking outrageous:mad: Why didn't Csaba get to pick his own floodlight bulb changer:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 My Source tells me this would have happened ages ago but there have been work permit problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 My Source tells me this would have happened ages ago but there have been work permit problems you're source heard wrong! you're forgetting the Freedom of bulb changers EU laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 FFS! Have you seen the state of the Kaunas stadium? How the hell is this guy meant to be able to look after a stadium like Tynecastle? It's way out of his league. How many other employees will we see from Kaunas now? This is brutal. GTF Vlad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Watt a nightmare!!! hope Csaba got ample warning and put up some resistance. Hope the new guy gets wired in and hopefully he will be in his element. I heard that this guy is really switched on. I'll get ma coat............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicTs Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Apparently the old guy that's been doing it for years is "damaging the club every day". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Word is that Hearts have appointed the guy from Kaunas who changes the bulbs in the floodlights to the same role at Tynecastle. Enlightinus Bulbreplacius will start his new job with the club soon. Outrageous. I can't believe his name is actually Enlightinus Bulbreplacius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 I can't believe his name is actually Enlightinus Bulbreplacius. He got the nod ahead of Pishius Sparkius, who was barely competent in the role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 FFS somebody please tell me this is a wind up! Who is gonna bite first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I have just heard that he got moved out of Kaunus for lamping someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Apparently the old guy that's been doing it for years is "damaging the club every day". You misheard that. He was "damaging the bulbs every day". Sabotage, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 You misheard that. He was "damaging the bulbs every day". Sabotage, apparently. Plus he was wearing striped shirts under his overalls.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 FFS somebody please tell me this is a wind up! Who is gonna bite first? I can read that white writing;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Watt a nightmare!!! hope Csaba got ample warning and put up some resistance.Hope the new guy gets wired in and hopefully he will be in his element. I heard that this guy is really switched on. I'll get ma coat............. Hertz Hertz Gloroius Hertz:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I notice that the club website has reverted to type and is leaving us in the dark about this whole fiasco, yet again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I can read that white writing;) I know,it didn't work quite as I expected. I'm still pretty new to tinternet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I thought I saw him at Riccarton near Heriot Watt. UP YOURS Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siegementality Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I've just heard the following from a well respected member of the forum RR overheard two cleaners saying that they could smell Irn Bru from the old bulb cleaners breath. He was offered health spa treatment in Lithuania but refused. When VR found out that Irn Bru is drunk mainly in the west of Scotland he went mental and burst into the cleaners cupboard and branded old Bob a traitor. Apparently the old historical items found under the stand were found by mistake as they looked for somewhere to hide old Bobs body. Make of it what you will. The source: Horses mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAYEL Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Word is that Hearts have appointed the guy from Kaunas who changes the bulbs in the floodlights to the same role at Tynecastle. Enlightinus Bulbreplacius will start his new job with the club soon. Outrageous. But but but but ........ Csaba did not say last week that he was not going to sign a lamp changer. Now he has. FFS It must be Vlad signing. Will the poor guy be working on his own ? Are there going to be more coming on loan ? Will he be involved in reserve and youth games ? Utter turmoil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I've just heard the following from a well respected member of the forum RR overheard two cleaners saying that they could smell Irn Bru from the old bulb cleaners breath. He was offered health spa treatment in Lithuania but refused. When VR found out that Irn Bru is drunk mainly in the west of Scotland he went mental and burst into the cleaners cupboard and branded old Bob a traitor. Apparently the old historical items found under the stand were found by mistake as they looked for somewhere to hide old Bobs body. Make of it what you will. The source: Horses mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I thought I saw him at Riccarton near Heriot Watt. UP YOURS Buffalo Bill . Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imeantasong Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Heard he's AC/DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footieman Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 In all fairness we could do with some of the bulbs being replaced, its a disgrace the state they are in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Hertz Hertz Gloroius Hertz:) Repeat 50 times........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZkGlJMf4xU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Weren't we supposed to get someone from PSV Eindhoven! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Weren't we supposed to get someone from PSV Eindhoven! I'd heard he was coming from one of the Dynamo clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siegementality Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Weren't we supposed to get someone from PSV Eindhoven! No, was that not where one of the world cup "stars" was from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 No, was that not where one of the world cup "stars" was from? Who won the world cup of floodlight bulb changing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAYEL Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I FECK IN HATE LAMP CHANGERS , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyMcL Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I told my mate his name but he thought it was Phil a meant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjh1874 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Is he ours? Or is it another loan signing. Surely we needed an AMPle right back before the LUXury of a bulb man. FFS in the DARK again........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Seems the chap was off long term sick.Vlad promised if he came back he'd put him on light duties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I told my mate his name but he thought it was Phil a meant! The cheeky bugger. I hope you're going to socket to him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyMcL Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 The cheeky bugger. I hope you're going to socket to him! Nah, Screw him, I feel like running him through with a bayonet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I can't believe his name is actually Enlightinus Bulbreplacius. His name is actually Gen.Met him today and said "Halo gen!" (That is probably worth a suspension.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Nah, Screw him, I feel like running him through with a bayonet. Watch out - he may put up some resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 It's enough to give Freddy Mercury the vapours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 His name is actually Gen.Met him today and said "Halo gen!" (That is probably worth a suspension.) (Yes, from a very tall bridge) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernie winchester Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Does he have his yoofa light-changing badges and what's BAnderson saying about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyMcL Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Watch out - he may put up some resistance! I have the better IQ - he's dimmer than me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siegementality Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Who won the world cup of floodlight bulb changing? Brazil, after an appeal. They entered an all female team who wore shirts and no nickers. Apparently this meant the all male team members from the other countries were unable to pass then as the climbed up the pylon (I dunno why;)). The appeal came at the end when Lithuania argued that there were effectively two "Brazilians" in each race and one of them had not had hers done 24 hours before the championship started. She succesfully argued that the resultant shaving rash would have effected her performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyMcL Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Brazil, after an appeal. They entered an all female team who wore shirts and no nickers. Apparently this meant the all male team members from the other countries were unable to pass then as the climbed up the pylon (I dunno why;)). The appeal came at the end when Lithuania argued that there were effectively two "Brazilians" in each race and one of them had not had hers done 24 hours before the championship started. She succesfully argued that the resultant shaving rash would have effected her performance. Only after being inspired to enter after seeing the FLAIR at Easter Road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The xx Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Right bright sparks, could someone please tell me watt is realy going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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