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Word is that Hearts have appointed the guy from Kaunas who changes the bulbs in the floodlights to the same role at Tynecastle. Enlightinus Bulbreplacius will start his new job with the club soon. Outrageous.:mad:

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Word is that Hearts have appointed the guy from Kaunas who changes the bulbs in the floodlights to the same role at Tynecastle. Enlightinus Bulbreplacius will start his new job with the club soon. Outrageous.:mad:

 

At last, some light at the end of the tunnel.

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siegementality
Word is that Hearts have appointed the guy from Kaunas who changes the bulbs in the floodlights to the same role at Tynecastle. Enlightinus Bulbreplacius will start his new job with the club soon. Outrageous.:mad:

 

It wouldn't surprise me!

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J.T.F.Robertson
Word is that Hearts have appointed the guy from Kaunas who changes the bulbs in the floodlights to the same role at Tynecastle. Enlightinus Bulbreplacius will start his new job with the club soon. Outrageous.:mad:

 

Source? (my maiden is broken) :booze:

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Nucky Thompson
Word is that Hearts have appointed the guy from Kaunas who changes the bulbs in the floodlights to the same role at Tynecastle. Enlightinus Bulbreplacius will start his new job with the club soon. Outrageous.:mad:
Fecking outrageous:mad: Why didn't Csaba get to pick his own floodlight bulb changer:p
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Commander Harris
My Source tells me this would have happened ages ago but there have been work permit problems

you're source heard wrong!

 

you're forgetting the Freedom of bulb changers EU laws. :D

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Eldar Hadzimehmedovic

FFS! Have you seen the state of the Kaunas stadium? How the hell is this guy meant to be able to look after a stadium like Tynecastle? It's way out of his league. How many other employees will we see from Kaunas now? This is brutal. GTF Vlad.

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Watt a nightmare!!! hope Csaba got ample warning and put up some resistance.

Hope the new guy gets wired in and hopefully he will be in his element. I heard that this guy is really switched on.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get ma coat.............

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Art Vanderlay
Word is that Hearts have appointed the guy from Kaunas who changes the bulbs in the floodlights to the same role at Tynecastle. Enlightinus Bulbreplacius will start his new job with the club soon. Outrageous.:mad:

 

I can't believe his name is actually Enlightinus Bulbreplacius.

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I can't believe his name is actually Enlightinus Bulbreplacius.

 

 

He got the nod ahead of Pishius Sparkius, who was barely competent in the role.:eek:

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Apparently the old guy that's been doing it for years is "damaging the club every day".

 

You misheard that. He was "damaging the bulbs every day". Sabotage, apparently.

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You misheard that. He was "damaging the bulbs every day". Sabotage, apparently.

 

Plus he was wearing striped shirts under his overalls....

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Nucky Thompson
FFS somebody please tell me this is a wind up!

 

 

Who is gonna bite first?

I can read that white writing;)
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Toxteth O'Grady
Watt a nightmare!!! hope Csaba got ample warning and put up some resistance.

Hope the new guy gets wired in and hopefully he will be in his element. I heard that this guy is really switched on.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get ma coat.............

 

 

 

Hertz Hertz Gloroius Hertz:)

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The People's Chimp

I notice that the club website has reverted to type and is leaving us in the dark about this whole fiasco, yet again.

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Ron Burgundy
I can read that white writing;)

 

I know,it didn't work quite as I expected.:)

 

I'm still pretty new to tinternet.

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Buffalo Bill

I thought I saw him at Riccarton near Heriot Watt.

 

 

UP YOURS

 

 

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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siegementality

I've just heard the following from a well respected member of the forum

 

RR overheard two cleaners saying that they could smell Irn Bru from the old bulb cleaners breath. He was offered health spa treatment in Lithuania but refused. When VR found out that Irn Bru is drunk mainly in the west of Scotland he went mental and burst into the cleaners cupboard and branded old Bob a traitor. Apparently the old historical items found under the stand were found by mistake as they looked for somewhere to hide old Bobs body.

 

Make of it what you will. The source: Horses mouth.

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Word is that Hearts have appointed the guy from Kaunas who changes the bulbs in the floodlights to the same role at Tynecastle. Enlightinus Bulbreplacius will start his new job with the club soon. Outrageous.:mad:

 

But but but but ........

 

Csaba did not say last week that he was not going to sign a lamp changer.

 

Now he has.

 

FFS

 

It must be Vlad signing.

 

Will the poor guy be working on his own ?

 

Are there going to be more coming on loan ?

 

Will he be involved in reserve and youth games ?

 

Utter turmoil

 

 

:eek:

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Nucky Thompson
I've just heard the following from a well respected member of the forum

 

RR overheard two cleaners saying that they could smell Irn Bru from the old bulb cleaners breath. He was offered health spa treatment in Lithuania but refused. When VR found out that Irn Bru is drunk mainly in the west of Scotland he went mental and burst into the cleaners cupboard and branded old Bob a traitor. Apparently the old historical items found under the stand were found by mistake as they looked for somewhere to hide old Bobs body.

 

Make of it what you will. The source: Horses mouth.

:welldone:
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Art Vanderlay
I thought I saw him at Riccarton near Heriot Watt.

 

 

UP YOURS

 

 

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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Lol

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Weren't we supposed to get someone from PSV Eindhoven!

 

I'd heard he was coming from one of the Dynamo clubs. ;)

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siegementality
Weren't we supposed to get someone from PSV Eindhoven!

 

No, was that not where one of the world cup "stars" was from?

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No, was that not where one of the world cup "stars" was from?

 

 

Who won the world cup of floodlight bulb changing?:P

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Is he ours? Or is it another loan signing.

 

Surely we needed an AMPle right back before the LUXury of a bulb man.

 

FFS in the DARK again...........................

 

:ninja:

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I told my mate his name but he thought it was Phil a meant!

 

The cheeky bugger. I hope you're going to socket to him!

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The cheeky bugger. I hope you're going to socket to him!

 

Nah, Screw him, I feel like running him through with a bayonet.

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I can't believe his name is actually Enlightinus Bulbreplacius.

 

His name is actually Gen.Met him today and said "Halo gen!"

 

(That is probably worth a suspension.)

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Nah, Screw him, I feel like running him through with a bayonet.

 

Watch out - he may put up some resistance!

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His name is actually Gen.Met him today and said "Halo gen!"

 

(That is probably worth a suspension.)

 

(Yes, from a very tall bridge)

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siegementality
Who won the world cup of floodlight bulb changing?:P

 

Brazil, after an appeal. They entered an all female team who wore shirts and no nickers. Apparently this meant the all male team members from the other countries were unable to pass then as the climbed up the pylon (I dunno why;)). The appeal came at the end when Lithuania argued that there were effectively two "Brazilians" in each race and one of them had not had hers done 24 hours before the championship started. She succesfully argued that the resultant shaving rash would have effected her performance.

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Brazil, after an appeal. They entered an all female team who wore shirts and no nickers. Apparently this meant the all male team members from the other countries were unable to pass then as the climbed up the pylon (I dunno why;)). The appeal came at the end when Lithuania argued that there were effectively two "Brazilians" in each race and one of them had not had hers done 24 hours before the championship started. She succesfully argued that the resultant shaving rash would have effected her performance.

 

Only after being inspired to enter after seeing the FLAIR at Easter Road.

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