Ryan Gosling Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Who else tuned in expecting to see a documentary on Gordon Smith? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Who else tuned in expecting to see a documentary on Gordon Smith? Jesus christ this is a bit much :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Who else tuned in expecting to see a documentary on Gordon Smith? Where the hell is it then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Jesus christ this is a bit much :eek: Just said as much to Eck on MSN. That surgery bit was really uncomfortable. The lassie would get rattled despite having a ***** like a badly-packed kebab, though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stew mc Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Call me auld fashioned, but all fan nys look good to me;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 It's just indicative of the pressure that young females feel to conform to some perfect image of feminity. All very sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 Just said as much to Eck on MSN. That surgery bit was really uncomfortable. The lassie would get rattled despite having a ***** like a badly-packed kebab, though What about now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 What about now? Mmm, not so much. I'm sure she'd appeal to someone in that state. Probably a German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 Mmm, not so much. I'm sure she'd appeal to someone in that state. Probably a German. Or John Collins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Or John Collins. Probably thinks it's a programme about self-portraits of himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 Christ that one looked like a cross between an inside-out umbrella and the headcrabs from Half Life 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 haha you could park a car for the winter under the 16 year olds lips!!! Sorry shouldnt laugh,very immature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 haha you could park a car for the winter under the 16 year olds lips!!! Sorry shouldnt laugh,very immature. It was like a ripped-out fireplace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 LMAO at the painter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 LMAO at the painter. The man's a misogynystic hero, IMO. EDIT: This could get pretty ****ed up here, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 The man's a misogynystic hero, IMO. The accent made it all. "Oi personally loike oral sex. Givin' and receivin'." Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 The man's a misogynystic hero, IMO. Explain it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 The accent made it all. "Oi personally loike oral sex. Givin' and receivin'." Legend. I'm convinced that they pick the people with the funniest, easiest-to-mock accents when talking about things like this, so immature people like us can giggle about it. God I love Channel 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Explain it! The word or the entire phrase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 I'm convinced that they pick the people with the funniest, easiest-to-mock accents when talking about things like this, so immature people like us can giggle about it. God I love Channel 4. I actually imagined Ian Holloway saying that in a team talk. "Now lads, go out there and give them fans oral sex in football form. Givin' and recein'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 I actually imagined Ian Holloway saying that in a team talk. "Now lads, go out there and give them fans oral sex in football form. Givin' and recein'." "And if thay've got big, flappy beef cur'ains, say see ya la'er!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 "And if thay've got big, flappy beef cur'ains, say see ya la'er!" Oh great. A love your vadge session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Oh great. A love your vadge session. This is truly ****ing hilarious. I'm nearly crying with laughter at the wee comments the others make. "It's beautiful, it really is....beautiful." "And you've got a relationship with your (yoni?), haven't you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 your yoni has a wonderful sense of humour,,, WTF,what planet is that tart on??? Why cant the bbc spend my licence fee on programs like this??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 And of course all men have completely uniform genitalia? I agree with Dave on this one. Sad that young girls feel the need to conform to a standard that doesn't exist. People are different and that is a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 And of course all men have completely uniform genitalia? I agree with Dave on this one. Sad that young girls feel the need to conform to a standard that doesn't exist. People are different and that is a good thing. I was reading a piece in the Guardian a few months ago which discussed the growing impact of porn on mainstream sexual culture. One poor girl said it was very important to her to have a PPP (gold star to anyone who can decipher that). It was pretty alarming, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 I was reading a piece in the Guardian a few months ago which discussed the growing impact of porn on mainstream sexual culture. One poor girl said it was very important to her to have a PPP (gold star to anyone who can decipher that). It was pretty alarming, to be honest. PPP? Perfect pee place? Somehow I know that's wrong and the reality will be much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tott Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 PPP Perfect Pink....something,cant think what though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 This is truly ****ing hilarious. I'm nearly crying with laughter at the wee comments the others make. "It's beautiful, it really is....beautiful." "And you've got a relationship with your (yoni?), haven't you?" I just watched it on 4+1 and pished myself at the exact same bit, I couldn't believe it when they told her it wasn't ugly and that it beautiful It was like a slaters nailbag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 I actually hate Lisa what-ever now. Man hating ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 Pretty pink pearl. Star? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Tott's the one who's come closest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 I actually hate Lisa what-ever now. Man hating ****. I really can't quite understand where you picked up on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Tott's the one who's come closest. Partners penis progression? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Pretty pink patch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Pinkish plonker pillow? Dunno why these lassies bother, they should just stuff a Greggs ham sandwich down their knickers. (White bread). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 To put you out of your misery, it's the (somewhat disappointing, given some of the suggestions on here) Perfect Porn Pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 Perfect porn pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 This is truly ****ing hilarious. I'm nearly crying with laughter at the wee comments the others make. "It's beautiful, it really is....beautiful." "And you've got a relationship with your (yoni?), haven't you?" I flicked channels at that point and involuntarily expatiated a loud 'What the ****?', then proceeded to weep with mirth and joy at the sheer feminine mongosity of it all. It was brilliant, Chris Morris couldn't beat that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 I really can't quite understand where you picked up on that. I heard her blame men in that programme 5 or 6 times. She essentially said that men were to blame for the self esteem issues the young girl was facing, totally neglecting that you'll hear more girls commenting on ****** sizes in conversation than you would hear blokes talking about ***** shape. She, at one point, even blamed porn for it as well. Now I've seen a couple of porns in my time, but you don't see me rushing out to get a penis enlargment because I'm not a foot long and 3 foot wide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 I was reading a piece in the Guardian a few months ago which discussed the growing impact of porn on mainstream sexual culture. One poor girl said it was very important to her to have a PPP (gold star to anyone who can decipher that). It was pretty alarming, to be honest. isn't that perfectly proportioned punani?? this is a funny thread, the idea that girls want to have a porn star ***** is disturbing though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 isn't that perfectly proportioned punani?? this is a funny thread, the idea that girls want to have a porn star ***** is disturbing though Yup. And with porn more and more accessible, it is influencing what young people expect from sex. Which can be a good thing in some cases - but clearly not in many others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 Provided the lady garden's fencing doesn't completely overshadow the sausage dog visiting it, who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 The accent made it all. "Oi personally loike oral sex. Givin' and receivin'." Legend. Is that where Ulysses got to this weekend then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 PPP = Perfect Pink Pussy Quite straightforward really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the voice from above Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Who else tuned in expecting to see a documentary on Gordon Smith? it what way exactly could gordon smith be described as perfect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Yup. And with porn more and more accessible, it is influencing what young people expect from sex. Which can be a good thing in some cases - but clearly not in many others. So are you saying that plastic hoods, aerosol cans, wine bottles, leather strapping, and canes are not normal practice then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 I only watched the first 10 mins or so, no need for me to watch it further after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 I only watched the first 10 mins or so, no need for me to watch it further after that. I expected to see you starring in it. No offence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Found it really disturbing for several reasons. 1) Lisa Rodgers is, herself, a "subject line". She blamed blokes for putting pressure on these girls to have surgery. Get a life ya bint. They should keep their knickers on and stop sleeping with assholes. Case closed! 2) Why should I sympathise with a 16 year old girl who gets bullied over her "subject line". They should sympathise with us taxpayers who are paying for such stupid treatment for these people. She's 16 FFS, she shouldn't even be flashin the gash. 3) I expect a follow up show to highlight the pressures on blokes who get the "pinky" treatment from women in regards to their manhood. 4) How dare she give the painters hassle for their preference. Women like to have their foo foos shaved, so why can't a bloke like that look? Waste of programming. The head of Channel 4 should be shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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