benny Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 http://www.hibs.net/message/showthread.php?t=126233 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 http://www.hibs.net/message/showthread.php?t=126233 They all live in some little world don' they? Dashing Bob S It basically comes down to sex appeal. We have it, they want it. They can't have it, so are jealous. That's it, What a plum this guy is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh my god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I pity those tards. I'm not sure if that's allowed - calling those spastics tards. Let me know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 That's hilarious. I loved this bit: Worst Thing:Not always managing to play the "Hibs way" ourselves very much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Reptille junkie losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanHearts Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 http://www.hibs.net/message/showthread.php?t=126233 Thanks mate. That was a good insight into the strange and sadly delusional world of the Hibby. References to Dryborough cups & beating us "Yams" every couple of years in random games as big highlights - oh & being cool apparantely ! Someone reckoned that they were the best team in Europe during a spell in the 70s. Yes the team full of legends that got horssed 6-1 by the Tick in the real cup final. And let us all remember the the guardians off flair football : Bertie Auld, Alex Miller, Jocky Scott. Jum Duffy, Blobby Williamson & present style Guro : Mr Mixu. I'm off to bed with a wry smile on my coupon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 What a fantastic thread. It's like what Ned Flanders dads would write about their uncoordinated ugly children doing moderately well at My Little Pony soccer skool on summer vacation. Definitive evidence of their submissive bitch-hood:dog: to the Capital daddies, the Big Team Big Boys;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 this is a beauty: "As for the Yams... don't want to generalise, because plenty of them are ok, but a sizeable section of their support really, really hate us, to a level that's just not healthy. I sometimes wonder what - apart from failing to put them firmly in their place often enough - have we done to them?" :107years::107years::107years::107years::107years::107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 and then this bit, where they are discussing how kack they are!!! :107years: Greg Carr: I'm with you all the way on the best thing about Hibs, we just have that something about us. Worst thing is that we seem to under achieve constantly, the one thing that sadly we're consistantly good at. Max Von Baden: If you under achieve consistantly surley that would mean you are actually just consistantly bad and therefore there is no under achievement - just a level of consistancy whether it be good or bad? Not forgetting this quote: "we are the sleeping giants of Scottish football" :107years: they seriously are deluded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMarc Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 It's a shame really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Just read further down... I knew it was too good, someone on the wind up? come on, own up!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 It NEVER ceases to amaze me what a high opinion of themselves they hold, particularly when nobody else seems to share it. How many times have you heard that teams are scared to go to Easter Road ? Compare it to the amount of times you've heard opposition players or managers saying they're worried about going to Tynecastle. And where the feck do they get the idea that they've got oodles of class ? They really are a bunch of utter vaginas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 People with 'class' don't try and assault referees when they should be caring for a disabled person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 People with 'class' don't try and assault referees when they should be caring for a disabled person. Correct. They also don't sing songs celebrating someone's death or racist songs about refugees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 People with 'class' don't try and assault referees when they should be caring for a disabled person. Thank the lord i am a jambo.:107years::107years::107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fergie_Jambo Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 "Best thing - IMHO, HFC have that something special - don't know if I can put a name on it. " Let me help you out pal - it's called a horrible smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToYouToMe Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 It is amazing how many of them struggle to come up with anything. :107years::107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Begins with V and rhymes with bagina. Thats what they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 It is amazing how many of them struggle to come up with anything. :107years::107years: That shouldn't surprise anyone as they have nothing to shout about. They really ought to be a Sunday league team.:107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 And that old diamond chucked in, 1st Scottish (British) team in Europe. :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
this_is_my_story Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 This ringpiece comes up with a real craker, but deserves credit for immediately redeeming himdelf with his next comment!!! "Best: The aura of Hibernian, it's class, it's standards, it's phoenix like comebacks from the flames, it's spirit basically. Worst: Fans thinking we're a big club when we're not." Christ... The 'aura' of Hibernian?!? I really have heard it all now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winston churchill Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 People with 'class' don't try and assault referees when they should be caring for a disabled person. or a bunch of cowards attacking a bus load of women and kids, before a derby at the sangiro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Christ... The 'aura' of Hibernian?!? I really have heard it all now! He's clearly getting an aura and an overwhelming reek of sheeite mixed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodfella Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Hibernian FC are the **** of the earth. Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmeladent?rtchen Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 and then this bit, where they are discussing how kack they are!!! :107years: Greg Carr: I'm with you all the way on the best thing about Hibs, we just have that something about us. Worst thing is that we seem to under achieve constantly, the one thing that sadly we're consistantly good at. Max Von Baden: If you under achieve consistantly surley that would mean you are actually just consistantly bad and therefore there is no under achievement - just a level of consistancy whether it be good or bad? Not forgetting this quote: "we are the sleeping giants of Scottish football" :107years: they seriously are deluded. That is just classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
this_is_my_story Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 He's clearly getting an aura and an overwhelming reek of sheeite mixed up. Aye, either that or the stale pish-stained shellsuit bottoms! Seriously, for anyone that hasn't had a look at this thread, check it out! Especially the 1st page, there are a fair few genuine laugh-out-loud moments. The 'coolness', the 'Hibs way', the 'flair' - it's all there! Jesus, there's even one poster who talks of the fans wanting to see the team 'playing FFF at ER'!! It's obviously something that's talked about so much on smegma.net that they feel the need to abbreviate it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieboy Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 mod delete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Best - the highlights....put them all on a DVD and any team would find them hard to beat Aye? Best thing:That we're just Hibs. We have also gained a reputation for being a club and group of supporters who appreciate good football - ie football played the "Hibs" way. Jesus Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieboy Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Aye? Jesus Christ. excellent avatar my good man !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 excellent avatar my good man !!! Why thank you. I've only had it for about 3/4 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieboy Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Why thank you. I've only had it for about 3/4 years. aye but I dont usually look at them Caaaaan yoooouuuuu ddddiiiiiiigggggg itttttttt???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 TBH most fans must feel the same about their club as we do. Football fanaticism means your club doesn't have to be a world-beater for you to have great pride in them and what the club means to you. Hibees have a very special history and it's certainly something to be proud of. There are small things that make the hair rise up on the back of the neck, like the strip. The more traditional the better. To think that generations of Hibbies have watched their favourites run out in the (almost unique) Green and White send shivers up me spine. In terms of tradition Hibees are easily Number 1 in Scotland. :eek::eek::eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
151 Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 "Best Thing - Theres something special about Hibs The history of the club is unique" what history? the only thing unique is surely theyre lack of scottish cups? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosewood Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 What kind of muppet would write this: Best thing: White sleeves Maha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Tarts 1874 Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Thanks mate. That was a good insight into the strange and sadly delusional world of the Hibby. References to Dryborough cups & beating us "Yams" every couple of years in random games as big highlights - oh & being cool apparantely ! Someone reckoned that they were the best team in Europe during a spell in the 70s. Yes the team full of legends that got horssed 6-1 by the Tick in the real cup final. And let us all remember the the guardians off flair football : Bertie Auld, Alex Miller, Jocky Scott. Jum Duffy, Blobby Williamson & present style Guro : Mr Mixu. I'm off to bed with a wry smile on my coupon. Let's not forget the 6-2 (1968) and 6-3 (1974) pumpings by Celtic in the diddy cup finals too. All part of their "golden" generation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest juvehearts Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 i got to page 25 & started to feel stupid. i hate that site. good for banter & making me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Fance feeling proud to be a hibby. It's a bit like treasuring a certificate from your doctor saying you have AIDS. The thread reeks of total peesh. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 It's a bit like treasuring a certificate from your doctor saying you have AIDS. The Bum AIDS ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 TBH most fans must feel the same about their club as we do. Football fanaticism means your club doesn't have to be a world-beater for you to have great pride in them and what the club means to you. Hibees have a very special history and it's certainly something to be proud of. There are small things that make the hair rise up on the back of the neck, like the strip. The more traditional the better. To think that generations of Hibbies have watched their favourites run out in the (almost unique) Green and White send shivers up me spine. In terms of tradition Hibees are easily Number 1 in Scotland. :eek::eek::eek: I think what he meant to say was they were number 107 in terms of tradition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 i got to page 25 & started to feel stupid. i hate that site. good for banter & making me laugh And so you should. It's only a 2 page thread. Oh dear. He's skelped your botty with that one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 it's like the brass section of the biggest orchestra in the world on there. trumpets, trombones, basoons.... PARP!!! HONK!!! TOOT!!! FWWWWWWRT!!! maggots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Some mornings I just need a wee "pick me up" Something to get me going. This'll do fine. "cHARISMA" Are these wind ups by Hearts fans over there on wewilllalwaysbeunderachievers.com :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 That thread is the reason the internet was invented. Pure, unadulterated gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 That thread is the reason the internet was invented. That and smut, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 That and smut, obviously. I can honestly say that hibs.net provides me with more entertainment than all the "gentleman's interest" sites put together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 http://www.hibs.net/message/showthread.php?t=126233 That something about us. They are a worry,what a bunch of clowns. Mind you being deluded, keeps them happy :107years::107years::107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Hibs are like that weirdo at the office party who no-one really likes but everyone humours anyway. You know, the guy who still thinks he's cool? Usually seen in a some ill fitting Matalan jeans and a shocking denim jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Hibs are like that weirdo at the office party who no-one really likes but everyone humours anyway. You know, the guy who still thinks he's cool? Usually seen in a some ill fitting Matalan jeans and a shocking denim jacket. You're thinking about Colin from The Fast Show aren't you ? Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 They all live in some little world don' they? Dashing Bob S It basically comes down to sex appeal. We have it, they want it. They can't have it, so are jealous. That's it, What a plum this guy is No, It basically comes down to, higher finishes in the league, higher fan numbers, winning games, winning leagues and cups, winning derby matches at home, winning more derby matches at Easter Road than them. Being the big team. They can't, they are jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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