eddie fenwick Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 the wifes on at me to get it done:dribble:views please chaps(not of yours) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 It was easy Eddie, the only pain was the needle insertion. It took 10 minutes in Kirkliston Health centre and my wife sat and watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackjambo22 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 It was easy Eddie, the only pain was the needle insertion. It took 10 minutes in Kirkliston Health centre and my wife sat and watched. No trust you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 The view of the aerial photo of Edinburgh on the ceiling in the place in Dean Terrace is nice ... ... as the guy is doing what he does. Get a lift home. You feel OK at first but then it's like you've been hit with a baseball bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 It was easy Eddie, the only pain was the needle insertion. It took 10 minutes in Kirkliston Health centre and my wife sat and watched. Just checking, was she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 the wifes on at me to get it done:dribble:views please chaps(not of yours) Me too, Eddie. I told Mrs X there wasn't a chance in hell that someone was going for my bollox with a scalpel. Also, as mine are made of steel it would be a futile exercise in any case! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 No trust you Honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 the wifes on at me to get it done:dribble:views please chaps(not of yours) Think Linda maybe do it soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 Honest. cheers derek,youve just talked me out of it:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 Think Linda maybe do it soon. :):)that was quick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Jambo Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Just had it done at Dean terrace and the aerial view of Edinburgh is nice, although difficult to concentrate on when a chappie is fiddling with your bits! the op is itself is nothing the aftermath in my case has been a disaster, b***ocks the size of golf balls, muchos bruising and burst stiches. Sure it's short term pain for long term gain and all that but don't rush!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Siegel Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 The day I got it done was the CIS Semi Final back in January against Rankgers. Feck knows how I managed it but was at the game. Can't really remember it though as was in bloody agony once the anasthetic wore off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 :):)that was quick Grafen Walder 8.6% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Just had it done at Dean terrace and the aerial view of Edinburgh is nice, although difficult to concentrate on when a chappie is fiddling with your bits! the op is itself is nothing the aftermath in my case has been a disaster, b***ocks the size of golf balls, muchos bruising and burst stiches. Sure it's short term pain for long term gain and all that but don't rush!! What's the long term gain mate:) I can't think of the benefits of becoming a jaffa:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazo Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Just had it done at Dean terrace and the aerial view of Edinburgh is nice, although difficult to concentrate on when a chappie is fiddling with your bits! the op is itself is nothing the aftermath in my case has been a disaster, b***ocks the size of golf balls, muchos bruising and burst stiches. Sure it's short term pain for long term gain and all that but don't rush!! Are you saying it makes your balls shrink ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 the wifes on at me to get it done:dribble:views please chaps(not of yours) I'm impressed. You're married and still having sex with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Ross Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 The day I got it done was the CIS Semi Final back in January against Rankgers. Feck knows how I managed it but was at the game. Can't really remember it though as was in bloody agony once the anasthetic wore off. At least it gave the rest of us a laugh that day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 I'm impressed. You're married and still having sex with her. maybe she wants to start doin it again:dribble: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 the wifes on at me to get it done:dribble:views please chaps(not of yours) Get it done ya wimp!!! Told you that story the day about my pal.... be warned;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 Get it done ya wimp!!!Told you that story the day about my pal.... be warned;) i know why you want me to get it done;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Get it done ya wimp!!!Told you that the day Eddie Are you having De Ja Vu with that above statement:dribble: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 i know why you want me to get it done;) i have not idea what your talking about Mr F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 i know why you want me to get it done;) You are encouragable Eddie. Wait until John gets a hold of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 Eddie Are you having De Ja Vu with that above statement:dribble: oh,the shivers down my spine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 oh,the shivers down my spine By the way I think we might have got away with it;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 By the way I think we might have got away with it;) I think not:rolleyes: Wait till big bad john gets home:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 the wifes on at me to get it done:dribble:views please chaps(not of yours) Had it done for my 38th Birthday. Was not that painful but had a fight with my wife on the way home. She deliberately hit every pothole driving home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I think not:rolleyes:Wait till big bad john gets home:eek: EF's getting it in the neck tonight (so to speak) is he not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Maroon Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I became a Jaffa about 15 years ago. It was very straightforward. Done in 10 minutes. You feel the first needle going in (thats the one which freezes your Baltics) After you get home, just keep taking strong painkillers every 4 hours for about a day, and you'll be ok. If it does go wrong, then remember the old saying - a snip here, and a snip there, and Boab's your auntie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Got it done about a year ago, wouldn't have bothered if I'd known the wife wasn't immediately going to turn back into the sex kitten I fell for many years ago! Also, dunno how to put this but basically the sensation of the ejaculation isn't quite as intense any more. Oh, I forgot to mention, I thought I'd be the hero and was back at work by lunchtime on the day I had it done, felt like I'd been kicked in the knackers every day for about 2 months afterwards. On the plus side, no more unexpected little darlings!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 EF's getting it in the neck tonight (so to speak) is he not? makes a change from me getting grief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Mayhem Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Had it done for my 38th Birthday. Was not that painful but had a fight with my wife on the way home. She deliberately hit every pothole driving home. Would hate to see what your Missus has planned for your 40th!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Got it done about a year ago, wouldn't have bothered if I'd known the wife wasn't immediately going to turn back into the sex kitten I fell for many years ago! Also, dunno how to put this but basically the sensation of the ejaculation isn't quite as intense any more. Oh, I forgot to mention, I thought I'd be the hero and was back at work by lunchtime on the day I had it done, felt like I'd been kicked in the knackers every day for about 2 months afterwards. On the plus side, no more unexpected little darlings!!!!! I need it done asap I have a fifth monster (just like in V ) on the way in november I thought all my troubles were over too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 makes a change from me getting grief You're right Petal, go on give 'em 'ell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Got it done about a year ago, wouldn't have bothered if I'd known the wife wasn't immediately going to turn back into the sex kitten I fell for many years ago! Also, dunno how to put this but basically the sensation of the ejaculation isn't quite as intense any more. Oh, I forgot to mention, I thought I'd be the hero and was back at work by lunchtime on the day I had it done, felt like I'd been kicked in the knackers every day for about 2 months afterwards. On the plus side, no more unexpected little darlings!!!!! Well you've convinced me. Bollox to having that done:confused: Chlamydia (sp) seems less painful and has the same effects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 **** that for a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Mayhem Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I got mine done privately in Darlington and have to say I didn't feel one bit of pain either at the time (the pre-med was superb - think a bottle of your fave sprirt!) or after. ?500 well spent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 **** that for a laugh. Go on, do it, just for a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 You've got me tempted now Deek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 The prospect of an Eliza Dushku/Leelee Sobieski threesome wouldn't make me go through that. On you go however Edward - and let us know how it turns out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Mods you might need to merge this thread with 'Men Crying' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Mods you might need to merge this thread with 'Men Crying' :4_1_72: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeed Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Hi folks I dont post very much but seen this and had to reply.Have to say the deseeding wasn,t to bad during or after. The worst bit for me was the pre op shave which they give you no idea of how far you have to go. You have to start with stretching the old nut bag like its a ship sail to try and get a decent shave ,then its a bit like painting the door standards in your house,once you start your not sure how far to go,Go on give it a go the wife pished herself laughing watching me try and remove 34 year worth of hair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Hi folks I dont post very much but seen this and had to reply.Have to say the deseeding wasn,t to bad during or after. The worst bit for me was the pre op shave which they give you no idea of how far you have to go. You have to start with stretching the old nut bag like its a ship sail to try and get a decent shave ,then its a bit like painting the door standards in your house,once you start your not sure how far to go,Go on give it a go the wife pished herself laughing watching me try and remove 34 year worth of hair... Isn't there a lacky that shaves you? Or better still a student nurse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeed Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 If only..purley diy am afraid.Itches like fek when it grows back aswell:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Hi folks I dont post very much but seen this and had to reply.Have to say the deseeding wasn,t to bad during or after. The worst bit for me was the pre op shave which they give you no idea of how far you have to go. Aw, FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 If only..purley diy am afraid.Itches like fek when it grows back aswell:( Keep shaving it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Also, dunno how to put this but basically the sensation of the ejaculation isn't quite as intense any more. Kegels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Isn't there a lacky that shaves you? Or better still a student nurse! I had to shave my knackers myself and all I had at the time was a bloody great big electric shaver with a bit that flicked out that looked like an offensive weapon (yes I'm still talking about the shaver ), I remember whilst I was doing it I was shechtin myself thinking, one slip of the wrist and I'll save the surgeon a flippin job! I think you should get it done Eddie, you won't feel a thing mate, honest........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Never realised it was so popular. I can''t really see any benefit, she could just jump onto the pill! Nothing permanent but does the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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