Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 The smack dealer from 2 doors away turned up a while ago with his face in quite a mess only to find his mrs has locked him out and won't open the door. His poor attempts to open it with his foot key were followed by him bursting into tears and yelling that he'd been mugged behind the chemists:rofl: No need to ask what was took there then! Then, just to top off his day plod turn up and lift him! Its better than the telly! :4_1_72::4_1_72: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Sounds like a lovely part of West Lothian you live in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the North Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 The smack dealer from 2 doors away turned up a while ago with his face in quite a mess only to find his mrs has locked him out and won't open the door. His poor attempts to open it with his foot key were followed by him bursting into tears and yelling that he'd been mugged behind the chemists:rofl: No need to ask what was took there then!Then, just to top off his day plod turn up and lift him! Its better than the telly! :4_1_72::4_1_72: Morningside has clearly gone right downhill since I left.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Sounds like a lovely part of West Lothian you live in. Could be anywhere in West Lothian really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 3, 2008 Author Share Posted August 3, 2008 Sounds like a lovely part of West Lothian you live in. It is, smack 2 doors away, speed and blow 6 doors away and more smack 10 doors away! Now if someone would just start punting cheap drink....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 3, 2008 Author Share Posted August 3, 2008 Could be anywhere in West Lothian really. Spot on LC. And if I know where they all live makes you wonder why the drug squad leave them alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 It is, smack 2 doors away, speed and blow 6 doors away and more smack 10 doors away!Now if someone would just start punting cheap drink....... I take it you live on the High :wacko:Street then. I'll gte my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 I take it you live on the High :wacko:Street then. I'll gte my coat. That's a shocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 3, 2008 Author Share Posted August 3, 2008 I take it you live on the High :wacko:Street then. I'll gte my coat. :rofl::rofl: No, a Cul-de-sac actually! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belly Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 :rofl::rofl: No, a Cul-de-sac actually! You could say it was a Cul-de-smack then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 3, 2008 Author Share Posted August 3, 2008 You could say it was a Cul-de-smack then Very well thought out bud. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 You could say it was a Cul-de-smack then quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mitch Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 West Lothian? clearly crackhill or dole-beth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 West Lothian? clearly crackhill or dole-beth? Or as the drugs workers call it - Smackburn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 Mrs Smack dealer has now returned home along with her mother who can only be decribed as a well worn battle-axe, announcing to all and sundry that he'll no be gettin back in! Could liven up later when he gets back from court unless they're on holiday in which case it'll be tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Mrs Smack dealer has now returned home along with her mother who can only be decribed as a well worn battle-axe, announcing to all and sundry that he'll no be gettin back in!Could liven up later when he gets back from court unless they're on holiday in which case it'll be tomorrow. Big Mags:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 Smack heid let himself in whilst they were out, popped out for a bit and when he came back they were in the process of changing the locks. Rather large guy changing the locks so no trouble off him then! Police then appeared, think hes been ordered to stay away. A succession of junkies been hanging about most the night tho, don't think its finished with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_the_Jambo Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Looking out your window all night ? Better than telly sure. Have you pawned the telly and are ****sed off you need to an few doors down ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 Looking out your window all night ?Better than telly sure. Have you pawned the telly and are ****sed off you need to an few doors down ? Is there a word or two missing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 5, 2008 Author Share Posted August 5, 2008 Shes took the ersehole back...... after she tossed him out for leaving a partial full syringe within reach of a 2 year old! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Shes took the ersehole back...... after she tossed him out for leaving a partial full syringe within reach of a 2 year old! :mad: A what now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 5, 2008 Author Share Posted August 5, 2008 A what now? OK, half full! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Shes took the ersehole back...... after she tossed him out for leaving a partial full syringe within reach of a 2 year old! :mad: I take it you are a supporter of my 'Gas all the ****bags' political party ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 I take it you are a supporter of my 'Gas all the ****bags' political party ? No, I'm a member of 'Bring Back Hanging and National Service, that'll teach the Barstewards Alliance'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 New development, plods just turned up with blues and 2's going! Went into the house (hes there) but left without lifting anyone! Strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Wrong thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 Wrong thread. I understand the bit on the smoking thread now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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