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Just had a call from ,England India who knows.

He was very nippy and nasty.

kept my cool as any jambo would do.

Said if i dont pay up i will receive phone calls.

Im shaking NOT he can GTF as i will not be attacked by a nobody in my home.

Anybody else had the hassle.:mad:

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Some Indian bloke, apparently called "Raymond" phoned about 30 minutes ago to ask if i owned my own house. I played some techno down the phone at ultra-heroic volume for a few seconds, then asked him to repeat what he'd just said, then when he started talking, more techno and so on. I repeated this a few times until Raymond fecked off to harrass someone else. These people annoy me.

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Some Indian bloke, apparently called "Raymond" phoned about 30 minutes ago to ask if i owned my own house. I played some techno down the phone at ultra-heroic volume for a few seconds, then asked him to repeat what he'd just said, then when he started talking, more techno and so on. I repeated this a few times until Raymond fecked off to harrass someone else. These people annoy me.

 

That's class Cosa!

 

Good work!

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Miller Jambo 60
Some Indian bloke, apparently called "Raymond" phoned about 30 minutes ago to ask if i owned my own house. I played some techno down the phone at ultra-heroic volume for a few seconds, then asked him to repeat what he'd just said, then when he started talking, more techno and so on. I repeated this a few times until Raymond fecked off to harrass someone else. These people annoy me.

 

I am not a RACIST but when it comes to my well being.

They WANT TO gtf

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Dr. Bapswent
Just had a call from ,England India who knows.

He was very nippy and nasty.

kept my cool as any jambo would do.

Said if i dont pay up i will receive phone calls.

Im shaking NOT he can GTF as i will not be attacked by a nobody in my home.

Anybody else had the hassle.:mad:

 

 

 

Doug,

 

 

Deep breaths.

 

 

Now......

 

 

Ready.....?

 

 

 

 

MISSED A PAYMENT FOR WHAT????????

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if you owe them money and have defaulted, they have every right to enquire where their money is. the only way to get these people off your back is to either a) make the payment or B) enter into some sort of dialogue with them. Which unfortunately will involve either writing to them or having a phone conversation with them.

 

If they turn nasty then politely tell them to stop otherwise you'll hang up and if they continue to be nasty hang up on them.

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Guest S.U.S.S.

Dont listen to them doug,

 

Next time just.

 

"Oh you want me to pay?"

 

"Come and get it, ill chop you all up and feed you to my tiger"

 

"Then ill smear the tiger poo over my wall and you wont be able to find me"

 

Bingo, no more calls.

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Miller Jambo 60

:107years:

Dont listen to them doug,

 

Next time just.

 

"Oh you want me to pay?"

 

"Come and get it, ill chop you all up and feed you to my tiger"

 

"Then ill smear the tiger poo over my wall and you wont be able to find me"

 

Bingo, no more calls.

 

Shoudie laugh Suss but that was funny.

I love hearts

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Captain Lithuania
Just had a call from ,England India who knows.

He was very nippy and nasty.

kept my cool as any jambo would do.

Said if i dont pay up i will receive phone calls.

Im shaking NOT he can GTF as i will not be attacked by a nobody in my home.

Anybody else had the hassle.:mad:

 

Had a guy constantly phone me claiming his name was Jason, he had an Indian, Pakistani, Middle-Eastern accent.. Tell them you will report them and they generally stop.

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chester copperpot

I'm kind of a knob when it comes to these things, but did you not pay a bill or something Doug.

 

If thats the case then the company had every right to call you at your home. How else where they going to let you know.

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Captain Lithuania

If you missed a payment then yes, like the other guy said they have every right, but if he was nasty phone up the company and complain, normally these places record their calls so they SHOULD be able to track it.

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chester copperpot
If you missed a payment then yes, like the other guy said they have every right, but if he was nasty phone up the company and complain, normally these places record their calls so they SHOULD be able to track it.

 

 

 

Thanks, you can say my name if you want mate. ;)

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Just had a call from ,England India who knows.

He was very nippy and nasty.

kept my cool as any jambo would do.

Said if i dont pay up i will receive phone calls.

Im shaking NOT he can GTF as i will not be attacked by a nobody in my home.

Anybody else had the hassle.:mad:

 

why dont i believe that? :P

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Ryan Gosling

ring ring

 

Hello?

Hello I'm calling about a debt.

MA HA GORGIE RULE DOUGSTAR MY TWO BOYS YOU A JOKER NOT

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chester copperpot
ring ring

 

Hello?

Hello I'm calling about a debt.

MA HA GORGIE RULE DOUGSTAR MY TWO BOYS YOU A JOKER NOT

 

 

 

I shouldn't but.

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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ring ring

 

Hello?

Hello I'm calling about a debt.

MA HA GORGIE RULE DOUGSTAR MY TWO BOYS YOU A JOKER NOT

 

You forgot to add

 

I HAVE A WIFE YOU

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The Old Tolbooth
ring ring

 

Hello?

Hello I'm calling about a debt.

MA HA GORGIE RULE DOUGSTAR MY TWO BOYS YOU A JOKER NOT

 

Fpmsl!! :rofl:

 

Sorry Doug, but that was funny!! :D

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Miller Jambo 60
Fpmsl!! :rofl:

 

Sorry Doug, but that was funny!! :D

 

Thanks Guys i love the support:(:)

 

What are you like

 

 

MA HA

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chester copperpot
Thanks Guys i love the support:(:)

 

What are you like

 

 

MA HA

 

 

 

Doug what payment did you miss?

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coppercrutch
Doug what payment did you miss?

 

I don't think Doug wants to tell us...

 

Maybe he missed his regular payment for this weekly magazine...I have heard East Craigs is a hotspot...:eek::eek:

 

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Miller Jambo 60
Doug what payment did you miss?

 

Andy MBNA credit card was due on the 20th.

Not to worry , i could be a hobo god forbid.

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chester copperpot
Andy MBNA credit card was due on the 20th.

Not to worry , i could be a hobo god forbid.

 

 

 

Mate, I had Liverpool FC credit card, they are indeed *******s.

 

Still, best not abuse them though. I paid it off, they automatically gave me an 8K limit.

 

No thanks, stick yer credit card up yer arse. A warning to those who want to get a football club CC, dont. I did it, got charged 22.9%(much more now) but I was getting 9.9% with my banks card. Fooooooooooook that. Just say no kids.

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The Old Tolbooth

I had a Hearts CC through MBNA as well, probably the biggest bunch of tossers ever to issue CC's.

 

They have to be the most difficult company in the world to deal with.

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Stupid Sexy Flanders
Just had a call from ,England India who knows.

He was very nippy and nasty.

kept my cool as any jambo would do.

Said if i dont pay up i will receive phone calls.

Im shaking NOT he can GTF as i will not be attacked by a nobody in my home.

Anybody else had the hassle.:mad:

 

I'm not being funny Doug, but if you owe them money, what do you expect them to do?! Just wait patiently and then just write it off if you don't pay it?

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I'm not being funny Doug, but if you owe them money, what do you expect them to do?! Just wait patiently and then just write it off if you don't pay it?

 

Possibly have a non abusive english speaker to phone ??

 

Have started deliberatly waiting till my 3 phone bill is overdue so that the irish call centre calls for the payment rather than me calling bombay!

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Miller Jambo 60
I'm not being funny Doug, but if you owe them money, what do you expect them to do?! Just wait patiently and then just write it off if you don't pay it?

 

You are right bud but i dont want some non scot on my phone.

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You are right bud but i dont want some non scot on my phone.

Oooooh Doug.

 

This phonecall could be fun if used for training purposes.

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Paulandshark
You are right bud but i dont want some non scot on my phone.

 

Great new invention for Credit Card payments - Its called Direct Debit.....Means you won't miss payments and you won't get any Non-Scots calling you?

 

Also - Just out of interest....when you initially took out the card and you sent back the form was it an address in Scotland you sent it to?

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I had an indian boy on the phone yesterday. Told him he was breaking the law as I'm registered to the TPS. That got rid of him right away. If he's annoying you call him a dirty bhenchod! That should shut him up.;)

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Miller Jambo 60
I had an indian boy on the phone yesterday. Told him he was breaking the law as I'm registered to the TPS. That got rid of him right away. If he's annoying you call him a dirty bhenchod! That should shut him up.;)

 

Englanders say no more watching RAB c got a wee scots feeling.:mad:

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Dr. Bapswent

Doug, do you make sentences from the words you can see in your alphabetti spaghetti?

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I'm starting to feel sorry for the Asian guy that phoned. It's becoming clear why he lost the rag. Getting a sensible answer from Miller Jambo isn't exactly easy going.

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I love the Dougsters threads.

 

Goan yer self son !!

 

Get them telt.

 

 

MA HA

 

 

 

:fing25:

 

 

funny as.......

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Doug, do you make sentences from the words you can see in your alphabetti spaghetti?

 

:laugh:

 

Maybe somebody has changed the keys about on his keyboard. :rolleyes:

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Englanders say no more watching RAB c got a wee scots feeling.:mad:

 

WTF:eek: Has the Wee Indian Bloke got hold of your Computer, as part payment of your Debt?? :wacko:

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