India v Pakistan missiles have been launched

[Ron Burgundy]

6 hours ago, XB52 said:

It's nice that a thread like this brings out the racists on here, totally mental. 

You could find racism on *** Jupiter. 

[Seymour M Hersh]

59 minutes ago, Ron Burgundy said:

You could find racism on *** Jupiter. 

 

Of course it wouldn't be racism just something he doesn't like which appears to be everything.

[Konrad von Carstein]

7 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

In post Indy Scotland humour will be banned . He will fit in well . 

As will you

 

 

[il Duce McTarkin]

5 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

Of course it wouldn't be racism just something he doesn't like which appears to be everything.

 

Especially the Jews.

[Star Lizard]

On 06/05/2025 at 22:52, Sooperstar said:

A child amongst the dead.

I have family in the North of India. I don’t find this whole thing particularly funny. Sobering post amid all the jokes 

[il Duce McTarkin]

I'm not sure that anyone finds the whole thing particularly funny.

[Star Lizard]

6 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

I'm not sure that anyone finds the whole thing particularly funny.

I will just get banned from the thread like I was the Palestine and Israel one, so I will probably just leave it there. Probably avoid it like I do the Russia and Ukraine one. Frustrating seeing such wide scale scale loss of life. I can’t get past the human element and struggle to find the humour in it. 

[il Duce McTarkin]

11 minutes ago, Star Lizard said:

I will just get banned from the thread like I was the Palestine and Israel one, so I will probably just leave it there. Probably avoid it like I do the Russia and Ukraine one. Frustrating seeing such wide scale scale loss of life. I can’t get past the human element and struggle to find the humour in it. 

 

I think you should just take the ban, tbh.

[Star Lizard]

8 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

I think you should just take the ban, tbh.

That will depend on whether or not I have a drink today, I suspect.

[JudyJudyJudy]

14 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

I think you should just take the ban, tbh.

Or just scroll passed the thread . It’s easy to do , 

[il Duce McTarkin]

16 minutes ago, Star Lizard said:

That will depend on whether or not I have a drink today, I suspect.

 

Ach don't do it man. I know it's tough when you have skin in the game, but every one of us has our own shit going on and some of the offhand comments on here across a number of subjects can cut pretty deeply if you allow them.

I've got friends on all sides of the three major conflicts that you mentioned above (none of the more the militant flavours, thankfully), and agree completely that it can be difficult to make sense of it all and reconcile the horrific reality with the often flippant tone of the discourse which surrounds it.

 

The key thing to remember in the context of our current discussion is that gallows humour is a coping mechanism. Don't lose sight of that fact, and try no to judge. You'll be a happier man for it.

 

 

Edited May 10 by il Duce McTarkin

[Star Lizard]

8 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Ach don't do it man. I know it's tough when you have skin in the game, but every one of us has our own shit going on and some of the offhand comments on here across a number of subjects can cut pretty deeply if you allow them.

I've got friends on all sides of the three major conflicts that you mentioned above (none of the more the militant flavours, thankfully), and agree completely that it can difficult to make sense of it all and reconcile the horrific reality with the often flippant tone of the discourse which surround it.

 

The key thing to remember in the context of our current discussion is that gallows humour is a coping mechanism. Don't lose sight of that fact, and try no to judge. You'll be a happier man for it.

I think it is for some. I fully believe that about you. Some others and this is just imo, are genuinely without empathy when a country or culture is far away from their own idea of ‘normal’. People fawning over the Nazi saluting Musk and his campaign to discourage “empathy” only furthers my disdain.

[Gundermann]

Wait a minute... what happened to the nuclear deterrent?

 

Anyway, more bams with small dicks causing grief for eveyone else.

[Konrad von Carstein]

56 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Ach don't do it man. I know it's tough when you have skin in the game, but every one of us has our own shit going on and some of the offhand comments on here across a number of subjects can cut pretty deeply if you allow them.

I've got friends on all sides of the three major conflicts that you mentioned above (none of the more the militant flavours, thankfully), and agree completely that it can be difficult to make sense of it all and reconcile the horrific reality with the often flippant tone of the discourse which surrounds it.

 

The key thing to remember in the context of our current discussion is that gallows humour is a coping mechanism. Don't lose sight of that fact, and try no to judge. You'll be a happier man for it.

 

 

Behind your brusque JKB persona, you occasionally let slip that you, maybe, just maybe, be one of life's good guys!

 

 

 

[il Duce McTarkin]

18 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

Behind your brusque JKB persona, you occasionally let slip that you, maybe, just maybe, be one of life's good guys!

 

 

 

 

**** off.

[Konrad von Carstein]

4 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

**** off.

Oh you, you big softy! 

[il Duce McTarkin]

31 minutes ago, Gundermann said:

Anyway, more bams with small dicks causing grief for eveyone else.

 

Racist.

[JudyJudyJudy]

Dearie me 

 

 

[JudyJudyJudy]

54 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

Behind your brusque JKB persona, you occasionally let slip that you, maybe, just maybe, be one of life's good guys!

 

 

 

Dearie me 

[Australis]

6 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Dearie me 

 

 

Needs a racist, from a call centre to sort it all out.

 

Do both countries need advice on how to embed your two front teeth in a corridor. 😂😂 

Edited May 10 by Australis

[Mister T]

11 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Dearie me 

 

 

As he sits in the UN embassy in his back garden under a parasol..... 

[JudyJudyJudy]

7 minutes ago, Australis said:

Needs a racist, from a call centre to sort it all out.

 

Do both countries need advice on how to embed your two front teeth in a corridor. 😂😂 

😂😂😂 least he’s not mouthing off about Gaza as much as, still prefer if he actually discussed issues pertinent to Scotland though . Or then , maybe not . 

[Konrad von Carstein]

19 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Dearie me 

Sup Jimbob...you the only one allowed to indulge in banality?

[il Duce McTarkin]

8 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

Sup Jimbob...you the only one allowed to indulge in banality?

 

[Konrad von Carstein]

7 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

[JudyJudyJudy]

23 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

Sup Jimbob...you the only one allowed to indulge tin banality?

I got out the wrong side of the bed this morning …. Thought I was in my own one !!!!

14 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

 

6 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

 

Edited May 10 by JudyJudyJudy

[Konrad von Carstein]

6 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

 

 

 

Taking it well...

[JudyJudyJudy]

4 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

Taking it well...

Can be a struggle at times but it’s worth it in the end 

[Jacques de Gatineau]

2 hours ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Ach don't do it man. I know it's tough when you have skin in the game, but every one of us has our own shit going on and some of the offhand comments on here across a number of subjects can cut pretty deeply if you allow them.

I've got friends on all sides of the three major conflicts that you mentioned above (none of the more the militant flavours, thankfully), and agree completely that it can be difficult to make sense of it all and reconcile the horrific reality with the often flippant tone of the discourse which surrounds it.

 

The key thing to remember in the context of our current discussion is that gallows humour is a coping mechanism. Don't lose sight of that fact, and try no to judge. You'll be a happier man for it.

 

 

[Dusk_Till_Dawn]

8 hours ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Especially the Jews.

And the English 

[Konrad von Carstein]

15 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Can be a struggle at times but it’s worth it in the end 

[hughesie27]

Ceasefire agreed.

[Lord Montpelier]

Looks like a score draw on the coupon for this one

[il Duce McTarkin]

On 07/05/2025 at 10:41, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Reckon this one will be end-to-end stuff for the duration, until someone calls a draw.

 

5 minutes ago, Lord Montpelier said:

Looks like a score draw on the coupon for this one

 

[Hagar the Horrible]

Trump claims he brokered a cease fire deal. India says naw he didnae 

[Lord Montpelier]

1 hour ago, Hagar the Horrible said:

Trump claims he brokered a cease fire deal. India says naw he didnae 

Heard it was Humza Yousaf that sorted it all out

[John Findlay]

Just for a certain poster.

[Mikey1874]

2 hours ago, Hagar the Horrible said:

Trump claims he brokered a cease fire deal. India says naw he didnae 

 

US including Vance said it wasn't getting involved. 

 

Then it seems it did.

 

But India and Pakistan most likely did this themselves.