K1874M Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Ah, looks as if I'm too late to offer my advice but... I'll do it any way. The omyl sure way to get rid of them and make sure they dont return is... Dickslapping their nest.... pull the pants down and give them a good propper dickslappin. Works everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Check out this baby, found in Norfolk I normally use the 'Day after tomorrow' DVD box, but I think for that you need the chainsaw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Ah, looks as if I'm too late to offer my advice but... I'll do it any way. The omyl sure way to get rid of them and make sure they dont return is... Dickslapping their nest.... pull the pants down and give them a good propper dickslappin. Works everytime. Lol, be sure to video it next time you come across a wasps nest, I will be killing myself, don't forget to make sure it has sound on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Lol, be sure to video it next time you come across a wasps nest, I will be killing myself, don't forget to make sure it has sound on it! Your sick mate... real sick.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Your sick mate... real sick.. Your mad enough to actually do it though mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 :eek: did his missus have the toys out then? Heh heh, he's got some explaining to do when he eventually gets back on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Heh heh, he's got some explaining to do when he eventually gets back on here i am sure you will be walking like john wayne after yer mrs gets a hold of you and it will no be toys she will be using:p:p:p:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 i am sure you will be walking like john wayne after yer mrs gets a hold of you and it will no be toys she will be using:p:p:p:p She's away for the night as from 10 minutes ago, I think I'm off the hook mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 She's away for the night as from 10 minutes ago, I think I'm off the hook mate lucky you but i heard she is like an Elephant (not in that way before any one says it) never forgets:sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 lucky you but i heard she is like an Elephant (not in that way before any one says it) never forgets:sad: You seen the size of her arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo83 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 A sweetly struck 9-iron done the job for me years ago. My dad wanted to go about it the right way (cut it off the tree with a bag underneath, then burn it) .... I wanted to work on my short game. Only one managed to sting me (right in the eyelid), a successful conclusion I thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 You seen the size of her arse? Ha ha!! It will almost be worth dropping myself in the shiiitte by pointing her in the general direction of this thread just to see her ream your arse too mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 good evening boys, well what a night,basked in the glory of victory against the wee feckers and enjoyed the spoils of victory;), just been up to the scene of the battle and the enemies camp is soulless, a mass of death and destruction , been busy getting the nest down and have put it in a bin bag;) then cardboard box (hopefully thats were the late arrivals will be living now their camp and queen is dead:)107years:, cleaned up a few of the wee feckers off the floor , rigor mortise has clearly set in:), so all in all a very good ?6 spent , was thinking of hanging the destroyed camp outside in the back garden just to serve as a warning to any wee feckers thinking about setting up camp again:dribble: but the wife kindly reminded me that we have young kids, so decided against it , will definitely put operation D.A.D into action again if they ever cross my path again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 good evening boys, well what a night,basked in the glory of victory against the wee feckers and enjoyed the spoils of victory;), just been up to the scene of the battle and the enemies camp is soulless, a mass of death and destruction , been busy getting the nest down and have put it in a bin bag;) then cardboard box (hopefully thats were the late arrivals will be living now their camp and queen is dead:)107years:, cleaned up a few of the wee feckers off the floor , rigor mortise has clearly set in:), so all in all a very good ?6 spent , was thinking of hanging the destroyed camp outside in the back garden just to serve as a warning to any wee feckers thinking about setting up camp again but the wife kindly reminded me that we have young kids, so decided against it , will definitely put operation D.A.D into action again if they ever cross my path again. if you do this there will be a new nest within days m8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 good evening boys, well what a night,basked in the glory of victory against the wee feckers and enjoyed the spoils of victory;), just been up to the scene of the battle and the enemies camp is soulless, a mass of death and destruction , been busy getting the nest down and have put it in a bin bag;) then cardboard box (hopefully thats were the late arrivals will be living now their camp and queen is dead:)107years:, cleaned up a few of the wee feckers off the floor , rigor mortise has clearly set in:), so all in all a very good ?6 spent , was thinking of hanging the destroyed camp outside in the back garden just to serve as a warning to any wee feckers thinking about setting up camp again:dribble: but the wife kindly reminded me that we have young kids, so decided against it , will definitely put operation D.A.D into action again if they ever cross my path again. Crikey mate, you've got staying power Can I have your autograph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 if you do this there will be a new nest within days m8. :eek:, ah you mean squatters maybe, its gonna get torched tonight once the kids are in bed , one last satisfaction of victory, thanks for the advice mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 Crikey mate, you've got staying power Can I have your autograph :107years:, wonder how long the wife will see me as one, mmm, might have to think up something else to conker, pigeons,hedgehogs,noisy wee birds at 5am,stray cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 :107years:, wonder how long the wife will see me as one, mmm, might have to think up something else to conker, pigeons,hedgehogs,noisy wee birds at 5am,stray cats. Spiders are a good one mate, you get loads of brownie points for clearing a few of them out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 Spiders are a good one mate, you get loads of brownie points for clearing a few of them out ofcourse , spiders:dribble:, right operation D.A.S. (dads against spiders) will be drawn up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 good evening boys, well what a night,basked in the glory of victory against the wee feckers and enjoyed the spoils of victory;), just been up to the scene of the battle and the enemies camp is soulless, a mass of death and destruction , been busy getting the nest down and have put it in a bin bag;) then cardboard box (hopefully thats were the late arrivals will be living now their camp and queen is dead:)107years:, cleaned up a few of the wee feckers off the floor , rigor mortise has clearly set in:), so all in all a very good ?6 spent , was thinking of hanging the destroyed camp outside in the back garden just to serve as a warning to any wee feckers thinking about setting up camp again:dribble: but the wife kindly reminded me that we have young kids, so decided against it , will definitely put operation D.A.D into action again if they ever cross my path again. Well done mate. The campaign medal is in the post. Us Wasp Campaign veterans need to stick together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 Well done mate. The campaign medal is in the post. Us Wasp Campaign veterans need to stick together. cheers and you are right about sticking together , too many of the feckers not to eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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