yvonnejambo Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Any super gorgeous (not in your own mind but verified by many others). Have healthy bank account be between 29 1/2 -41 1/2 years old. Have a six pack, work out regularly. Slim with muscles, be single and not because nobody wants to be with you. Good at DIY and cooking. Have own teeth and hair and support Hearts? Im just wondering for a friend ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 yeah, her friend is me and i'm really that choosy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I've only got a 5 pack left, I opened one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Any super gorgeous (not in your own mind but verified by many others). Have healthy bank account be between 29 1/2 -41 1/2 years old. Have a six pack, work out regularly. Slim with muscles, be single and not because nobody wants to be with you. Good at DIY and cooking. Have own teeth and hair and support Hearts? Im just wondering for a friend ..... asking for a healthy bank account is a big no no IMO. Sets alarm bells ringing in any mans heed.:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I'm a couple of years too young, other than that you described me well. (other than the healthy bank account, the six pack, the working out regularly, the being able to cook and do DIY. All minor details.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 asking for a healthy bank account is a big no no IMO. Sets alarm bells ringing in any mans heed.:mad: No it means they dont scrounge of you cos they cant be assed working. Ok re word it to self sufficient is that better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Serious question - would you consider someone in the 21-28 category? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 asking for a healthy bank account is a big no no IMO. Sets alarm bells ringing in any mans heed.:mad: I'd be more alarmed if she was asking for a poor git with a big willy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 I'd be more alarmed if she was asking for a poor git with a big willy. Thats the next question lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I'd be more alarmed if she was asking for a poor git with a big willy. finally a category i fit into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I'm a shoe in (if a note from my mum about the gorgeous bit counts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 finally a category i fit into. Not me. Still, one out of two ain't ba..... ....who am I kidding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Any super gorgeous (not in your own mind but verified by many others). Have healthy bank account be between 29 1/2 -41 1/2 years old. Have a six pack, work out regularly. Slim with muscles, be single and not because nobody wants to be with you. Good at DIY and cooking. Have own teeth and hair and support Hearts? Im just wondering for a friend ..... I saw him the other day. He was riding a gold unicorn and handing out free money to orphans from the clouds that he kept in his pockets. Seriously - it's a shame that you stuck it to 41 1/2. I have a mate who's just a little over 42 but otherwise fits the bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 Not me. Still, one out of two ain't ba..... ....who am I kidding? You are gorgeous and that accent...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I'd be more alarmed if she was asking for a poor git with a big willy. thats a non negotiable requirement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medico Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 There must be loads of them out there! I don't think you're being quite picky enough to be honest...i mean not even specifying a hair colour, height or intelligence level. You could end up with any random internet weirdo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 You are gorgeous and that accent...... Now you're confusing me....... .....with someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 You could end up with any random internet weirdo Or, if she plays her cards right, she could end up having the choice of a vast array of random internet weirdos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Any super gorgeous (not in your own mind but verified by many others). Have healthy bank account be between 29 1/2 -41 1/2 years old. Have a six pack, work out regularly. Slim with muscles, be single and not because nobody wants to be with you. Good at DIY and cooking. Have own teeth and hair and support Hearts? Im just wondering for a friend ..... Did Irvine Jambo not fit that description? Or was that Craig... I always got those 2 confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I aint got a 6-pack anymore.....it's more of a party keg these days. Other than that you can sign me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Any super gorgeous (not in your own mind but verified by many others). Have healthy bank account be between 29 1/2 -41 1/2 years old. Have a six pack, work out regularly. Slim with muscles, be single and not because nobody wants to be with you. Good at DIY and cooking. Have own teeth and hair and support Hearts? Im just wondering for a friend ..... let me see hmmm, healthy bank account - yes between 29 1/2 and 41 1/2 - no 8 years too young six pack - no work out regarly - yes slim - No (sadly) but not fat, just bulky Muscles - yup single - because and too shy in asking and useless at noticing the signs of a girl interested in me. DIY - ok with DIY cooking - yeah can cook Teeth - yup Supports hearts - no other team I would support hope that helps, think I miss out on what your friend is looking for sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Random internet weirdos - on Kickback??? Surely not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig R Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Any super gorgeous (not in your own mind but verified by many others). Have healthy bank account be between 29 1/2 -41 1/2 years old. Have a six pack, work out regularly. Slim with muscles, be single and not because nobody wants to be with you. Good at DIY and cooking. Have own teeth and hair and support Hearts? Im just wondering for a friend ..... I'm only 29 1/12, sorry hen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo-rocker Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Any super gorgeous (not in your own mind but verified by many others). Have healthy bank account be between 29 1/2 -41 1/2 years old. Have a six pack, work out regularly. Slim with muscles, be single and not because nobody wants to be with you. Good at DIY and cooking. Have own teeth and hair and support Hearts? Im just wondering for a friend ..... am everything bar the first two. nobody's perfect:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 No it means they dont scrounge of you cos they cant be assed working. Ok re word it to self sufficient is that better If they were self sufficiant why would they need any one else? Any way you described me apart from the age bit... looks as if I'm just two young & full of..... emm.. beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 25 posts and no one has said just get her pumped!!!!!!!!! yes to all but not single i am married :p:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 25 posts and no one has said just get her pumped!!!!!!!!! yes to all but not single i am married :p:p Oh aye I'm no single either... Ten P (your new name), your 42 and fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I fit the description perfectly. Just one question. Do I have to be hetrosexual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Oh aye I'm no single either... Ten P (your new name), your 42 and fat. Ten P?????? lol is that ten pinter lol hardly 42:p:p:p rather be fat than a dwarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Any super gorgeous (not in your own mind but verified by many others). Have healthy bank account be between 29 1/2 -41 1/2 years old. Have a six pack, work out regularly. Slim with muscles, be single and not because nobody wants to be with you. Good at DIY and cooking. Have own teeth and hair and support Hearts? NO NO YES NO NO NO NO NO YES 3 out of 10. Does that qualify? YES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Did Irvine Jambo not fit that description? Nope, the successful applicant must have 2 baws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I am in the age range I am a Jambo I have my hair and teeth I am slim build. I am single. I qualify more than most so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_ Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 25 posts and no one has said just get her pumped!!!!!!!!! No thanks!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Did Irvine Jambo not fit that description? Or was that Craig... I always got those 2 confused. Eh..that's 'Creag' your getting confused with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveandal Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I still have the hair..... but you better get a move on as I reckon I only have about 18 months left. ( http://scotsport.podbean.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I'd be more alarmed if she was asking for a poor git with a big willy. Mines doesn't hang, it drags. It can be painful. P.S I'm skint too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Has she got one yet? I might volunteeer myself as I think I'm local to her (nae bus fares hame) and qualify on every count apart from the fact that I look like a skinny Johnny Vegas (but have a great personality!) And I've met her mate And I'm choking on my Nat King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Has she got one yet? I might volunteeer myself as I think I'm local to her (nae bus fares hame) and qualify on every count apart from the fact that I look like a skinny Johnny Vegas (but have a great personality!) And I've met her mate And I'm choking on my Nat King Take her for a long, romantic walk along the beach. Works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Take her for a long, romantic walk along the beach. Works every time. Aye Worked a treat last time!! thats how I'm single again:confused::confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Any super gorgeous (not in your own mind but verified by many others). Have healthy bank account be between 29 1/2 -41 1/2 years old. Have a six pack, work out regularly. Slim with muscles, be single and not because nobody wants to be with you. Good at DIY and cooking. Have own teeth and hair and support Hearts? Im just wondering for a friend ..... To be fair Yvonne, Ullapool is a hell of a long way to go for a bloke to get his nat king! Blokes kinda want it on tap on their doorstep and don't want to waste, erm I mean spend ?50 on diesel just to hide the sausage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Aye Worked a treat last time!! thats how I'm single again:confused::confused: Did you use the zoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 To be fair Yvonne, Ullapool is a hell of a long way to go for a bloke to get his nat king! Blokes kinda want it on tap on their doorstep and don't want to waste, erm I mean spend ?50 on diesel just to hide the sausage. It does say for a friend! Im fine with what I have thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 It does say for a friend! Im fine with what I have thanks Cough cough, that old chestnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Any super gorgeous (not in your own mind but verified by many others). Have healthy bank account be between 29 1/2 -41 1/2 years old. Have a six pack, work out regularly. Slim with muscles, be single and not because nobody wants to be with you. Good at DIY and cooking. Have own teeth and hair and support Hearts? Im just wondering for a friend ..... Sorry i'm a bit late in replying to this one, i've been in the lab putting the final touches to the cancer cure and then had to nip over to donate another million to the orphanage in Romania. Super Gorgeous? Fine after half a dozen breezers. Healthy bank account? It's still open so that's a fair start 29 1/2 - 41 1/2? 40 Six Pack - once Slim with muscles? do you mean like the geezer from the mr muscle ads? Nope. Single? Yip Good at DIY? No quite handy andy but i can wire a plug Good at Cooking? Oh yes. Hair and Teeth? Check. Is the six pack a deal breaker? otherwise i reckon i fit the template Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Ten P?????? lol is that ten pinter lol hardly 42:p:p:p rather be fat than a dwarf I'm not actually a dwarf. Its my massive knob that makes my body look out of proportion.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 I'm not actually a dwarf. Its my massive knob that makes my body look out of proportion.... Is that the one on your head? Only joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I'm not actually a dwarf. Its my microscopic knob that makes my body look out of proportion.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 Sorry i'm a bit late in replying to this one, i've been in the lab putting the final touches to the cancer cure and then had to nip over to donate another million to the orphanage in Romania. Super Gorgeous? Fine after half a dozen breezers. Healthy bank account? It's still open so that's a fair start 29 1/2 - 41 1/2? 40 Six Pack - once Slim with muscles? do you mean like the geezer from the mr muscle ads? Nope. Single? Yip Good at DIY? No quite handy andy but i can wire a plug Good at Cooking? Oh yes. Hair and Teeth? Check. Is the six pack a deal breaker? otherwise i reckon i fit the template Looking like the best so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Looking like the best so far That you found a pumper then? And re; the head... a knobs a knob at the end of the day aint it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Looking the best from far you clearly know me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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