Debaser Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 A friend of mine is looking to romance a jambo loving bird. She should be 5'4 - 5'9, attractive, brunette, slim, over 21, rich, intelligent(optional) likes playing "hide the salami." any suggestions were they can be found? is there a section of the ground where the best burds hang out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Ha if only I was an inch taller! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 down girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 A friend of mine is looking to romance a jambo loving bird. She should be 5'4 - 5'9, attractive, brunette, slim, over 21, rich, intelligent(optional) likes playing "hide the salami." any suggestions were they can be found? is there a section of the ground where the best burds hang out? Robbos;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Ha if only I was an inch taller! 5'3 you say? How you doin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Whoever she is.................. Get her pumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Is this her? http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/showthread.php?p=121552#post121552 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Ha if only I was an inch taller! aye, if only i were rich or slim i'm hot for desperate strangers, honest! please overlook the minor flaws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 A friend of mine is looking to romance a jambo loving bird. She should be 5'4 - 5'9, attractive, brunette, slim, over 21, rich, intelligent(optional) likes playing "hide the salami." any suggestions were they can be found? is there a section of the ground where the best burds hang out? Dude, if anyone here met a bird like that theyd take her for their own. Loving the 5'4-5'9 chat. You pretty much want a polish chick looking at the requirements. Personally I'm always suspicious of birds that like footy, I view them as infiltraitors until proved otherwise. No way would I take one with me to every game tho. Footys the escape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 please overlook the minor flaws Which are you? 4'7" or 6'6"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Can I get any spares? (must have her own season ticket) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 i'm hot for desperate strangers, honest! please overlook the minor flaws Well hello............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Which are you? 4'7" or 6'6"? dammit, my secret is out thats not really me in my avatar. i'm really a 6'6 rugby player from bolton with a hairy arse and a penchent for pretty 18 year old boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medico Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 A friend of mine is looking to romance a jambo loving bird. She should be 5'4 - 5'9, attractive, brunette, slim, over 21, rich, intelligent(optional) likes playing "hide the salami." any suggestions were they can be found? is there a section of the ground where the best burds hang out? Wow, what a fantastic proposition. If only I was a year older...or brunette Still, we can't all be one of the 'best burds' i suppose. Gutted! I like the way that the only 'optional' on that list is intelligence...as long as she's rich though right Any suggestions where they can be found - tell him to try in his dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 i'm really a 6'6 rugby player from bolton with a hairy arse and a penchent for pretty 18 year old boys Yummy. Oooooooh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Yummy. Oooooooh. Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 well looking for a girl, must have pulse and hair (preferbly on head)...me, desperate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Hope the desperate pal is 5ft 11, blonde hair (not dyed) 6 pack , (not alchohol) tanned, multimillionaire, extremily good looking Good personal hygenie.... Oh probabily not or he wouldnt be getting his pal to ask for a date for him... PS I can dye my hair brunette............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Hope the desperate pal is 5ft 11, blonde hair (not dyed) 6 pack , (not alchohol) tanned, multimillionaire, extremily good looking Good personal hygenie.... Oh probabily not or he wouldnt be getting his pal to ask for a date for him... PS I can dye my hair brunette............. If you're right Tams Bird, I'm raging. I never asked Debaser to post anything on my behalf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo-rocker Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Ha if only I was an inch taller! cheat and wear high heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 http://www.mystore.cc/merchant.ihtml?step=4&pid=5590 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 A friend of mine is looking to romance a jambo loving bird. She should be 5'4 - 5'9, attractive, brunette, slim, over 21, rich, intelligent(optional) likes playing "hide the salami." any suggestions were they can be found? is there a section of the ground where the best burds hang out? Hey, I match some of this criteria. I am 5'7", brunette, over 21, intelligent and like playing hide the salami. Don't really fit the old slim criteria (size 14) but hey maybe I've got a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 like playing hide the salami. Don't really fit the old slim criteria (size 14) but hey maybe I've got a chance. The bold bit gives you more than a 'chance'. When can you start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diane Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Hmmm... probably fail on too many criteria. Over 5'9", a dress size or two over slim, and probably too far over 21.......! Is Jambo loving, rich and intelligent not enough for your friend? Oh, and "likes playing hide the salami"?? Come on, who doesn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 http://www.mystore.cc/merchant.ihtml?step=4&pid=5590 better getting 2 of them in case hers falls off:p:p;);) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 The bold bit gives you more than a 'chance'. When can you start? I'll have to check my diary Jack of Hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 The bold bit gives you more than a 'chance'. When can you start? This thread reeks of desperation :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 A friend of mine is looking to romance a jambo loving bird. She should be 5'4 - 5'9, attractive, brunette, slim, over 21, rich, intelligent(optional) likes playing "hide the chipolata." I think Salami was ambitious Pepperami Mini more like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I think Salami was ambitious Pepperami Mini more like BWT, maybe cocktail sausage, or even a "Wee Willie Winkie" would be more accurate;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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