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Bathgate's finest Isla Fisher is apparently getting divorced. A good opportunity to enter (and surely win) Miss West Lothian.

 

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Irufushi
4 minutes ago, Gorgiewave said:

Bathgate's finest Isla Fisher is apparently getting divorced. A good opportunity to enter (and surely win) Miss West Lothian.

 

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Would LOVE a go on that !!! 

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Dawnrazor
3 minutes ago, Gorgiewave said:

Bathgate's finest Isla Fisher is apparently getting divorced. A good opportunity to enter (and surely win) Miss West Lothian.

 

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Apart from an obvious shit taste in music, she is an absolute stunner!

 

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Greedy Jambo
15 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Apart from an obvious shit taste in music, she is an absolute stunner!

 

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Meh, she's pretty, but doesn't do anything for me, you probably like billy piper as well. 

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Dawnrazor
3 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said:

Meh, she's pretty, but doesn't do anything for me, you probably like billy piper as well. 

Nope, she does nowt for me, but I do Iove a ginger.

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been here before

No idea who she is so googled her. Other than living in Bathgate for a few years when she was wee what makes her "Bathgates finest"?

 

Born in Oman and pretty much raised and lived in Auatralia. Has Bathgate moved?

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Gorgiewave
1 minute ago, been here before said:

No idea who she is so googled her. Other than living in Bathgate for a few years when she was wee what makes her "Bathgates finest"?

 

Born in Oman and pretty much raised and lived in Auatralia. Has Bathgate moved?

 

You can take a girl out of Bathgate...

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Greedy Jambo
2 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Nope, she does nowt for me, but I do Iove a ginger.

So did Billie Piper. 

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been here before
Just now, Gorgiewave said:

 

You can take a girl out of Bathgate...

 

Seems she's barely been to Bathgate. I'll be spending more time in Paisley tomorrow than she spent in Bathgate. :lol:

 

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Dawnrazor
6 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said:

So did Billie Piper. 

I never thought that much of her, reminded me of Bingo from the Banana Splits.

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Greedy Jambo

4 quid for 9 holes at the bathgate sports centre though, and you can go round again for free when the boy falls asleep. 

That's 9 more holes than you'll be getting tonight. 

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Dawnrazor
Just now, Greedy Jambo said:

4 quid for 9 holes....

I paid less than that at the Sherwood Disco about 40 years ago.

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Greedy Jambo
Just now, Dawnrazor said:

I paid less than that at the Sherwood Disco about 40 years ago.

Aye, but you've got to take into account inflation. 

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Dawnrazor
2 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said:

Aye, but you've got to take into account inflation. 

Christ!! That's be some size by now 😲😲

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Doctor FinnBarr
45 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said:

I was in Bathgate earlier, shit hole. 

 

Most towns in the Central Belt/M8 corridor are now.

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Greedy Jambo
5 minutes ago, Doctor FinnBarr said:

 

Most towns in the Central Belt/M8 corridor are now.

Aye, fair point, WW3 would maybe be a blessing in disguise, bomb the shit holes and start again. 

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John Findlay

Bathgate, the town where the Germans bombed in WWII and did £20M of improvements😉

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Spellczech
9 hours ago, Greedy Jambo said:

4 quid for 9 holes at the bathgate sports centre though, and you can go round again for free when the boy falls asleep. 

That's 9 more holes than you'll be getting tonight. 

Hookers are cheap in Bathgate...

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Placid Casual

Lovely. Major crush on her, starting when she played Shannon in Home and Away.

 

(Don’t worry, we are the same age!)

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il Duce McTarkin

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4/10, would not bang.

 

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Tommy Brown
12 hours ago, been here before said:

 

Seems she's barely been to Bathgate. I'll be spending more time in Paisley tomorrow than she spent in Bathgate. :lol:

 

Bit like David Tennant.

A very small time spent there.

He mainly grew up and schooled in Ralston.

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il Duce McTarkin
21 minutes ago, Tommy Brown said:

Bit like David Tennant.

A very small time spent there.

He mainly grew up and schooled in Ralston.

 

Isla fisher is tidier than David Tennant, but.

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Tommy Brown
Just now, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Isla fisher is tidier than David Tennant, but.

But not as tidy and blastable as Drunk driver Kirsty Gallacher.

True Bathgate girl.

 

Damn, she is Edinburgh, I knew Stephen is definitely Bathgate. Was thinking they were brother and sister.

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Mister T
13 hours ago, Irufushi said:

Would LOVE a go on that !!! 

Well done on keeping on the right side of the hate crime legislation and keeping things gender neutral😉

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il Duce McTarkin
15 minutes ago, Tommy Brown said:

But not as tidy and blastable as Drunk driver Kirsty Gallacher.

 

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AndyNic
3 hours ago, gjcc said:

She’s alright I suppose, doesn’t hold a candle to oor Stampy though. 

 

RIP Stampy 😪

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9 hours ago, gjcc said:

She’s alright I suppose, doesn’t hold a candle to oor Stampy though. 

Alright?  😳

 

I suppose you’re right.  Nice eyes, but looks a bit common.

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20 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Alright?  😳

 

I suppose you’re right.  Nice eyes, but looks a bit common.

You not been on a Miss West Lothian thread before?   

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TallPaul
On 05/04/2024 at 22:54, Dawnrazor said:

I never thought that much of her, reminded me of Bingo from the Banana Splits.

If we are talking tidy gingers Karen Gillan trumps the lot.

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Dawnrazor
19 minutes ago, TallPaul said:

If we are talking tidy gingers Karen Gillan trumps the lot.

Amen 👏

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Dusk_Till_Dawn

Not ashamed to say I’ve had many a hand shandy over Ms Fisher.


Bathgate connection is unfortunate though, and would have made those wanks tougher had I known 

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John Findlay
33 minutes ago, TallPaul said:

If we are talking tidy gingers Karen Gillan trumps the lot.

Maureen O Hara. Google her or ask your Grandad😉

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AndyNic
4 hours ago, Tommy Brown said:

Really??

 

Aye. Lived a good life. 

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If carlsberg did rivals...
On 06/04/2024 at 11:23, Tommy Brown said:

But not as tidy and blastable as Drunk driver Kirsty Gallacher.

True Bathgate girl.

 

Damn, she is Edinburgh, I knew Stephen is definitely Bathgate. Was thinking they were brother and sister.

They are siblings, and she definitely got the better genes!

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If carlsberg did rivals...

Isla Fisher is an absolute honey, when her and buffy were in the scooby doo film together ❤️ 😍. Travesty it wasn't nominated for the best movie!!! 😀

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milky_26
3 minutes ago, If carlsberg did rivals... said:

They are siblings, and she definitely got the better genes!

if you are talking about stephen gallacher the golfer, he and kirsty gallacher are not siblings, they are cousins

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Dawnrazor
3 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

if you are talking about stephen gallacher the golfer, he and kirsty gallacher are not siblings, they are cousins

To be fair, in Bathgate they're often the same thing.

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If carlsberg did rivals...
17 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

if you are talking about stephen gallacher the golfer, he and kirsty gallacher are not siblings, they are cousins

Well you live and learn, you'll be telling me next that the cheeky girls aren't sisters! Although they are definitely the most talented twins in music!

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Der Kaiser

Isla Fisher is tidy. Would gladly cook her a nice meal followed by a romantic walk along the beach.

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Tommy Brown
27 minutes ago, If carlsberg did rivals... said:

Well you live and learn, you'll be telling me next that the cheeky girls aren't sisters! Although they are definitely the most talented twins in music!

Gallacher was born in Dechmont, West Lothian and is the nephew of former European Ryder Cup captain Bernard Gallacher and cousin of Sky Sports news presenter Kirsty Gallacher.

 

Cheeky Girls music wasn't as good as the Thomson Twins. :whistling:

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15 hours ago, gjcc said:

You not been on a Miss West Lothian thread before?   

:isee:

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On 05/04/2024 at 22:38, Greedy Jambo said:

Meh, she's pretty, but doesn't do anything for me, you probably like billy piper as well. 


Doctor Who's Billie Piper is up for a Rose Tyler spin-off | Radio Times

Not just your brain that doesn't work properly then. :P

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leginten

Does the Miss West Lothian contest still exist out in Deliverance territory, or did the public furore over JKB’s cruel and heartless treatment of the county’s sophisticated elite put paid to it?

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42 minutes ago, Morgan said:

:isee:

Kickbacks most beloved entrant. Affectionately named Stampy. 

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Dusk_Till_Dawn
9 minutes ago, leginten said:

Does the Miss West Lothian contest still exist out in Deliverance territory, or did the public furore over JKB’s cruel and heartless treatment of the county’s sophisticated elite put paid to it?


pretty sure I may have been quoted in the EEN during that fine episode 

 

:pleasing:

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leginten
3 minutes ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said:


pretty sure I may have been quoted in the EEN during that fine episode 

 

:pleasing:


Always good to have something in reserve for when the CV needs refreshing.

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