Greedy Jambo Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Give them less money, they're useless. If you're feeling unwell, get yourself some cheese and oatcakes. I'm serious, get yourself to the shop right now, you don't even have to buy anything snobby, Red Leicester, basic oat cakes, we bit flora margarine, watch your mood change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Eating cheese is associated with a reduced level of depression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted March 24 Author Share Posted March 24 2 minutes ago, Ulysses said: Eating cheese is associated with a reduced level of depression. Aye, but a pizza isn't going to cut it. Cheese and Oatcakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 13 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said: Aye, but a pizza isn't going to cut it. Cheese and Oatcakes. Those Nairn's cheese oatcakes are pretty darned good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 16 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said: a pizza isn't going to cut it. You don't use pizza to cut things, man. You use things to cut pizza. Unless of course you don't want to share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH11_2NL Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Thought this was a thread about the boozer. Obvs not. Crap pub anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 30 minutes ago, EH11_2NL said: Thought this was a thread about the boozer. Obvs not. Crap pub anyway. I preferred it when it was The Mortar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 1 hour ago, Greedy Jambo said: Give them less money, they're useless. If you're feeling unwell, get yourself some cheese and oatcakes. I'm serious, get yourself to the shop right now, you don't even have to buy anything snobby, Red Leicester, basic oat cakes, we bit flora margarine, watch your mood change. Great post, apart from the flora margerine bit. Flora margerine can GTF with the doctors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 1 hour ago, Greedy Jambo said: Give them less money, they're useless. If you're feeling unwell, get yourself some cheese and oatcakes. I'm serious, get yourself to the shop right now, you don't even have to buy anything snobby, Red Leicester, basic oat cakes, we bit flora margarine, watch your mood change. What about radiologists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Agreed mind. Most doctors are chancers. Except @doctor jambo; he’s a top bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted March 24 Author Share Posted March 24 Just now, Jim_Duncan said: What about radiologists? Depends if it's FM or Digital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Christ the tabloids would be all over it if you went to the A+E and they told you to bugger off and stop wasting their time and pop to the shops for some oatcakes and cheese. And especially the margarine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Fromageopathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 6 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said: Depends if it's FM or Digital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Cheese, oatcakes and...margarine. Whit? Doctors is a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine after the lunchtime news. I don't watch it every day, but it's a good laugh. The wee midget is hilarious. Terrible actress, but a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Just now, Victorian said: Frottageopathy. Deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted March 24 Author Share Posted March 24 Cheese, Oatcakes and margarine is NEW SCIENCE, none of your old pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 16 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: What about radiologists? Charlatans. 15 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: Agreed mind. Most doctors are chancers. Except @doctor jambo; he’s still on the run from the Nuremberg Nazi trials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 1 hour ago, Ulysses said: Eating cheese is associated with a reduced level of depression. Unless you're the first mouse🧐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Margarine or Margerine? @Greedy Jambo gets it right. 👍 Personally though, butter is better with oatcakes and cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Just now, Morgan said: Margarine or Margerine? @Greedy Jambo gets it right. 👍 Personally though, butter is better with oatcakes and cheese. I like when people announce they use margarine. Lets others know to give them a wide berth. See also, Old Firm tops and Crocs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted March 24 Author Share Posted March 24 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: Margarine or Margerine? @Greedy Jambo gets it right. 👍 Personally though, butter is better with oatcakes and cheese. Yeah, i also agree with that. Butter left out at room temperature? or no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted March 24 Author Share Posted March 24 4 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: I like when people announce they use margarine. Lets others know to give them a wide berth. See also, Old Firm tops and Crocs. Butter tastes better, but i'm not sure if i want to be part of the gout thread yet, still thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 (edited) Opticians are chancers, just stick used tbags or a slice of cucumber over your eyes and you will have the eye sight of a hawk . No need for glasses it's a scam filling the pockets of big glass . Edited March 24 by ToadKiller Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 1 hour ago, Greedy Jambo said: Butter left out at room temperature? or no? Yes. Shreds the oatcakes otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 1 hour ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Unless you're the first mouse🧐 I'd have thought that the first mouse wouldn't have enough time to get depressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 21 minutes ago, Ulysses said: I'd have thought that the first mouse wouldn't have enough time to get depressed. 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 2 hours ago, Greedy Jambo said: Yeah, i also agree with that. Butter left out at room temperature? or no? Room. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 2 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: I like when people announce they use margarine. Lets others know to give them a wide berth. See also, Old Firm tops and Crocs. I like when folk like you, me and @Greedy Jambo can actually spell ‘margarine’. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: I like when folk like you, me and @Greedy Jambo can actually spell ‘margarine’. 👍 I can spell shite, too, but I’m not spreading it on my oatcakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 41 minutes ago, Morgan said: I like when folk like you, me and @Greedy Jambo can actually spell ‘margarine’. 👍 Oi, I can spell it as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Rough oatcakes essential Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 9 hours ago, EH11_2NL said: Thought this was a thread about the boozer. Obvs not. Crap pub anyway. Go there and get accused of being a transphobe. It’s a guarantee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 8 hours ago, Tazio said: Oi, I can spell it as well. Well, obviously, Taz. I thought that sort of went without saying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Oat cakes are shite there i said it. Crackers are infinitely better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 You can shove your oat cakes up your jimmy Carter! Why bother with them, just cut out a piece of cardboard. Butter or marge? I go for in between, spreadable butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 11 hours ago, Morgan said: Margarine or Margerine? @Greedy Jambo gets it right. 👍 Personally though, butter is better with oatcakes and cheese. A wee spot of quince jelly to compliment it? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 10 hours ago, Morgan said: I like when folk like you, me and @Greedy Jambo can actually spell ‘margarine’. 👍 But how does one pronounce it? My dad pronounced it with a hard G, using the logic that it is so called because it was named after a lady called Margaret, who had been involved in inventing/developing the stuff. Not that Margaret - she was linked with soft-scoop ice cream. Others pronounce it as if it had been invented by a Marjory. If that had been the case, surely the spelling would have been Marjorine, leading to less confusion. If you'd got off your arse and invented it, it could have been Morgarine. Imagine how you'd feel if people then pronounced it Morjarine. The seethe would be immense. Here ends my valuable contribution to this enlightening thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 16 hours ago, Greedy Jambo said: Give them less money, they're useless. If you're feeling unwell, get yourself some cheese and oatcakes. I'm serious, get yourself to the shop right now, you don't even have to buy anything snobby, Red Leicester, basic oat cakes, we bit flora margarine, watch your mood change. I love cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH11_2NL Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 5 hours ago, AlimOzturk said: Go there and get accused of being a transphobe. It’s a guarantee. What? Just by walking in the door? Bizarre. I might be non-binary, gender fluid, CIS.....etc...and secondly, the new Road House remake is truly dire. Just putting that out there. He's better in Brokeback Mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 6 hours ago, Samuel Camazzola said: A wee spot of quince jelly to compliment it? 🤔 Absolutely, Sam. Or, membrillo as it's known as in Espana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 5 hours ago, I P Knightley said: But how does one pronounce it? My dad pronounced it with a hard G, using the logic that it is so called because it was named after a lady called Margaret, who had been involved in inventing/developing the stuff. Not that Margaret - she was linked with soft-scoop ice cream. Others pronounce it as if it had been invented by a Marjory. If that had been the case, surely the spelling would have been Marjorine, leading to less confusion. If you'd got off your arse and invented it, it could have been Morgarine. Imagine how you'd feel if people then pronounced it Morjarine. The seethe would be immense. Here ends my valuable contribution to this enlightening thread. The best part of your valuable contribution is Morgarine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 6 hours ago, Samuel Camazzola said: A wee spot of quince jelly to compliment it? 🤔 Only if it can speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 5 hours ago, Harry Potter said: I love cheese. I’m addicted to cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Babybell and Jacobs Cream Crackers didn't treat my herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 2 hours ago, Jeff said: Babybell and Jacobs Cream Crackers didn't treat my herpes Babybell is too hard to spread properly. You should use something softer or more spreadable (like Philadelphia) for herpes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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