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JudyJudyJudy
9 hours ago, PaddysBar said:


Why hate admitting it? Cats are way cooler. 
 

My Rudi is an outstanding cat. Loves being around us but at the same time, likes to go out on the prowl with his cat pals. 
 

Cats are amazing creatures. Affectionate as well as being independent. 

Awe people think you are a serial killer if u don’t like dogs ! But cats are so sweet ! Love em . But have rhinitis so no sure if I can have one . 

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whodanny
36 minutes ago, Spellczech said:

Your bride looks nice but was it dark as we cannot see the hills...

Oh ma sides !!  :lol:

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jack D and coke

Dogs used to be amazing until they became women’s babies.

All these stupid breeds that cost about 3k a pup.
Tbeyre ruined now. 

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whodanny
45 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

Cracking looking dog...

Cheers KvC. She's a great wee mutt. I've had a few collies over the years, and if there's one thing I've learned, it's that they are as smart, or in some instances smarter than we are. (In their own way obviously). The posts from some folk on here tend to prove my point :lol:.

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PaddysBar
2 hours ago, Spellczech said:

Should've bought some food for the poor thing too. It was biting you because it was hungry...


They didn’t tell me you had to feed them😀

 

it was a nice wee thing but caused chaos. We picked it up in a cardboard box and when we got home it turned out he had chewed through it then he escaped in the living room. 
 

5 minutes after getting him home both settees were upended so he couldn’t go under them and we were running about trying to catch him. 
 

On the night he died my Mrs said to me ‘that hamster is sleeping in a funny position’ 😂

 

wee chocolate is now buried in the back garden under a painted stone. 
 

Farewell wee chocolate 🐹  😢 

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Konrad von Carstein
1 hour ago, whodanny said:

Cheers KvC. She's a great wee mutt. I've had a few collies over the years, and if there's one thing I've learned, it's that they are as smart, or in some instances smarter than we are. (In their own way obviously). The posts from some folk on here tend to prove my point :lol:.

We have a collie/spaniel cross, runs rings round us, far too clever for his own good :lol:

 

 

Where did you get the neckerchief?

 

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John Findlay
9 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

What about parrots?🤣🤣

I have one of them on my left shoulder continuously. Goes well with my wooden crutch😉

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Dogs were banned in Reykjavik for most of the 20th c and even now are very strictly controlled - licenced, tagged, vaccinated etc with loads of paperwork to get through.

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henrysmithsgloves
47 minutes ago, John Findlay said:

I have one of them on my left shoulder continuously. Goes well with my wooden crutch😉

I am that old,I can mind when it was an egg on your shoulder,And you had two legs🤣

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Ron Burgundy

People who hate cats or dogs tend to be strange and untrustworthy IMO.

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John Findlay
4 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

I am that old,I can mind when it was an egg on your shoulder,And you had two legs🤣

🤣Not heard that one in a few years.

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henrysmithsgloves
4 minutes ago, John Findlay said:

🤣Not heard that one in a few years.

Used to be iron men on wooden ships,now it's wooden men on iron ships. Which admiral said that? Was a saying my father in law mentioned a few times,he served on the old tribal class in the 60s

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whodanny
1 hour ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

We have a collie/spaniel cross, runs rings round us, far too clever for his own good :lol:

 

 

Where did you get the neckerchief?

 

I can't remember exactly, probably somewhere online, maybe ebay, had it for a few years now.

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John Findlay
6 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

Used to be iron men on wooden ships,now it's wooden men on iron ships. Which admiral said that? Was a saying my father in law mentioned a few times,he served on the old tribal class in the 60s

It's from this poem below.

The tribal class were still going strong in the early 80s. Seven of the class.

Ashanti, Eskimo, Gurkha, Mohawk, Nubian, Tartar, and Zulu. Good ships, good workhorses.

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Des Lynam

You tend to find that guys that don’t like dogs are scared of them. 
 

Grown men scared of a wee pooch. 
 

:rofl: 

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John Findlay
4 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Awe people think you are a serial killer if u don’t like dogs ! But cats are so sweet ! Love em . But have rhinitis so no sure if I can have one . 

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You're not looking good in this photo triple J.

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JudyJudyJudy
16 minutes ago, John Findlay said:

You're not looking good in this photo triple J.

😂

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highlandjambo3

Should legalise these bad boys……nippy dugs, killer dugs (all dugs) sorted 

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John Findlay
3 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said:

Should legalise these bad boys……nippy dugs, killer dugs (all dugs) sorted 

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Is that a crocapoo or an allisatian?

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henrysmithsgloves
3 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said:

Should legalise these bad boys……nippy dugs, killer dugs (all dugs) sorted 

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Plus a handbag for the Mrs,shoes and belt for your self when it "crocks" ,,win,win😀

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Lone Striker

I've read out some of the posts on this thread to my wee yappy basturt dug.     She's definitely not happy about what she's hearing, and  has yapped a loud response that she wants me to post. 

 

Could be wrong, but it sounded like -

 

GTF,  the lot o'ye   

 

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😜

 

 

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2 hours ago, Lone Striker said:

I've read out some of the posts on this thread to my wee yappy basturt dug.     She's definitely not happy about what she's hearing, and  has yapped a loud response that she wants me to post. 

 

Could be wrong, but it sounded like -

 

GTF,  the lot o'ye   

 

th?id=OIP.iSQCMTeTF4tryZP-zc5d6QHaE7&pid=Api&P=0&h=180

 

😜

 

 

 

Nae wonder she's no happy, when was the last time you took her to the hairdressers?...jesus!

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Pans Jambo
10 hours ago, Shooter McGavin said:

*XL Bully has entered the chat*

Now now.

 

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trotter
16 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

A dog is for Xmas😳

I ate Korean meatballs recently, delicious. I'd go as far to say that they were the dogs bollocks

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Dick Dastardly

Folk that don't like dogs are probably the same peoplekeep their brown sauce in the fridge or tuck their tshirts into their jeans. Deviants. 

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Jim_Duncan
8 hours ago, Ron Burgundy said:

People who hate cats or dogs tend to be strange and untrustworthy IMO.

I actually like dogs*. Just can't stand the folk that own them and when they are in places (like cities) where they ought not to be.

 

*But am still strange and untrustworthy.

 

 

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Jim_Duncan
16 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said:

Folk that don't like dogs are probably the same peoplekeep their brown sauce in the fridge or tuck their tshirts into their jeans. Deviants. 

Folk that own wee yappy dogs are probably the same peoplekeep their brown sauce in their jeans and tuck their tshirts into their fridge. Deviants. 

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henrysmithsgloves
1 hour ago, trotter said:

I ate Korean meatballs recently, delicious. I'd go as far to say that they were the dogs bollocks

:facepalm:

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Punks No Deid

Had Staffies since the 90’s - amazing dugs. My daughter got a miniature dachshund last year and I must admit I was pleasantly surprised - brilliant wee dug. **** the dug haters 🖕

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Sleepy head
7 hours ago, Lone Striker said:

I've read out some of the posts on this thread to my wee yappy basturt dug.     She's definitely not happy about what she's hearing, and  has yapped a loud response that she wants me to post. 

 

Could be wrong, but it sounded like -

 

GTF,  the lot o'ye   

 

th?id=OIP.iSQCMTeTF4tryZP-zc5d6QHaE7&pid=Api&P=0&h=180

 

😜

 

 

 Is that a feckin werewolf?

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whodanny
14 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

Got to love a wee Cammy Devlin type mut❤️

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:lol:

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AndyNic

The arsehole neighbours used to have a yappy *******ing dug that they kept in the back garden. SSPCA took the the dug away. Not the dugs fault. Those ***** should have been put down. Arseholes.

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henrysmithsgloves
12 hours ago, Sleepy head said:

 Is that a feckin werewolf?

It's a bawhair terrier 😳

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Dick Dastardly
On 13/03/2024 at 21:10, Jim_Duncan said:

Folk that own wee yappy dogs are probably the same peoplekeep their brown sauce in their jeans and tuck their tshirts into their fridge. Deviants. 

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 

P. S. That's not a bottle of brown sauce in my jeans, I'm just happy to see you

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Jim_Duncan
7 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said:

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 

P. S. That's not a bottle of brown sauce in my jeans, I'm just happy to see you

So that’s what HP stands for… H*g* P*n*s. 

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Dick Dastardly
11 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said:

So that’s what HP stands for… H*g* P*n*s. 

Why did you have to censor "Huge Pants"? 

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Jim_Duncan
1 hour ago, Dick Dastardly said:

Why did you have to censor "Huge Pants"? 

Some of the moderators on here are a wee bit sensitive about their gargantuan behinds.

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Dick Dastardly
3 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said:

Some of the moderators on here are a wee bit sensitive about their gargantuan behinds.

😂 😂 😂 

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Greedy Jambo

Picking up dog shite is great, I've no idea how people wouldn't want to do that. 

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Konrad von Carstein
13 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said:

Picking up dog shite is great, I've no idea how people wouldn't want to do that. 

Marvelous on a cold frosty morning...

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henrysmithsgloves
1 hour ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

Marvelous on a cold frosty morning...

Great pocket warmer 🤢or for defrosting door locks/ windows on the car👍🏻😁

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Jim_Duncan
13 hours ago, Greedy Jambo said:

Picking up dog shite is great, I've no idea how people wouldn't want to do that. 

When you are devoid of personality, it probably becomes quite appealing. 

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Dogs are for tragic folk that need something to love them.

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Sooperstar
14 hours ago, Greedy Jambo said:

Picking up dog shite is great, I've no idea how people wouldn't want to do that. 

Who said anything about picking it up? 

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